The scene of a teacher in her thirties (maybe?) trying and failing miserably to make 24 brats to not roam around and focus on the drawing is both amusing and concerning. Concerning because of the maniacal smile she is making when dealing with the brats a 5th/6th of her age.
Nah, just kidding. This woman is genuinely happy. With her job! Dealing with unruly cruel griffins from hell is her dream job. Damn. Maybe she is secretly also a mad scientist. And she kidnaps the brats to perform experiments in her free time (Orochimaru, is that you?). Ah, it is my awesomeness that is keeping her from showing her true face, isn't it? These kids *shakes his head* so full of innocence, don't even realize the protection I'm providing just by existing. Ignorance is truly a bliss. Such ungratefulness can only be forgiven by my greatness.*sigh*
"Why are you shying like a old man, Fushiguro-kun?" Fuck, that startled me. This brat!! She must be an accomplice of the teach. No way she just bypassed my unagi like that.
"Sorry. Did I startle you?"
"Yeah"
"Teehe" Huh, did she think she's being cute? I mean she does look cute. But because she's a brat and not because she is cute. Ugh, whatever.
"Hey Fushiguro-kun, don't you know it's rude to ignore a woman like that?" And now she's pouting.
"You're not a woman" Is this even humanly possible? She's somehow pouting even more. Whatever, I turn my head to focus on task of coloring the pictures (more like monologuing again).
"You know being an edgy kid is not cool, Fushiguro-kun" Great, now she's poking my cheeks.
"Miu, don't tease Megumi like that" Maybe you aren't that bad of a person after all.
"Ok sensei"
Finally, some peace. When will this class be over again? I have to go socialize with people too. It's not like I'm excited to crush few kindergarten brats by channeling my inner Messi. Oh, it's over. Good. Now I just need to rush out of class trampling my fellow inmates in my way as they try to match my pace. I mean, I can just wait it out and go after everyone else left. Ugh, my edginess and competitive spirit are clashing right now. Whatever, I'll just let the NPCs have their day this time. Hmm, what's this? Leaflet? Some ad? I pick it up only to find it being an ad for a martial arts club? Dojo? Hmm, Ryõzanpaku? Why does that sound familiar? Maybe I should just check this out rather than football tryouts. Yep, it's decided. I'll just visit this dojo. Though the ad is quite minimalistic or...more like shabby. Atleast, it'll better than dragging my anti-social ass around bunch of over excited brats.
Hmm, is this place? I think it is. Damn that's a huge gate. Typical Japanese dojo type. Wait a sec. This place's boundary…..oh shit how big is this place? If I consider the entire boundary to be of a single land, then this place is actually only few meters away from my school. But it took nearly a 15 min walk to go around the place just to reach the main gate. Don't they any more entrances for this huge piece of land? Goddamnit, just how loaded are these people? Hmm…I don't think I can afford it. *Sigh* Let's just leave. This was a waste of time. And here I was about to call the wooden gate shabby. Maybe it's just for aesthetics. Just as I was about to turn around, a familiar voice interrupted me.
"Won't you atleast check it, Fushiguro-kun?"
Turning around I see the same annoying creature from before.
"Ah, it's you"
"…."
"…."
"It's Miu!!" And she's pouting again. "Fūrinji Miu. Atleast remember your classmate's name"
"Ok"
"Hmph…..why aren't you entering the dojo?"
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just....this place looks expensive. Can't really afford it."
"Nonsense, I know about this place." Yeah, no shit. It' totally a coincidence that you were here. Well, I was wondering how I totally found a random ad of the dojo out of nowhere. "Stop with the eyeroll. But seriously, this place isn't at all expensive." Why does she sound so bitter?
"But, they don't really just accept anyone, you know?" Hmm…what's with creepy smile? "You have to open the door by yourself and enter to be accepted." Why does she look so smug?
"So, I just have to open it, right?" I step forward to put my hand on the handle (slot?).
"You know this is my home. This door weighs nearly 60 kgs. Even I-"
SLAM
The door opened with such force that it struck the other side with a loud noise.
"Sorry, what did you just say about this being your home?" What is she pouting for this time? Did I do something? I didn't break it, right? Maybe I should have put gone bit easier on the force I used.
Wow! When did these 5 get here? Is sneaking up on me a trend now a days? Let's see, Genryūsai Shigekuni, samurai master with no eyes, midget cultivation ancestor, Cobra kai and...a monkey? And what's this creepy itch in my back?
"Ah, Miu you're here. Is this your friend?" said Genryūsai Shigekuni.
"Hmph….no, he is not my friend." Still pouting, I see.
"Now now. Don't be so rude Miu. He's a guest after all" spoke the blind samurai.
"Hello, I'm Fushiguro Megumi." I bow paying my respects. "I am a classmate of Fūrinji-san. Nice to meet you all."
"My my, such a respectful child. Well, I'm Kōetsuji Akisame. Nice to meet you too, Fushiguro-kun." said the samurai master with no eyes looking straight at me.
"This is Ma Kensei." Waving his hand towards the midget heavenly ancestor. He gave me nod while twirling his incredibly long mustache. So I'm not courting death huh?
"Sakai Shio." Cobra kai. Wow, he looks like he's trying to look into my soul.
"Hopachai Apachai." I can't believe I'm saying this, but the human-monkey looks the friendliest out of them all.
"Fūrinji Saiga. We call him the Elder." He looks like he's about to release his bankai. "Grandfather of Miu" Hmm, is she also a shinigami?
"Tōchūmaru." That's a mouse.
"That's a mouse."
"That's the pet of Kensei." I swear I did NOT just make a girly scream. I SWEAR it was not me. No matter what Miu will tell you. But yeah she did startle me. Is she a shinobi? No wonder she fooled my superhuman senses like that.
"And that's Kōsaka Shigure." Kōetsuji explained referring to the emotionless shinobi.
"We are the 6 masters of Ryõzanpaku." He introduced. And amidst the laugh of Miu, one thing that is clear, is the fact I am definitely joining this dojo.