Summary:
Oooh, we've been dyin to show off this.
"So last year you guys saved the world from a universe full of weirdness?" Steven asked the nice girl known as Mabel Pines. "From a triangle with a top hat … alright, you may hold the title of strangest villain."
"I don't know, a giant arm in the middle of the planet is pretty weird." The braces wearing girl said with a laugh. "Or does that count as the creepiest one we've come across, Gwen?"
"No, that's a tie between Ghost Freak and Zombozo." The other girl he was talking to, Gwen Tennyson, said as she took a drink out of Pit Cola.
"I think Star fought a magician that sucked joy, but that was less creepy and more sad." Steven noted as an explosion rang out from around the corner. "So, you have an entirely different system of magic? You don't just think of something and it happens?"
"I wish, or else I would wish to have kittens for hands everyday!" Mabel shouted. "Just think of the adorable destruction I can create with that.
"Been there, done that, don't recommend it." Steven shuddered.
"Yeah, Magic's a bit weird around here." Gwen continued. "Usually it's just a cursed item or artifact that ends up screwing everything up. That or alien technology that falls into the wrong hands."
"That's just the weirdness magnet, it's how stuff like that happens daily." Mabel pointed to the robot army being foguth by Star, Marco, a guy named Dipper with a book and shouting questions at the robot, and a giant red four armed alien.
"What came first, the chicken or the egg!?"
"The rocket powered fist!"
"You're pretty good for a robot!" The four armed alien shouted. "Ever have plans other than world domination!?"
"Running a jazz club."
"So we were probably going to end up coming here regardless if it was our first stop. Neat." Steven shrugged. "So you're dealing with both Magic and Aliens too? Does that ever get confusing?"
"Nah, we deal with weird things. There was a human that's smart enough to mutate animals into giant monsters for his armies." Gwen shrugged. "Our Grandpa Max is a veteran space cop and one of their Great Uncles is the smartest cryptologist in the world, so it's not like we're unprepared. Although my powers might be from being part alien instead of magic, that line is a bit blurry."
"Tell me about it. My powers tread on that line as well. I'm a half alien that amplifies the magic I'm emotionally close to."
"And your powers are pink, super cute." Mabel nodded. "So what's the closest brush with death you guys got? Mine was just having my life flash before my eyes when Bill tried to zap me."
"Oh, that's actually pretty hard to choose, it's like a bag of chips, I don't just have one." Steven pondered for a second. "If I had to choose, then it has to be the last one I had, where my soul sucked out for about three hours."
"I'd have to say it's when my dweeb of a cousin messed with the omnitrix and almost blew up the entire universe." The girl shrugged. "Although a close second was when Ghostfreak possessed me and almost had me jump off a roof. I swear I saw a giant Koala when I was unconscious."
"Same, I think. It came to me in a flash when I was falling to my death unconscious."
"Wait, you guys saw a Koala in the afterlife as the big dog?" Mabel asked. "I thought it was an Axoma … Dipper, what was it called again!?"
"AXOLOTL!" The boy shouted as he tried stabbing at the giant robot. "Why won't you go down!?"
" You awakened me! My overloards want nothing but destruction, and only when you're dead will I finally be given that loan for the Jazz Club. I got circuits to feed!"
"Does anyone ever regret how weird our lives got?" Gwen asked. "I've come to sort of roll with it by now, but I still want other stuff, like college."
"I've always loved it, though I've learned to try and have balance with it." Mabel shrugged. "My only regret was having so many failed relationships in one summer."
"Love is the worst." Steven nodded. "Isn't that right Star?"
"Love is nothing but Misery!!" She turned her arms into giant kitty claws, violently ripping apart a robot so messily the others started to actually adopt a look of fear.
"... The mechanity …" It held its mouth. "I'm gonna glitch."
"I'm so glad I've never dated anyone." Gwen muttered. "It sounds like too much of a hassle."
