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Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: Classes & Gases

Henry's eyes fluttered open as a soft quacking echoed through the dorm room. For a moment, he wasn't sure where he was. Then the events of the previous day rushed back to him, the train, the chaos, the talking kitten, and, of course, the bizarre orientation speech from Professor Flufflebumps. He groaned and sat up, immediately sinking a little deeper into his bed, which had somehow decided to dip into the floor overnight. It wasn't uncomfortable, but it certainly felt... odd.

As he glanced around the dormitory, he saw other beds floating a few inches off the ground, and the enchanted duck paintings on the walls continued to waddle from one frame to another, quacking softly. It was like being stuck in a very strange dream, except this was his new reality.

Narrator (sarcastically):

"Ah, the first morning in Quackers House. A room where physics takes a nap and ducks reign supreme. One can only imagine the deep, existential quacking that will echo through Henry's mind for years to come."

Bertlewood, the overly enthusiastic boy in the bed next to Henry, popped up, his eyes wide with excitement.

Bertlewood (grinning):

"Did you know that ducks are actually one of the most magical creatures in existence? Some believe they have ancient powers that even dragons fear!"

Henry blinked, too groggy to respond to what he hoped was an exaggeration. On the other side of the room, Lina, a quiet girl with short, messy hair, rolled her eyes while reading one of her glowing books.

Lina (dryly):

"Yes, and I'm sure next you'll tell us that ducks are secretly ruling the magical world from the shadows."

Bertlewood (seriously):

"Well, there is a theory, "

Henry quickly tuned out the conversation and started to get dressed. His clothes had a habit of moving just when he didn't want them to, so putting on his trousers involved more wrestling than it should have. By the time he was ready, he was exhausted again.

Henry followed the other students from Quackers House down to the Great Hall for breakfast. The hall was bustling with activity as students from all houses gathered around long tables. Floating plates and enchanted jugs filled the air, occasionally veering off course and bonking someone on the head. The food was just as animated as everything else, pieces of toast floated, sausages wriggled across the table, and pitchers of juice poured themselves into cups with varying levels of success.

Henry sat down, his stomach rumbling. Jonah and Katherine were already there, digging into their breakfasts, though Jonah seemed more interested in catching his food than eating it.

Jonah (grinning):

"You better grab that bacon quick, mate, or it'll escape. That's how you know it's fresh!"

As Henry reached for a piece of toast, it burst into feathers and flew off the table. He jumped back in surprise, staring at the plate.

Katherine (smirking):

"First lesson of the day: breakfast at Wibberflop is a test of agility and patience."

Henry sighed, trying again to grab something edible. This time, he managed to snag a fork, but the moment he picked it up, it danced out of his hand and skittered across the table like a mechanical spider.

Narrator (laughing):

"Ah, breakfast. The most important meal of the day... unless, of course, you can't catch it. Poor Henry. One day he'll eat like a normal person, just not today."

After several failed attempts, Henry finally managed to grab a slice of bacon that didn't wriggle away. He took a bite, feeling somewhat triumphant, even if it was a small victory. Jonah, of course, found the entire scene hilarious.

After breakfast, it was time for Henry's first class: Basic Transfiguration, taught by the strict and sharp-witted Professor Pippelwick. The classroom was filled with random objects, feathers, teapots, chairs, that kept transforming on their own. A broom near the front of the room suddenly sprouted butterfly wings and fluttered around, much to the confusion of a few students trying to catch it.

Professor Pippelwick (sighing):

"Welcome to Basic Transfiguration, where most of you will fail to turn anything useful into anything more useful. And if you're unlucky, you might accidentally turn yourselves into something... embarrassing."

Henry gulped, glancing nervously at the feather in front of him. The goal of the lesson was to transform the feather into a goblet, a seemingly simple task, though judging by the number of mishaps happening around the room, it was anything but.

Henry waved his wand, focused on the feather, and muttered the incantation. For a brief moment, the feather shimmered... and then it exploded in a cloud of glitter. The entire classroom was showered in sparkling dust, and the students burst into laughter.

