*click click* "Haaa, wow, they really out did themselves this time haven't they? Hmm, thought they were getting sued?… Whatever, I'll just beat the boss or whatever!"
Usually bosses would take around 30 minutes to beat, but, for our main character he beat it within seconds, and- oh, he had a mental breakdown, reasoning was because, simply he didn't know how he did it, and started to panic!
"HEEEH???? T-there no way, r-right?? Haha. I'm going to have a panic attack, I think?? 'But how did I auto beat it???"
He whispered, shedding a tear, wondering why? Why did he agree to play this game? Why did he grow to be obsessed? Why did he make friends with those people in the first place? During those thoughts a message had popped up on his computer screen, making him cry, more.
[CONGRATULATIONS ON BEATING THE ********, AND, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ABYSSAMAL!]
"Ha, I'm finally done playing this game!! I'm finally free!!"
*SNIFF*
"AHHH"
*HIC*
While he was crying, an unexpected message popped up but, not on his screen giving him a bigger breakdown!
*BLITZ*
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT *SNIFF* WAHHHHH WHIUDY *HICCUP* DOY Y-YOU ECISTED UESHHHHHHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHH???"
(TRANSLATION:WHY DO YOU EXIST??)
It took him an hour to calm down.
*SNIFF* "mghm"
*sniff*
*sniff*
"lets" *hic* "see what it says."
[SORRY FOR SCARING YOU BUT, WE NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WASN'T THE REAL ENDING AND WE NEED YOU AND OTHERS TO CHANGE IT. BUT WE WON'T FORCE YOU.]
[I WONT BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN WELL HERE. BUT I CANT EXPLAIN WELL ANYWAY!]
[DO YOU EXCEPT THE QUEST?]
[YES/NO?]
*INHALE* "Fine, since I have nothing else to do."
[TELEPORTING]
[SEE YOU SOON!]
'If I get isekaied real bad then all of my friends are gay.'
Wait hold on…?!"WHAT THE HELL??" HEKLP??? "IS THIS TARGETING, THIS HAS TO BE TARGETING RIGHT?? I WASN'T EXPECTING TO BE TELEPORTED THIS WAY!! DARN THAT STUPID COMPANY I HOPE IT BLOWS THE F**K U-"
That's how it all started.
-
Hmm? When was my room so dark?- Ah, I remember
[HI! SORRY THE SENT ME HERE TO GIVE YOU A SUMMARY OF WHAT YOU NEED TO DO HERE AS KAI ***!]
"Then hurry up and tell me then."
[SO LETS ME START WITH ME SAYING IM SH*T AT EXPLAINING SO BEAR WITH ME PLEASE :( SO LETS START WITH WHY YOU'RE HERE! ONE THE SYSTEM]
[FINDS IT FUNNY, TWO BECAUSE IF YOU FIX IT SOON YOU MIGHT LIKE MISTER 51%/49% OVER THERE. HAHA. I DON'T THINK YOU'LL EVEN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE ALRIGHT? SO]
[,YOU'RE JOB IS JUST CHANGE THE FATES OF THE REAL WORLD AND IN GAME AS WELL ,AND ALSO, IT BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY OTHER ONE WHO FINISHED THE GAME! SOO THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!]
"Hmm, hey, know that I think about, how about I make of those changes now?"
[WHAT IS IT?]
"How about becoming my guardian and watch over me and become one those changes?"
[HAHA, LIKE I'LL EVER DO THAT!]
Um, so, uh,I think he was angry guys.
[WAIT WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BOMB???]
*CRASH*
"Become my guardian and nothing else will happen got it? And next it will go up your a**!"
[YES SIR!]
"Good then I'll probably have to get going see ya."
And with that the system thought "I hope he kills himself" with an eye roll included but little did she know she'll grow attached and wish that it would have never came true. Over and over again
….
Tired… huh wait. Hah, I'm in his body, aren't I? My visions a**… that motherf***, ugh lets see how I'll get out here, oh wait, I can't get out, hah silly me… Seriously if I don't get help I might actually die this time, ha ha haha. Okay where the hell are those royal knight at?
-
"Miss, there's one last house we need to check."
"I know Ian. Let's get going now, shall we?"
-
Is this how long he was waiting for my a** hurts!
*CRASH*
"Y-YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUR HOUSE!"
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you call down, we are the royal guards."
The voice it was muffled really but he'd definitely heard it.
Ah! I'll try to knock something down… ah! I know *shuffle* *CRASH*
-
"Ugh…"
"Your highness."
"Yes I know I heard that too. Kio, check that back room over there for me and then report back to me if you find anything alright?"
"Yes, your highness."
-
Are they walking over yet my a** hurts!
*step step step*
Omg are they finally here? Please tell their here! My a** hurts!!
I need to make some noise
*shuffle*
Quick! over here stupid!
*step step*
OH MY GOD THE LIGHT IS SO BRIGHT PUT IT AWAY GOOD GOD!
"Hey kiddo move your head if you're alive, alright?"
*nods!*
"I have to report back to her highness, and I'll be right back ok. And try to be more careful with the light since you don't seem to like it."
Yeah, and you better make quick, kio.
-
"Your highness,"
"Yes?"
"There seems to be a young boy around 7 to 9 he's missing some limbs and an eye?"
"You know what imma adopt him."
"May I ask why your hig-"
"He has the perfect amount of trauma!! Let's get going, quick!!"
"Ah! Yes your highness!"
-
Are they coming back. My a** is starting to hurt more then it use to! And I'm starting to feel cold!
"Kid we're back!"
Finally?! I feel like passing out!
"Hey! Quick we'll talk to the kid later we're taking him to the castle!"
"Ah! Yes your highness!"
Ah, I feel like passing ou-
*CRASH*
"HURRY HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!"