"It can be. It's hard to always be on the same page as someone else all the time." This was definitely a great start to their little vacation. "So any big alien invasions recently?"
"There was this invasion of lizard people and robots in Los Angeles a while back, but that may have been from another dimension. Grandpa Max is still looking into it."
"Do you ever think there's a universe where fighting doesn't exist at all?" Steven asked out loud.
A red flash later, Ben Tennyson walked to them. "That sounds boring and most likely a hypnotized cult. Fighting is just how people work out their differences."
"Grunckle Stan never met a problem he couldn't face by punching it in the face." Mabel laughed. "It's how I dealt with those unicorn jerks." … He would need context later.
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Lion stared, eyes focused on the most dangerous individual in the area… the platypus. "Kkkkk." Don't think you can fool with your bad acting, those are the eyes of a dangerously experienced individual.
"I think we can finally cross off 'discovering something that doesn't exist' off our bucket list, Ferb." The red headed boy wearing orange gestured to the green haired boy. "Pretty sure a pink teleporting lion counts."
"I don't know, the beaver duck seems much more unbelievable." The boy's kin said as she looked at the mammal just as suspiciously. "I thought platypi were myths, just like zebras."
"Ah, Zebras do exist." The girl with a pink bow said with confusion.
"Sure they do." The blonde girl waved off. "So do you mind telling your friends to stop aiming their condiments at me?" She turned to a group of children, one of which was a bald one with glasses, using a ketchup based weapon.
"How did you get inside of the treehouse, teenagers?" He spoke. "And answer carefully, this is concentrated hot sauce."
"Hold up, number One, they're with us, they're friendlies." The red headed waved his hands in defense.
"... Phineas." The bald one said while holding their head in exasperation ."What did I say about clearing it beforehand? This is the fifth time this week we almost took down someone."
"I'm still trapped under these by the way!" The hoodie boy shouted, trapped under a pile of hamsters.
"Heh, sorry, I keep forgetting about the adult antagonism." The redhead laughed a bit hesitant. "Star, Marco, Steven, these are the kids next door. Basically a networks of agents that help kids all over the world."
"Could have used you guys a lot during world ending events." His boy deadpanned.
"Come on, you think spaceships are the only threat to the planet?" A girl with a red hat asked. "We had to deal with someone trying to remove the very concept of fun from space time so they could get more productive kids."
"Are you sure you're not just talking about my mom?" The blonde girl laughed. "Anyways, sorry about the barging, we saw a giant roller coaster disappear in a puff of smoke and got curious."
"It's no problem." Spoke a girl with long sleeves. "Come on little guys, get off our new friends." The hamsters obeyed the clear alpha without any objection.
"Too bad lion and the Centipettles can't be that obedient." The red hooded one.
"Here kitty kitty." Lion walked over, letting the superior rub his mane.
"Wow, she's good." His boy said in awe.
"I know, even the animal communicator we built can't compare to Number 3." The red haired boy smiled.
"She has to be. It's the only way we can keep the hamsters around to keep the energy running." The round boy wearing a face cap said fiddling with some devices. "We're literally built on duct tape and glue."
"Seems kinda … unstable." The red hooded boy noted.
"It's necessary." The bald one stated. "We built this off the grid, self sufficient, so we would owe no adults, and be able to help kids whenever they need it without restriction." He turned. "Although Phineas and Ferb have been …. Unnaturally talented in going beyond that."
"We're just more focused on having fun with as many people as possible, regardless of age." The red head smiled.
"Keep that optimism kid." His boy patted him. "While you still can …" The haunted look really selled the message.
"So since we're not blasting cruddy teenage butt out of our treehouse…" The short one in orange said, placing his own weapon away. "Why did you come here?"
"They said they had their own moon base, so we wanted to use the nearest telescope to see if we've been completely missing an entire section of the moon entirely." The pink bowed girl explained.
