Gabriel stepped forward, gleaming in his blinding armor, striking a dramatic pose as he raised his sword high. His voice boomed across the courtyard, as if it had its own magical echo. "Fear not, for the light is here to cleanse this darkness! Evil shall not prevail!"
Bob, covered in muck and only half-listening, couldn't help but roll his eyes. Of course, evil doesn't stand a chance against a sword speech.
Gabriel gestured grandly toward the priests who stood in a solemn row behind him. "Healers, see to it that our brave students are tended to. No one shall fall today."
The priests moved through the crowd like they were gliding on air, casting spells with calming, warm light that glowed like miniature suns. Students looked at them with wide-eyed awe as bruises faded and wounds sealed. A soft hum filled the air, the calm feeling almost at odds with the battle that had just raged across the courtyard.
Bob shuffled awkwardly, still smeared with muck and smelling less than heroic, as priests healed students left and right without so much as a glance his way. "Well," he muttered, "guess the White Order isn't big on appreciating... unconventional heroes." He glanced down at his stained clothes with a sigh.
As Gabriel watched the priests work, his eyes fell on the decayed creatures still staggering around the battlefield. His face twisted in noble determination. He raised his sword once again, calling out with an energy that made his armor seem to shimmer. "Radiant Blast of Divine Justice!" he shouted.
With a mighty swing, a blinding beam of light shot from his sword, hurtling across the courtyard like a comet. It sliced through the decayed putty creatures, sending them disintegrating into harmless piles of ash. Students gasped in awe, covering their faces from the bright blast. Even Bob, unimpressed as he was, had to admit it looked... well, epic.
But then the beam, as if guided by its own sense of direction—or complete lack of it—veered off-course. Gabriel's spell blasted straight through a group of putty people, then continued, unyielding, right toward the Astronomy Tower.
The spell struck with a deafening crack, and the tower erupted in an explosion of dust and debris. Rubble rained down like a bizarre hailstorm, students scattering to avoid chunks of falling stone.
A few students gaped at the destruction, mouths open in disbelief. "That… that was the Astronomy Tower!" one of them cried out.
Another student, shaking his head in astonishment, muttered, "I guess... collateral damage is part of justice?"
Bob stood off to the side, watching the tower crumble. He shrugged, smirking a little. So, even the so-called hero has a habit of creating epic messes. Good to know I'm not the only one.
Vrog's hulking figure emerged through the swirling dust cloud, towering over the battlefield, his skin marred by patches of decay that pulsed with a sickly green hue. A sinister sneer spread across his face as his gaze settled on Bob, who was still lingering near the back, half-hidden in the aftermath of Gabriel's flashy (and destructive) spell.
With a flick of his massive, decayed hand, Vrog summoned a chain of rotting vines that shot forward, wrapping around Bob's torso like a hungry snake. They tightened, squeezing the breath out of him as he was dragged backward toward the edge of the battlefield, hidden by the lingering cloud of dust. Bob struggled against the vines, wincing as they squeezed tighter.
But just as panic started to set in, Bob's Crap Golem sprung to life, barreling forward on stubby legs. With surprising strength, it tore through the rotting vines, its little, muddy fists ripping the bindings apart.
Bob staggered back, rubbing his aching ribs, and looked down at his unlikely savior. "Good work, little buddy," he muttered, giving the golem a quick, appreciative nod before turning to face Vrog, who was now grinning down at him with unsettling delight.
Vrog chuckled, his decayed voice deep and unsettling, like a bag of gravel being dragged across stone. "You think you can fight decay, little mage?" he sneered, his voice dripping with disdain. "It's the only constant, the inevitable end. It's in everything... even you." He stepped forward, the stench of rot and death thickening around him as his Decay Aura spread.
Bob tried to brush off the taunt, but a seed of doubt rooted itself in his mind. Was he just delaying the inevitable with his ridiculous magic? He shook his head, snapping himself out of it. Focus, Bob, he thought, channeling his mana with renewed determination. This orc wasn't about to turn him into fertilizer without a fight.
He raised his hands, summoning his Poo-nado. The foul-smelling vortex spun to life, whirling wildly between him and Vrog, flinging brown muck and rancid wind in every direction. Vrog's Decay Aura clashed with it, pushing against the tornado, as the smell intensified and the air around them thickened with dark, swirling energy.
Bob's brow furrowed as he poured more mana into his spell. "Let's see you decay this," he muttered, teeth gritted. He raised his hands again and unleashed his newly evolved Scorching Brown Blast, rapid-firing bursts of foul energy into the Poo-nado to strengthen it. The blasts shot like a machine gun, feeding the swirling vortex with waves of brown energy.
The two forces collided, swirling in an intense, chaotic battle. Vrog pushed against the tornado, the Decay Aura swirling darkly around him, while Bob fed his Poo-nado, watching as the vortex swelled, spinning faster, its foul wind roaring louder.
The ground beneath them trembled, the smell overwhelming, as the two powers clashed, each side straining to overpower the other in a showdown of decay versus stink.
Outside the thick dust cloud, Gabriel was in full hero mode. His sword gleamed, radiating a holy glow as he hacked his way through the remaining putty creatures with sweeping, dramatic arcs. Light flared with each swing, almost blinding, as if he'd personally ordered the sun to shine on him alone. Each creature exploded into puffs of smoke and rot under the assault of his divine blade, and students cheered him on, rallying behind their "heroic knight."
"Fear not!" Gabriel shouted, waving his sword for emphasis. "Evil shall be vanquished! Light shall prevail!" His voice boomed, echoing over the battlefield as students huddled together, watching him slice through the undead like butter. Gabriel's glowing aura illuminated the courtyard, and despite the chaos, the students looked on with hope, their eyes wide, their faces smudged with a mix of dirt and awe.
Meanwhile, Bob was still battling Vrog, his Poo-nado spinning wildly, barely holding back the dark decay pulsing from the massive orc. Sweat trickled down Bob's face as he maintained the tornado, his hands shaking slightly from the effort. But suddenly, he felt a surge of power, a weird burst of energy welling up from deep within.
A rumble sounded beside him, and he glanced down in surprise. There, squirming up from the ground, was a second Crap Golem. It was identical to his first but seemed even more eager, almost bouncing with excitement.
Bob's smirk widened. "Double trouble," he muttered. The two golems positioned themselves on either side of him, their gooey fists raised, ready to fight.
With a quick nod, the golems launched forward, flanking Vrog and peppering him with punches, their attacks sticking to his Decay Aura in a series of sticky slaps. The stench grew stronger as the golems combined forces with Bob's rapid-fire Scorching Brown Blast, thickening the Poo-nado and pushing Vrog's decay back inch by inch.
A cheerful ding echoed in Bob's ear as his P.U.M.A. interface popped up with a new notification: "New Passive Level 2: Crap Golem Multiplication Unlocked! Additional golems may now spawn."
Bob's eyes widened. "Multiplication?" he muttered, glancing down at the two golems. "Great, I'm practically building an army."
For a split second, he just stared, impressed by his unlikely allies. But then he remembered Vrog, who was still pushing forward, his decayed sneer twisting into a snarl as the smell of the Poo-nado intensified.