Jonah (laughing):

"Well, at least it's festive, mate!"

Professor Pippelwick (with mock patience):

"Ah, glitter. Truly, the bane of my existence. Thank you, Henry, for adding an extra layer of chaos to my day."

Katherine, meanwhile, had smoothly transformed her feather into a sleek silver goblet with a wave of her wand. She gave Henry a teasing smirk.

Katherine (smirking):

"You'll get the hang of it. Eventually."

Henry sighed, brushing glitter out of his hair. At this rate, he wasn't sure he'd ever get the hang of anything at Wibberflop.

After the disaster in Transfiguration, Henry headed to his next class: Defense Against the Not-So-Dark Arts, taught by none other than Professor Snipp. As soon as Henry entered the room, he could feel Snipp's eyes narrowing at him, still holding onto the grudge from the tea-spilling incident at the pub. The classroom was dimly lit, with dark artifacts and strange, bubbling jars lining the walls.

Snipp (with a sneer):

"Ah, if it isn't Henry Blunder. Or should I say... Blunderous? Come, come, sit down before you break something... or eat it."

The other students snickered, and Henry's face flushed with embarrassment. He shuffled to his seat, trying to avoid Snipp's gaze.

Snipp (quipping):

"Though, judging by your size, I wouldn't be surprised if you ate the textbook too. Do try not to digest the class materials, Blunder."

Henry sank lower in his chair, wishing he could disappear. He hadn't even started the lesson yet, and he was already the target of Snipp's snide remarks.

Narrator (with sympathy, but also amusement):

"Poor Henry. It seems no matter where he goes, someone's got a comment about his size. But then again, at least it wasn't hot tea this time."

Henry tried to keep his head down throughout the rest of Professor Snipp's lesson, but the snide comments kept coming. It didn't help that every time Snipp paced past Henry's desk, he threw out another quip about Henry's weight.

Snipp (sneering):

"Blunder, I do hope you've brought a larger robe for the forest tonight. We wouldn't want you getting stuck between the trees... again."

Henry's ears burned, but he stayed silent, not wanting to give Snipp more fuel. Katherine shot him a sympathetic glance, while Jonah muttered something under his breath about Snipp needing to "lighten up."

Toward the end of the lesson, Snipp made his way to the front of the class, his cold, sharp eyes sweeping over the students. He smiled, a thin, cruel smile that immediately made everyone uncomfortable.

Snipp (with malicious glee):

"Now, for your first assignment."

The entire class seemed to lean forward in their seats, though Henry couldn't shake the feeling that whatever Snipp was about to say wasn't going to be good.

Snipp (dramatically):

"Tonight, you will spend the night in the Forbidden Forest. Alone."

The students gasped, and Henry felt his heart sink into his stomach. The Forbidden Forest? Wasn't that the place filled with magical creatures that wanted to eat students for lunch?

Snipp (relishing their fear):

"Yes, you heard me correctly. The Forbidden Forest. The only rule is: survive. Anyone who makes it out alive by morning will receive an automatic 'A' for the term. And if you don't..."

He trailed off, leaving the rest of the threat hanging ominously in the air.

Henry (whispering to Jonah):

"He can't be serious, can he?"

Jonah (grinning):

"Oh, he's serious, all right. But hey, this could be fun! Think of it like an adventure!"

Henry (nervously):

"I don't want an adventure. I want to stay alive!"

Katherine (sighing):

"Relax. We'll stick together, and I've got a few gadgets that might help us survive. Snipp just wants to scare us."

Henry wasn't so sure. Snipp's enjoyment of their fear seemed all too real, and the thought of spending a night in a forest full of magical dangers made his stomach churn.

Snipp (with a smirk, his eyes on Henry):

"And Blunder, do try to avoid attracting too much attention in the forest. I hear the creatures prefer... plumper meals."

The class erupted in nervous laughter, and Henry's face turned crimson. He clenched his fists under the desk, silently wishing he could hex Snipp's giant nose off.