"That's impossible." The large one waved off. "We've been on the moon for generations, there's no way we could miss an entire base of operations, even if we stick to the dark side."
"Look again." The red head looked through one. "There it is. And there's the knd moon base. Oh, and there's the cows we left when we made that ice cream."
"… Everything I know is a lie!" He shouted in panic.
"Is it a threat?" The bald one asked with curiosity.
"Nah, we filtered it so the ice cream never goes to waste."
The group stared at the triangle kid. "I think he meant the other base." The girl with the hat restated.
"You're fine. It's empty and all the important stuff inside it was smashed to bits." The blonde girl explained.
"Hmm … do you think we can salvage some of the tech?" The large one asked.
"I know for a fact Peridot would be more than happy to tell more humans about gem tech, so knock yourselves out." The red hooded one shrugged.
"Alright. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!" The red head blinked, before looking around. "Hey, where's Perry?" Perry? Wasn't that the name of … Lion turned, finding the enemy gone.
"Huh, never thought I would see an animal disappear faster than Lion." Lion would take that as a personal challenge.
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Greg laughed. "You know, usually I just stay in the van while the kids run around town. It's nice to talk with some other parents for a change." Their last trip was, apparently, 'capture the flag got too real with ghosts involved'.
"Oof, tell me about it. The Waybrights are seperated and the Wu's moved, so we don't have many people to talk about crazy shenanigans." Mr. Booncheuy said as he offered the group coffee. "How else will people remember our little girl who saved the world?"
"Seriously, why do teens keep having entire planets shoved on them?" Ms Noceda asked. "It seems like nobody trusts adults to do their jobs anymore."
"I've seen plenty of adults make a lot of mistakes, both as a kid and adult myself." Greg admitted. "There's only so much you can do when other universes get involved."
"I know people told me that the internet is great for research and stuff…but I didn't know what to expect when I typed in 'guidance for children that travel dimensions." Ms Noceda said with a slight flummoxed tone.
"Our daughter recommended we should start a social media page for those struggling." Mrs. Boonchuey answered. "Said she got the idea after a conversation with, and I quote, 'god domino' and a glowing pink boy."
"Twenty or so years ago that probably would have sounded much stranger to me." Greg said with a light chuckle.
"Tell us about it. Anne disappeared for five months and suddenly 'poof!' She's knocking on our front door with three giant frogs. They stay for a while, get chased by government and evil robots, go for another decent period of time, come back to stop an invasion of earth, then next thing we know, she's talking about a-"
"PINK BOY!" A tall and tan skinned girl shouted from the kitchen.
"BUSHY GIRL!" The voice of Steven cried back in response.
"NEW FRIENDS!" Another girl with much shorter hair joined in on the shouting.
"Miha, please don't jump on random people you just met!" Ms Noceda shouted to the girl.
"It's quite alright, Ms. Noceda. In all fairness, we're pretty used to being around very excited and high energy people." Greg waved off. "In fact I'm pretty sure Star has taken..hey, where is Star..?"
"Hey bro, remember my whole theory about giraffes being demons?" Star said as she peaked her head from the kitchen window. "Turns out I was right, and they're currently plotting a citywide takeover at the zoo right now."
"No they're not." The short haired girl responded. "They went vegan generations ago, not being able to eat witch souls really mellowed them out."
"Hopefully Meteora can do the same now that she's a baby again. I don't want to have a repeat of my soul being taken." Steven said as he looked at the taller girl. "In fact, that's when we saw each other…does that mean your cat is god?"
"Well they were an old computer that turned into my cat, that turned into an abomination that melted my brain, then back to a cat, then to a lion." The tan girl responded. "Also I'm pretty sure he never said 'god' per say …remember, they said that the Koala guy was going to be destroyed in a couple of decades and XOXL or whatever was too busy making deals."
"Oh yeah, I completely forgot about Axolotl."
"…" He turned to the other parents. "Near death experience?"
