Dam-damdam, dam-dam~
[A song from Lemon Tree was playing]
*Slurp~!*
"Hm" Slurping up the noodle into my mouth while the broth splashing to my face was like a golden shower. 'Hm' Is not great to think about that matter while eating. I look over to my left the hentai girl eating the ramen with manners. I grin, knowing that I got zero idea on who this girl really was. But the idea of a psycho or you would prefer 'Yandere' if you have a bit of culture in weird media.. There is often a connection between the harem protagonist and the yandere heroine. Usually a neighbor from the past or highschool classmate.
I hold up my chin with my palm to look above the ceiling. But again I didn't recall anyone from the past who fondly have these psychotic traits. But to say I was being self aware of my surroundings at that moment is harsh in particular since I was that anime protagonist who was clueless about everything.
Now that I think about it, I would rather not think about past memories before I start to kill someone. I slightly turn my head to peek at the hentai girl. Well she finally opened up her mask to eat under her chin, though she claimed to be very good looking was– had a face I guess. It's hard to find a really good looking woman nowadays– I turn my head to the right to look afar while my palm supports my head.
Everyone is just way too modern looking, there is no profound 18-19 looking; rather disappointed.. Finally thinking it through, I turn back my head to look to hentai girl. This time my stare makes her anxious while she keeps using her hands to fix her hair and face. 'I wonder if she is a virgin.' Turn to find the answer . I reverse nodded with my chin– "Oi, your name?"
*!?*
She was surprised by my calling– "Sorry what?" She quests. "Your name," I replied.
"Oh–" She uttered, "Is Yoko" She answered.
'Yo-ko..?'
*Instant flashback*
[Insert complementary meme song: Somebody you used to know remix by Velvelcasca]
Everything flashing back with cool boy edit pumping out zoom in and zoom out of my head over and over with some past memory cinematic view. I finally recall something when I hear the name Yoko! There it was! That boy is swinging on a seahorse! "Wait' I think I miss recalling something..
*Snap back to reality*
"Ouh." I jump back to reality after my mind playing some memes for some reason. "You okay?" The hentai girl noticed my absurdity of worrying– I mean Yoko-san. I responded– "Nothing." I look back to my bowl of ramen to ponder about something again.
"Oya? Mr.Kael are you bleeding?" Suddenly out of my boundary, the shopkeeper noticed the blood that continued to seep out to my cloth. To respond I quickly pulled up my cloth to show Mr.shopkeeper. Yoko quickly leaned forward to look at my hole.
"Wah, Mr.Kael, that is a deep cut. Who did this to you?" Mr.Shopkeeper seems to be worried. I answered his question– "Iya, she was the one who stabbed me a moment ago." I pointed to Yoko with my eyes. Yoko bush over– "Wait, you the one who did it!"
Mr.Shopkeeper quickly responded– "Haha, so you both got into a fight, that's so? Souka-souka~" He quickly went to the side to get something while talking– "Young folk are really having fun nowadays. If I go back to the time where my wife threw a knife at me, I bet I would have cheated on her long ago, haha." He talks in a slow calm manner like an old folk.
*!?!?!*
"Oya!" MrShopkeeper was suddenly surprised– "My medkit is out of bandage.." He responded in great disappointment. "Oh don't worry about it, the hole would close on its own, probably." To that I quickly reassure him about my condition.
"Demo…. I can't leave my customer in this condition…" Mr.Shopkeeper still hesitates to leave me unconditionally without proper care. Suddenly Mr.Shopkeeper's eyes avert into something on the table and quickly realize one solution for the problem– "Ah! I have an idea"
Me and Yoko quickly shared a stare after seeing Mr.Shopkeeper prepping something in the kitchen. Moments later he swooned over to my side– "Please hold your shirt for a moment." I ended up pulling my cloth up, give the injured flesh to Mr.Shopkeeper to handle. Yoko's eyes quickly flare up in anger that another man will touch my body.
'Even man…?' My thoughts over Yoko's serious glare as Mr.Shopkeeper Medding my wound. "Done!" Mr.Shopkeeper Spoke while celebrating after handling my stab wound. My eyes slowly look at the wound bandage, and avert to Yoko with great mystery. Then I look back at Mr.Shopkeeper for the seriousness of the situation.
I look back to the bandage… The bandage Mr.Shopkeeper used to pluck my chest wound was… 'Dry Tofu.'
Clap!
Mr.Shopkeeper claps after a geniusly infused man made a bandage with food.. As my face couldn't bring any emotion other than a great wonderwall. I thought to myself if this is normal life. At the end, we finished our late night dinner. We left and went to walk beside the river. Everything was silent, where Yoko kept glaring at me, while I was mindscaping.
I look up at the sky to ponder again..
Would I ever become a normal person?
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The day end as I lock Yoko inside her apartment before returning home to sleep.
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