Women, yes, women everywhere are always the same. What they want from a man is only money. It's disgusting, that's why I hate women, if it weren't for their beautiful faces and beautiful bodies that make my lust passionate, I would have long ago chosen to live alone.
"Tch...so long! What was that bitch doing to be so late?" I cursed in annoyance, to the point that I accidentally kicked the empty can in front of me to express my anger.
I felt stupid, even though I already knew that the habit of women every time they went on a date was to spend hours dressing up to look beautiful. Even though my sweet mouth said "Yes, it's okay honey." To Jane, my rotten heart still felt angry every time I waited for her.
"Kenny...!" That bitch shouted while waving her arms across the street. She ran towards me with her short skirt fluttering in the wind. My eyes widened as her pink panties became visible. It's really adorable, just looking at the color of her panties makes my passion flare.
"Damn, she's so hot." If only I had had the courage to take her to a hotel to make it easier to ask her to have sex, I would have done it. But, considering that this is still our third date, it looks like I still have to be patient. I don't want to look like an asshole.
Mary Jane trotted over while smiling, the tight white t-shirt she was wearing outlined her round breasts perfectly. Really, I can't miss this beautiful opportunity even for a moment. Alright, I just need to hold back a bit before the delicious dish is served at the right time.
"Kenny, I'm sorry! You must have been waiting for a long time, right?" She said while bowing repeatedly as a sign of regret for making me wait for almost two hours.
"It's okay, Jane. Just relax, I just came too," I said, showing a typical philandering man's laugh before carrying out his lecherous act.
Mary Jane was still controlling her irregular breathing after running to get to me. Her beautiful forehead was slightly sweaty, making her attractiveness even more alluring, not to mention the scent of her perfume which tasted like fresh fruit made me want to bite it even more.
"Sorry, okay? Let's go in!" She said while embracing my hand affectionately. My heart started beating fast when her hands wrapped tightly around my arms until my elbows touched her boobs.
"Soft and supple," I thought, when I felt the suppleness of her big, round boobs.
Mary Jane walked around smiling, while I acted like a perverted man who had an erection just by touching a little part of her body.
"Kenny, are you okay?" She asked with her face right in front of my eyes.
"Oh...yes, of course. What are we going to watch? I'll buy the tickets."
"Do you want to watch a particular movie?" She asked hesitantly. It was like she was hoping I'd say no.
"No, I want to watch any movie. They all look interesting to me."
"Is it true?"
"Yes, of course! What movie do you want to watch?"
"Um...that movie!" She said while pointing at a film poster entitled "Love Story" with a picture of a beautiful woman in a red dress embracing intimately with a handsome man.
I could already guess that women would definitely be interested in films like that, even though I found them very classic and boring. But since she seemed to really want it, it felt like I had no choice but to follow her wishes.
"Okay, I'll buy the tickets. Wait here a moment!"
"Then, I'll buy popcorn and cola!" She said as she walked towards the queue selling popcorn.
I sighed right in the middle of this quite long queue. Once again, in a romantic film, I had to sit through 90 to 120 minutes and was forced to watch a scene full of tears of a woman who loved her lover so much. In real life, something like that would never be possible.
Those women only pretend to be weak so they can get what they want, by taking advantage of the stupidity of men like me. Even though I am aware, all relationships in this world are only reciprocal relationships between giving and receiving. At least, for now I can have a little fun because I can still enjoy my life which is already like trash.
"Here are the tickets, I think we can go in now!" I said while showing her two tickets.
"I can't wait. You know? Actually, I've been waiting for this film to be shown for a long time!"
"Oh yeah? Why?"
"Because this film is adapted from my favorite novel, the story is very good and I read it many times," she answered enthusiastically.
"Really? You really like the story, huh?"
"Yes, you could say I've been waiting for it for a long time. Seeing which actor will play the role of the king who is betrayed by his own queen. It's truly tragic."
"Oh that sounds very interesting."
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My eyes still wandered far away, even after the film finished. For 160 minutes, this was the first time I wasn't sleepy when I saw a romantic film in the cinema, this was really crazy, I got carried away. The story feels so tragic.
"Really good, right? Exceeded my expectations." Said Jane, who was still carried away into her fantasy world.
"Yeah, pretty good too." I said I was embarrassed to admit that I quite liked this film
"The queen was really crazy, because she didn't accept being married, she made a crazy scandal and slept with the king's half-brother,"
"Is there a continuation to that story?"
"Of course, if it's based on the novel, there are still two more sequels. But, I already know the ending,"
"Oh yeah? How?"