"She hasn't gone into many details, but we can only assume yes." Mrs .Booncheuy sighed.
"Just…How can you all be so calm about it?" Mrs.Noceda asked, still confused. "How can you just be…okay that they've gone through something so horrifying?"
"My parents were super controlling and tried to crush all my dreams." He shrugged. "As long as my kid's fine, I'm happy that he's doing what he wants."
"We actually had a big problem with Anne before about her future." Mrs. Boonchuey added in. "Before, she was quite the troublemaker and barely completed any of her work. Now she's more dedicated than ever to complete her studies to become a Herpetologist."
Ms Noceda sighed. "And Luz … Luz hasn't focused on anything earth related ever since the boiling isles. She plans on trying to stay there one day."
"Star, we shouldn't antagonize the zoo!"
"I'm not letting this build up to another major villain Steven, down with the psychos!!"
"I may not have my magic here, but I know how to use a frying pan!"
"I understand your worries, Ms.Noceda, more than you'll ever know." Greg sent the woman an understanding nodd. "Before Steven was born, his mom was whisked away to Mewni, and that became his home. Rose is gone now, and I didn't get to see him grow up."
"… Luz was lucky enough to see her father at a young age … I'm sorry for your loss."
"It's fine. It does hurt on some days, but in the end, I consider myself to be the luckiest man in the universe to be a part of his life at all." He nodded reassuringly. "Your daughter will grow into someone great. You'll just have to keep talking to her, and have patience."
"Stay back Star!" Steven shouted. "According to Luz this thing packs a punch!"
"I thought you said the Glyphs didn't work."
"They don't, but I figure if someone blasts magic on them-" The entire kitchen started glowing pink. "AH, MY EYES!"
"I'll have to practice that last part alot more than the former." The single mother said with a light laugh. "Thank you, Mr and Mrs. Boonchuay, Mr Universe."
"No problem, we're just happy Anne has new friends to interact with." Mr Boonchuey smiled.
"It's my pleasure. And please, Greg is just fine. No need to be formal."
"Okay, if that's the case, please, call me Camila."
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Kelly sat next to the blue horse alien creature named Sylvia, sweating and panting. "And here I thought you liked fighting." She smirked.
"Just needed a break …" Kelly answered, taking a large gulp of water. "Those guys … can go at it for days."
"GET BACK HERE YOU PESKY LITTLE DOG!" A giant skeleton man named 'Lord Hater' was chasing Jake the Dog and an orange alien named Wonder.
"Geesh, you really take your games of tag seriously." Wonder said as he plucked a bajo as they were being shot by green lightning.
"Jakes is an absolute party beast when he doesn't want to be lazy." Finn, the, presumably only, human, said as he took his own drink. "As for Wonder…I still don't know if he's intentionally trying to annoy Hater."
"He's not, he still thinks there's good in the guy." The only other girl there laughed. "Heck, he hasn't met a single person he hates in the universe … other than Dr Screwball."
"And here I thought I got away from Steven." Kelly couldn't help but reminisce. It had been about a week since her trip. "My sort of ex is the same way, except the only guy he hates just happens to be his sister's teacher, who's more of an asshole than evil."
"Let me guess, they're all knowing?" Finn asked. "Always think they're right and always anticipate what you'll do, and it sucks math when they're proven right?"
"Completely. He even speaks in riddles and it's impossible to tell if he wants to help you or not."
"Those guys are the worst. Can't even annoy them without them expecting it." He groaned. "The only thing that catches them off guard is paradoxes."
She thought about it for a second. "… Nah, Steven's in enough trouble with time police as it is."
"Don't get me started on time travel. Accidently got time blurples once and that ended with older versions of us getting stuck in the past waiting for fifty year for us to come to an abandoned gas station to end the loop." Slyvia waved
"Yeah, I actually had a sword that was created from me time traveling to stop my past self from falling asleep so a prismic wish keeper could come back into existence, but then it was stabbed with my cursed demon grass sword, and became a crazy clone I needed to destroy … poor fern."
