It was a fairly warm day, even with the clouds partially obscuring the sun. But despite this, things were heating up on the ground. But it wasn't the sun's rays that basked the village in heat, but rather the passion emanating from a feverish standoff between two rivals over their potential mate. The two maidens of death stared each other down, abruptly ending the tranquility of the serene village. Folks from all walks of life gathered to spectate the two warring women shamelessly in their underwear, trousers pooled around their ankles, and their bare legs exposed to the elements.
Celdine, exuberating confidence as always, placed her hands on her hips as she confronted the regal Ellustrya and her equally regal knickers. With her neon green briefs peering beneath her short tunic and her golden hair fluttering in the wind, her following words would test Ellustrya's resolve to its fullest.
"Y'know what, Princess fancy-pants, I think you should pull up your trousers and feck off home," Celdine said vaingloriously, her face filled with pride and an obnoxious smugness.
"That I cannot do," Ellustrya stated, with a steadfast expression on her lovely face. "I vowed not to lose to you, and thus, my trousers are to stay lowered for the duration of this quest until I obtain the golden egg."
"So stubborn!" Celdine spat with venom, shaking her head in vexation. "Ya mean yer gonna prance around in your fancy princess undies that nobody wants to see?"
"Do not insult my knickers," Ellustrya warned her as if Celdine had just insulted her entire family. "I am committed to seeing this through to the end, come what may. Losing to you is not an option."
"Bet you're not even in your panties!" Celdine reiterated, obviously not going to budge. "That's a leotard you got on there!"
"Don't be so foolish." Ellustrya shook her head in disbelief, her brows descending into a frown. "These are knickers; I can prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, and I will best you in these very knickers."
"Prove it then!" Celdine challenged, throwing down the gauntlet. Ellustrya's eyes narrowed.
"Very well, if that is what I must do to end your petulant behavior."
Ellustrya's hands reached for the bottom of her crimson jacket and pulled it up to reveal the waistband of her underwear, which was somewhere between her hips and her naval. The rich, brown, naked skin of her exposed midriff was a stark contrast to the brilliant white of her briefs. However, with her jacket over her waistband, they could quite easily be mistaken for the bottom segment of a leotard, with their high cut being just like that of a leotard.
"And that proves they are indeed my knickers and not a leotard." She said, confident that this would end the matter.
"T-That's a trick! It's just an illusion." Celdine clamored, sounding like she couldn't even believe the words coming out of her own mouth.
"What?!" Ellustrya exclaimed incredulously.
"Show me more proof." Celdine insisted, her own incredulity slipping through her facade of self-assuredness. "Y-yes, you could have easily dressed up your leotard to make them look like underwear!"
"But, that's absurd."
"Ya got nuttin' to hide, ya got nuttin' to fear."
"Fine. So be it."
Ellustrya tugged the waistband of her undergarments, causing them to snap back onto her bare waist. Surely, this would be enough proof. But Celdine wasn't buying it.
"Nice try, but you ain't pulling the wool over me! Show me the label!" Celdine blurted.
"I beg your pardon?"
"You heard me! Let's see your panty label. If they're really panties, they should have one. Or are you scared you might be exposed as a fraud?"
With one eye closed, Ellustrya tried to process precisely what Celdine was asking her to do. When it sank in, she simply gave a heavy sigh. She turned around and bent over, revealing the seat of her underwear. She peeled back the waistband slightly and pulled out the label. This was humiliating, but if this would shut Celdine up, then it was a small price to pay.
"There," Ellustrya proclaimed, "This is the genuine article, tailor-made."
"H-huh? You mean you've actually been in your underwear this entire time?" Celdine shrieked in genuine shock, her voice sounding even more shrill than before.
"Why would I wear a leotard I made to look like underwear?" Ellustrya enunciated. "That would be completely illogical." She placed her hand on her forehead and shook her head.
"But… but… you're a prudish little Princess!" Celdine squeaked, almost at a loss for words. "You shouldn't be parading around in your fancy panties like a foozy! The whole world doesn't need to see your rich-girl undies!"