After the nightmare that was Defense Against the Not-So-Dark Arts, Henry headed to his next class: Potions, taught by the eccentric Professor Bubblybroth. The classroom was a chaotic mess of bubbling cauldrons, strange ingredients lining the walls, and the faint smell of sulfur hanging in the air. Henry found himself sitting next to Jonah, who was already examining the ingredients laid out in front of them with far too much enthusiasm.

Jonah (grinning):

"So, what do you think? You ready to blow something up today?"

Henry didn't answer. He was still too rattled from Snipp's class and the looming night in the Forbidden Forest. He stared blankly at the potion recipe on the board, which was supposed to be a simple concoction that turned your hair blue for a few hours.

Professor Bubblybroth (cheerfully):

"Today, we'll be brewing something simple. But! If you mix it wrong, it could result in... explosive side effects. Exciting, isn't it?"

Henry wasn't sure if "exciting" was the word he'd use, but he didn't have much of a choice. He nervously set about gathering the ingredients for the potion: dragon root, pixie dust, and something called "unicorn snot" (which, much to Henry's disgust, was exactly what it sounded like).

The class began to brew, and Henry was careful to follow the instructions to the letter, hoping that, for once, he wouldn't mess something up.

But, as was the pattern of Henry's life, things went wrong.

It wasn't Henry's fault this time, though. The disaster came from his neighbor, Roderick, who had apparently decided to throw in a little extra dragon root into his potion. A terrible gurgling sound filled the room, and then, FART!, a noxious cloud of gas exploded from Roderick's cauldron, filling the classroom with the unmistakable stench of rotten eggs and sulfur.

Roderick (blushing furiously):

"I-I didn't mean to, !"

Jonah (laughing hysterically):

"Mate, that was impressive!"

The smell was overwhelming. Students gagged and covered their noses, while Professor Bubblybroth waved her wand frantically to clear the air. Henry's eyes watered, and he tried to suppress the urge to gag as the foul odor hit him full force.

Before the classroom could fully recover from the stench, the door swung open with a loud BANG, and Professor Snipp stormed in, his face twisted in fury. He had apparently been passing by and had caught a whiff of the disaster.

Snipp (furious):

"What is this... stench?!"

Roderick shrank in his seat, and Snipp's eyes darted toward Henry. Even though Henry had nothing to do with the explosion, Snipp never missed an opportunity to berate him.

Snipp (sneering):

"Blunder, did you mistake the cauldron for a cooking pot again? I wouldn't be surprised if you've concocted something to match your... appetite."

Henry flushed with embarrassment, but before he could respond, Snipp's attention was diverted to the smoldering cauldrons. His face grew redder by the second, and in his frustration, he snapped his fingers so quickly that they began to smoke.

Snipp (yelling):

"INCOMPETENT BUFFOONS!"

To make matters worse, his robe caught a spark from one of the nearby cauldrons. Without thinking, Snipp yelped and dove headfirst into a cauldron filled with rainbow-colored goo. There was a loud splash, followed by the sound of bubbling, and for a moment, the classroom was dead silent.

Then Jonah snorted, unable to contain his laughter.

The next day, Snipp showed up to class with rainbow-colored hair.

Narrator (chuckling):

"Ah, Professor Snipp, who could've guessed that such a fearsome figure would meet his match in rainbow goo? Truly, poetic justice."

Henry felt a little better after that. Snipp's humiliation was small comfort, but it was comfort nonetheless.

As the day wore on, Henry, Jonah, and Katherine gathered in the Quackers House common room to discuss their survival plan for the night. Henry was still feeling queasy at the thought of entering the Forbidden Forest, but Jonah seemed excited.

Jonah (grinning):

"It's just a forest! How bad can it be? We'll stick together, and we've got Katherine's gadgets. What's the worst that could happen?"

Katherine (deadpan):

"You could get eaten by a giant spider or cursed by a rogue fairy. But sure, let's be optimistic."