"Crazy plant clones, man does that take me back." Kelly chuckled. "Steven has this magic spit, so one day after spitting out Watermelon seeds, he grows over a hundred fruits that are shaped exactly like him. They went crazy, so Star tried to fight them with corn clones of herself, and thus started the great food war of Beach Creek."
"You know, for an ex, you sure talk a lot about him." Finn pointed out with a grin.
"Yeah, Yeah, laugh it up." Kelly rolled her eyes. "He was the best boyfriend I had. I just…I felt like I needed to change or else I'd just drag him down with me."
"I get yeah. I've never been the best boyfriend in pretty much…every relationship I've had." Finn relented with sigh. "I think that's why I just stopped trying all together. Jakes the one that has romance down."
"Don't insult my kids, you jerk!" She watched the dog grow a giant hand and continuously punch the skeleton.
"PEEPERS! GET THE SHIP! WE'RE ATTACKING FROM ORBIT NOW!"
"Ah, so you guys have your own Ludo." The two stared at her with confusion. "Bad guy that's more annoying and sad than evil, attacks so often he might as well be a morning workout."
"Yep, that's Hater alright. Always good for stretching out the ole tail." Slyvia smirked. "We had another guy like that, the ice guy."
"Ice King. Sad old man that wanted to marry a princess. Turns out he was an old man cursed to be immortal and crazy because he missed his fiance." Finn explained.
"Ouch." Kelly hissed. "You know, this's been nice. Every step is an adventure and emotion to get out of my system." She smiled.
"LORD HATER! WANDER IS PLAYING WITH THE CONTROLS!"
"This has got to be the most unoriginal game I've ever played."
"That's the magic of OOO for you. Where you either learn life lessons about the state of existence or just punch something for the heck of it." Kelly knew there was going to be a point where she'd have to go back home…which was why she was going to stay as long as possible.
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"So let me get this straight." Star waved her hand around. "You-" She pointed at the small child. "Are working at a convenience store for SuperHeroes?"
"Yeppero!" The kid, named KO, cheered in an innocent matter that actually surpassed Steven in terms of preciousness.
"And you-" She pointed at the orange haired guy. "Are a part time hero that can possess people too scared or stupid or wimpy to do the job themselves?"
"Penn Zeros the name, nice to meet you, beautiful." The kid tried to act cool, but slipped on the ground and fell.
"I knew I forgot the wet floor sign." KO Slapped his own face.
"So an entire multiverse of heroes … and NO BACKUP!?" Why was everything on kids?
"I never said it was a perfect system." Penn said as he struggled to pick himself back up. "It's hard just keeping track of one universe, let alone an infinite multitude, and that's not even getting into universes that are basically the same except with slight differences."
"Also we've got our hands full with Box More." KO pointed across the street. "A company that builds super villains. Some are easy, some are … annoying."
"I AM JETHRO!" Shouted a giant tank Steven was holding back with his shield. "I AM JETHRO!"
"So is saving the day here just a job anyone can have?" Marco asked as he looked through a barrel of lasers swords.
"Yeah, we even have power cards to show how strong of a hero you are." KO held out a card. "I recently became level hundred."
"It's kind of a wonky power scaling system though." Penn pulled out his own card, which was a three. "There's no telling how much 'growth' you'll have with each fight, and the bad guys are all shown with negative numbers."
"Huh, wonder what mine would say." Star wondered.
"We have pow card maker right here," KO pointed to what looked like a vending machine. "Just scan your hand and it'll pop out."
Now excited, Star pressed her hand to the scanner, watching it shake a bit before dispensing a card with her picture on it, but instead of a number, it was her wand crystal shape.
"... I don't even have my wand anymore." She stated, looking the thing over. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Ooh, that's actually a very good sign your really powerful. It usually means there's no set limit to how strong you can be at any time." KO explained. "Captain Planet's card has his power level as Planet, and Sonic the Hedgehog's is power ring."