"That's a little rich coming from you."
"But you're an Elder Dark Elf Princess! You have a position to keep! People can't see you running around in your panties!"
"I won't lie and say this isn't rather embarrassing, but why should I be ashamed of my knickers?"
"Because I can't snag Boldy when you're flashin' your pretentious panties at him!"
"I must confess, Boldasarre is rather allured by my knickers. Isn't that correct, Boldasarre?"
"Uh…"
"Boldy, you panty perv! Stop pervin' on her undies! You should be pervin' on mine! Her panties are evil! Evil I say! You peepin' pervy pervin' panty perv! Perviest of all pervy perverts! Hentai!"
"Boldasarre is not a pervert," Ellustrya enunciated. "But, he is a man. So, he can't help himself. I really don't mind, though."
"That's cos you're a hussy, wearing hussy granny panties!"
"My knickers are white. They symbolize purity."
"Even if I can't prove you're a lying fraud, I can still expose yer booty! I will relieve you of your blindin' undies."
"I warn you now: nobody, other than Boldasarre, has permission to touch my knickers. You may look, but not touch."
"I shall relieve you of your 'knickers', Princess Prissy-Panties!"
"Boldasarre! Protect my knickers!"
"Uh? Oh…. Right! Celdine! Stop!"
Unfortunately, Boldasarre tripped over his pants before he could stop her.
"Oh no!"
"I'm doin' this for yer own good, Boldy! Those panties must be destroyed, or else they'll turn ya into a sex pest!"
In a daring, sudden and unprovoked move, Celdine lunged for Ellustrya's shimmering white panties in an attempt to grab the waistband. However, Ellustrya sidestepped the attack easily and then launched a counter-attack of her own: she grabbed Celdine's underwear and yanked them up hard, giving her a wedgie.
"Yeeeooooow!"
"This is the consequence of your own unseemly behavior, Miss Goldenstar," Aerisa interjected. "Trying to remove the undergarments of the royal heinous is a grave transgression that must not go unpunished."
"She almost tore me panties!" Celdine exclaimed, picking the fabric from her hind end. "Owie! My butt! That smarts!"
"That was simply a demonstration. Provoke me again, and your knickers will go over your head."
"Sorry, but I got me an egg to find!" Celdine took off running, trying not to trip over the trousers pooled around her ankles. "Bye losers! Move with the times, Grandma!"
"G-Grandma?"
"Oh by the way, you're just wearing glorified granny-panties!" She yell. "Granny-panties! Granny -panties! Granny-panties!"
"Granny-panties? You said they were a leotard just a minute ago." Ellustrya said. "And you said they were fancy!"
"Well, you're a fancy Grandma in fancy granny-panties!"
"Do not insult me or my knickers unless you want your own knickers to be soon pulled over your face."
"You're a posh girl wearing old-fashioned grannies! Don't forget your walking stick, you granny-panty-wearing old hag!"
"It appears that your parents never taught you any manners," Ellustrya said. "You should respect your elders."
"Go back to the retirement home, granny! And pull up your trousers to hide those big, ugly granny-panties, you frumpy old bat!"
"Boldasarre, do you think my knickers are ugly and big?"
"N-no, Lady Ellustrya, I think you look amazing in your underwear! They elongate your legs and accentuate your curves, and they make you look really elegant!"
"You see, you unrefined wench, Boldasarre adores my knickers."
"He's sayin' that cos he knows you'll give 'im a big a wedgie if he said what he really thinks. You'd pull his undies so hard up his crack that he'll never be able to sit down for a year!"
"I… I would never do such a thing to my most adorable Boldasarre!"
"Too bad, Ellustry! He's gonna have my babies!"
"Unforgivable! I shall be the one to bear his child!"
"He wouldn't want some crone in big ugly granny-panties!"
"For the last time, they are not granny-panties!"
"Only old folks wear underwear like yours!"
"Boldasarre, do my knickers look like something a senior would wear?"
"A-absolutely not!"
"There. You see? Boldasarre does not share your rather uncultured opinion."
"That's cos you brainwashed 'im?"