"If I tell you, it won't be fun anymore, right? I want us both to watch the newest sequel again later!" Jane looked embarrassed, her face turned red. It made me think, does she like me so much that she hopes to see the sequel to that film again which I don't know when it will be continued?
"Of course!"
"Damn, I want to kiss her." My mind can't stand it anymore. If this place was quiet, I would have pushed her against the wall and kissed her sexy lips.
"Kenny, what are you doing here?" Asked a woman from a distance who for some reason made me shudder.
The woman walked over to me, anxiety spreading through my body. Strange, I can feel a bad feeling that will happen just by feeling this dark atmosphere.
"Kenny, who is she?" Jane asked, looking confused. Unable to escape, I was forced to avert my gaze to see who the hell was bringing this unpleasant atmosphere.
"Oh shit," I thought. This is serious, this is really serious, soon there will definitely be a big disaster.
"D-Diana?"
"Kenny, what are you doing here? Who is she?" Ask Diana Freeman, my date or what you could call my girlfriend.
Diana Freeman, who is tall, started to put her hands on her hips while giving the typical alpha woman a look that made my guts shrink. This is really unlucky, because I know exactly how possessive a woman like Diana can be when she's burning with jealousy.
"Who are you?" Diana asked with her eyes glaring sharply right in front of Jane who was starting to tremble with fear.
"I-I'm Kenneth's girlfriend," she answered stutteringly. Even so, I could see that there was courage in her eyes that showed that she didn't want to lose to the woman in front of her.
"Kenneth's girlfriend? Kenny, is she really your girlfriend?" Diana asked with an aura of darkness increasingly surrounding her.
"Th-that, she's just a friend!" I answered. The atmosphere suddenly became silent, Jane's eyes changed after hearing my answer and I could see that she looked very disappointed.
"Kenneth? What are you doing here?"
"Oh damn, here comes another one. What is this all about? Why are those two here?" My mind screamed in fear when I saw the face of my other lover visible behind Diana, who was still very angry.
Julia Simpson, the woman I had only been dating two months ago appeared with a confused expression that I could assume was a sign of a major disaster that would bring the history of trash like me to a tragic end.
I stepped back slowly, after I realized Diana was starting to clench her fists as if she was going to hit me. Not to mention Jane who was holding back tears and Julia who was getting closer, making me really pressed and almost intending to run away before they killed me.
"Kenneth, what are you doing here? Who are those two?" Asked Julia, who didn't seem too suspicious of me.
"Who are you? How do you know Kenny?" Diana asked.
"Why? Of course because I'm his girlfriend! Who are you?"
For some reason, I could feel a powerful explosion from the three women who had felt the same premonition.
"You bastard! You're dead, Kenny...!" Diana shouted, just as I expected two minutes ago. She threw her deadly fist into my left eye and made me immediately bounce because of its very strong force.
"Agh... it hurts!" I groaned in pain. Damn, she must have bruised my eyes.
"You damn bastard! You die...!" Diana and Julia beat me to the punch, making everyone in front of the cinema surround us like dirty flies attacking a carcass.
I, who had been caught red-handed and didn't have time to explain, tried to protect my body from the anger of these two women. Meanwhile, Mary Jane, who was initially silent, started crying and preferred to leave rather than beat up a loser like me.
No, this cannot be allowed. Jane, I haven't even slept with her. How could she just leave before I could enjoy her beautiful body?
"Jane, wait! Don't go...!" With all my remaining strength to chase her, I tried to break free from the grip of these two crazy women and my only hope now was Jane. She can't just leave me before I making love with her even once, I've spent 10,000 thousand dollars since dating her. So, she shouldn't just leave before paying everything.
"Jane, wait for me! I can explain!" I said while taking her hand.
Jane stopped walking, her shoulders trembled and tears streamed down her face. Damn, she looks so cute even when she's crying.
"Jane, I'm so sorry!"
"Why? Why are you so heartless? I really fell in love with you, Kenny!" She said. I was silent, my feelings were very confused. This is the first time a woman has cried for me, this is the first time I have seen sincerity in someone's eyes.
No, this isn't the first time I've seen it, but the first one feels like a long time ago. The sincerity that bastard showed me.
"Damn it, why do I remember him again? Even though he died a year ago." I thought. While I was busy with the sudden memories that appeared in my head, Jane took the opportunity to let go of my hand and ran across the street.
"Jane, wait-"
A mini bus sped towards me, just as I was crossing the road
"Oh no, I'm dead-"
"Hey, get out of the way...!"
Braaaakkk...
A loud crash sounded just as I felt like my body was floating in the air. The sound of people screaming hysterically slowly became fainter, just as my eyes blurred.
"Kenny...!"
The last sound I could hear was Jane's voice screaming my name.
"Am I going to die now?"
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