"Wait, whose power level is at what now!?" That seemed to freak out Marco for some strange reason.
"Hmm." She noted. "Hey Steven, wanna try this super hero card dispenser out!?"
"Sure! Marco, tag out!"
"Wait I can't hold back-" Marco pressed his gauntlets against the giant tank robot, slowly being pushed back.
Steven pressed his hand on the machine. "Let's see what I've got." His card was dispensed. "... Um … I think it's broken." He showed off his card, which glitched pink all over.
"Hm, how peculiar." A new voice popped out from behind them, and turning around, they noticed a little girl around KO's size in a yellow jumpsuit. Star swore there were shouts of cheering when they noticed her. "I haven't seen a Pow card glitch this badly since KO's. Either the entire system needs a complete update, or it's unable to comprehend the power level." They all looked at her weirdly. "Apologies, dimensional traverses. I am Dendy. KO's best friend."
"Aww, and I thought the title went to me." Penn gave a mock pout.
"I will fight you for the title if you so wish." Aww, this was like Peridot but twice as adorable and innocent.
"Steven … Star … little help!?" Marco shouted, trying to hold back the giant.
"I AM JETHRO! I AM JETHRO!"
"Double rainbow fist punch." Star blasted the robot with a wave of a hand, and that did stop it in its tracks for about ten second. "Huh, sturdy guy."
"Why don't you guys just hit the off switch in his head?" … Everyone turned to KO with disappointed looks. "What, nobody asked."
"You're lucky you're so adorable, or else I'd be mad." Star chuckled. "So it's just robots you fight everyday?"
"Well there is the occasional super villain and-" There came childish laughter from the vents. "... Fink." He sighed. "Come on Penn, I'll grab the mop."
"On it." Penn did so. "She's his sort of step sister. His dad's a villain, so that makes it awkward."
"Oh you have no idea how much we can relate to that." Steven chuckled. It was nice to know they weren't the only kids in the universe suffering.
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Jackie watched as one of her friends devoured the slop. "I finally get why your name is Odd. You can devour that biohazard without any side effects."
"I've seen tons of videos of what Americans eat on a daily basis. Pretty sure you'd find half of them eating something arguably worse." The blonde joked back.
"Meh, shots fired, shots taken." She acknowledged. "So, let me get something straight here. You own a pet dog, but you prefer Chat Noir, the cat hero?"
"I know, I know, it sounds like a contradiction, but the guy's pretty smooth. And half of Paris is already obsessed with Ladybug, due to no small part to Alya." Odd pointed to the glasses wearing girl next to them.
"Hey, I run the blog, I am legally required to obsess over her." The news reporter mock defended. "I don't see Jeremie and you running a blog for other heroes."
"Please don't drag me into hero debates." The boy with glasses spoke up as he typed on a computer. "I pride myself on not getting dragged into politics."
"It's less politics and more a matter of who's cooler." Jackie corrected. "In the end, they're both fighting evil, so they're both pretty great." Explosions could be heard from the background. "Sometimes it feels like I never left home with all of that in the background."
"You had crazy stuff happen to you?" A tan kid with a hoodie asked her, Nino.
"Not necessarily to me, but around me constantly, pretty much twenty four seven."
"Say, did any of those events have people with … strange looking eyes?" Yumi, the one Japanese person there, asked with concern.
"Not really, just the occasional alien invasions and flaming rainbows most of the time." Jackie answered as she took a bite of her food.
"Flaming Rainbows?" Alya asked with wide eyes. "How does that even work?"
There was a crash, Chat Noir being seen on top of a building. "She shoots flaming rainbows!? Why does she shoot flaming rainbows!?"
"All will feel the might of Starlord the Unknown!" An 'akumatised' villain, one with very familiar looking hearts on her face, shouted.