"Brainwashed? How?"
"With your granny-panties!"
"That makes no sense! And what you said just contradicted yourself!"
"Ya probs used a spell or somethin' to make yer ugly granny-panties look real sexy to men!"
"Maybe men just find my knickers attractive. Have you ever considered that?"
"No man could ever find a stinkly, wrinkly, crinkly old hag such as yourself sexy!"
"I'm a… what?"
"You're an old hussy had who think big granny-panties are still trendy!"
"But you're wearing knickers like mine!"
"But yours are white! That makes them granny-panties!"
"I've just about had enough of you. Your knickers are going over your head!"
"Yikes! I'm outta here! But first…"
Celdine made a sneak attack on Boldasarre and pulled down his white briefs. He tried to use his hands in vain to cover his nethers, but it was too late. Ellustrya already saw, and her face went as red as a spanked bottom.
"B-Boldasarre! H-how big is…" Before Ellustrya could finish her sentence, Celdine pulled down her knickers to her mid-thighs whilst she was distracted by Boldasarre's unfortunate exposure of his manhood.
"Noooo!! My kniiiickers!" She hurriedly pulled them up.
"Hahahaha! That's ya get, ya old cougar!!"
"Miss Goldenstar, I cannot let this stand." Aerisa said.
"Oh c'mon, it's just a bit of fun." Celdine said.
"Pulling down the undergarments of Sir Boldasarre and Lady Ellustrya is most indecent. You must face… the maximum punishment."
"Gulp!"
"Your punishment will start without delay…"
"Hey, you're takin' this a little seriously, aren't ya? C'mon, have a sense of humor and — kyaaaaa!!!"
Before she knew it, Celdine was bent over Aerisa's knee, and Aerisa began thrashing Celdine's underwear-clad bottom relentlessly.
"No! Stop! Mommy! I'll be good! Yeeoow!!"
"Cease your whining, Miss Goldenstar. You're even worse than Lady Ellustrya used to be."
"So, Ellustry got spanked too?"
"Yes, when she was an unruly child."
"But wait, then that makes you…"
"Yes, I'm older than Lady Ellustrya."
"So, about me calling Ellustrya a grandma, I…"
"So what does that make me? A great grandma? I should increase your disciplining tenfold for your insolence!"
"No! Have mercy!"
What is even happening, Boldasarre mused to himself.
"Lady Ellustrya, are you all right?" He asked her.
"Yes. But Boldasarre… did you see anything?"
"N-no! Nothing at all! But did you see…"
"How could anyone not see it?"
"Eeeehhhhh??"
"But Boldasarre, you failed in your duty to protect my knickers."
"Eep! I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry!"
"It is of no consequence at the present time. It seems our opposition is… distracted."
"Yes, it does seem that way."
"This gives us a golden opportunity to get a headstart on them, do you agree?"
"Yeah… I suppose?"
Ellustrya firmly took Boldasarre's hand as they flew together as one, their footsteps resounding through the village, thrusting them toward the esoteric and evergreen Aviansaur forest.
"Hey! Get back here! This ain't fair!" Celdine yapped like an ill-natured, ill-bred dog about to be groomed. "Aeripeeesie, at this rate, they're gonna find the egg before we do! Let me go!" She squirmed and wriggled like a hare caught in a snare.
"Are you trying to wriggle your way out of your punishment?" She said in a cold, monotone voice, betraying no emotion, pity, kindness or empathy.
"Yes! I mean… no! But that's not what's important right now!" Celdine stumbled and bumbled.
"What's important right now is to complete your punishment." Aerisa said sternly, her face hardeining.
"Noooo!!!" Celdine screamed, bellowing like an infant.
As Celdine and her cheeks were enduring the reprisal of her indecent actions, Ellstrya disappeared into the vista, her jacket flapping and knickers flashing. With their hands joined, the underwear couple, Ellustrya, and Boldasarre, made good their gain on their rivals to capture the Aviansaur's golden egg. It wouldn't be much longer until this mission with their pants down would be finally over, and they no longer have to show their undies to the entire world.
Or so they thought….