"She's magic, she can basically do what she wants!" A familiar body in the color of pink explained as they tossed three shields towards the latest victim.
"Oh, looks like my old pals are going on tour." Jackie nodded. "... I'm sure it'll be fine." She shrugged. "Hey Nino, pass me your hoodie, I'd rather not have my ex see me and get messed up while he's already fighting his friend."
"I got you covered, girl, I've seen how messy romance can make everything." Nino replied. "Speaking of, has anyone seen Marinette?"
"She went to go get some Macarons that Odd's been pestering her for." Alya answered instantly, glancing around for some reason.
"You two are her friends, is there anything of value she likes to wear!?" The titular hero Ladybug said as she swung on a yo-yo.
"The horns on her head!" Marco shouted, luckily haven't seen her at all, or noticed the lunchroom in general. "She wears them everyday!"
"Got it. Lucky Charm!"
"How's a Bobby pin supposed to work!?" Steven shouted. "Those notoriously cause bad luck for us!"
"I am both offended and amused. Offused one might say." Chat Noir joked.
"See, who wouldn't like a guy who has jokes like that?" Odd asked the group.
"Eh, I've heard my ex say worse." Jackie admitted as she saw the spotted hero fling the pin into Steven's shield, which bounced right into Star's eye.
"Ow! That's a low blow!"
"Then I'll aim higher! Cataclysm!" Chat Noir used the distracted Star and decayed the headband into dust. A black Butterfly, ironically, flew out from the dust and was caught by Ladybug's yo-yo.
"Miraculous Ladybug!" Like usual, all the damage was fixed up in a jiffy.
"Wait, you don't have to run from the police whenever you blow up buildings!?" Marco asked with surprise.
"Nope, my precious bugaboo is excellent at cleaning up. That's the reason why all of Paris cheers her name." Nice to see her old friends making new friends. Good to know they weren't being hung up on relationship drama.
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Garnet watched as the kids went on adventure after adventure. Fighting monsters, playing in creeks, hanging out with an … 'Uncle Grandpa' of some sort. She wasn't sure if that last one was actually happening or not, thinking about it left a weird gap in her memory.
A portal opened up on the beach, and out came the kids falling out with four giant ducks right next to them.
"I can assume your trip went well?" She smiled. "Get some of those angry emotions out?"
"Yeah, that trip to Paris, despite being mind controlled and being turned into a super villain, was very therapeutic." Star said.
"And I met a lot of great people who know what it's like to have the fate of the world on your shoulders and be burdened by the sins of your family's actions." Steven explained. "We're getting a group chat together and everything."
"I think adults are just evil at this point, because they're too stupid to accept change." Star responded.
"Meh, sounds about right." The duck in a green hoodie shrugged.
"... So who do you think was worse? The Core or Bill?" The duck in a purple kilt asked. "Now that the multiverse has opened up, I want to catalog our baddies from bad to worse."
"Well that depends." The duck with a red hat asked. "Do we judge Bill as a guy stomping on ants because he was so high up the pole he didn't even comprehend our lives having value, or do we hold him to moral standards?"
"Or we can just judge them by how many people they've killed." The blue duck put in. "That Aku guy seems like he'd be high up there."
"But how do we judge people based on numbers if they lived longer than any of us can see?" Marco asked. "It's not like there's a library that holds all the answers … is there?"
"Actually there is." Steven answered . "The mhc base has a secret archive that records everything ever, so we can check there."
"Secret library! Yes! Another adventure!" The purple kilted duck shouted excitedly. "Solving mysteries and rewriting history on a universal scale!"
"Good luck." She waved as the group jumped back into the portal.
"They grow up so fast." Garnet turned to the two friends she made during their trip. A one legged duck named Della and woman in a jumpsuit named Carol. "One day your flying a rocket ship, and the next day your kids are traveling the multiverse."
"Yep … it's incredible to watch them grow." No matter where they were, finally happy with their lives.