Katherine revealed her Creature-Repeller 3000, a small, beeping gadget that she claimed would keep the more dangerous creatures at bay. It beeped every few seconds, though Henry wasn't entirely convinced it would work.

Katherine (proudly):

"It repels anything with malicious intent! Probably."

Henry (nervously):

"Probably?"

Jonah was already busy packing snacks and flashlights into his bag, looking far too cheerful given the situation.

Jonah (cheerfully):

"It'll be fine! We'll make it out alive, no problem. And hey, if we get lost, at least we've got snacks!"

Henry wasn't reassured. He could already feel the weight of the night ahead pressing down on him, but he didn't want to let his friends down. With a deep breath, he shoved an extra snack bar into his bag and tried to look brave.

Narrator (mockingly optimistic):

"Ah, yes. Snacks. Truly the most essential survival tool when facing a forest full of magical dangers. I'm sure this plan is foolproof."

As the sun set, the students gathered at the edge of the Forbidden Forest. The trees loomed overhead, their twisted branches reaching into the sky like skeletal hands. Shadows danced between the trunks, and strange, distant sounds echoed through the underbrush. The air felt thick with magic, and Henry's stomach twisted in knots.

Departure for the Forbidden Forest (continued)

Henry (muttering to himself):

"Why does everything at this school have to involve life-threatening danger?"

The other students were whispering nervously among themselves, but Professor Snipp was standing near the entrance to the forest, looking thoroughly pleased with himself. He surveyed the group, his eyes lingering on Henry with a smug grin.

Snipp (mockingly):

"I trust you all brought proper provisions. Though some of you, " he glanced at Henry, ", might want to avoid drawing too much attention. I hear the forest creatures are partial to... hearty meals."

Henry's cheeks flushed, but he said nothing. Jonah shot him a sympathetic look, but Henry could only manage a weak smile in return. His fear of the forest was growing by the minute, and Snipp's taunts weren't helping.

Narrator (sympathetically):

"Ah, the joys of education. Where else but Wibberflop can you be insulted by your teacher on the way to a near-death experience?"

As the last sliver of sunlight disappeared, the students were sent into the Forbidden Forest in small groups. Henry, Jonah, and Katherine stuck close together, stepping cautiously over the roots and rocks that littered the forest floor. The deeper they went, the darker and more oppressive the atmosphere became. The trees seemed to twist unnaturally, their branches forming eerie shapes in the shadows. The occasional rustle or distant growl sent shivers down Henry's spine.

Henry (whispering):

"This is a terrible idea. We're going to get eaten or turned into toads."

Katherine (whispering back):

"Don't be such a pessimist, Henry. I've got my gadgets, remember?"

She held up the Creature-Repeller 3000, which emitted a faint beep every few seconds. The beeping wasn't exactly comforting, but it was something. Jonah, of course, was leading the way, his head held high as though he was on some kind of grand adventure.

Jonah (grinning):

"We've got this! Just think of it like a superhero mission. We'll be fine."

Narrator (sarcastically):

"Ah yes, optimism in the face of overwhelming danger. A fine strategy when you have nothing but snacks, a faulty gadget, and no survival skills to speak of."

As they ventured deeper into the forest, the sounds around them grew more ominous, twigs snapping, leaves rustling, and an occasional low growl that Henry hoped was just his imagination. But just as he started to relax (or at least as much as he could in a cursed forest), something darted past them, leaving a trail of glowing dust in its wake.

Henry (startled):

"What was that?!"

Katherine squinted into the darkness, her hand on the Creature-Repeller 3000. "I think it's a fairy. A rogue one, by the looks of it."

Before Henry could respond, the fairy zipped around them again, this time close enough for him to see it clearly. The tiny creature had sharp, glowing eyes and wings that buzzed angrily, leaving a faint glittering trail in the air. It looked more mischievous than friendly.

Fairy (hissing):

"Intruders! You don't belong here!"

Henry (panicking):

"What do we do?!"

Katherine (calmly):

"Let's see if the Creature-Repeller 3000 works."

She flicked a switch on the gadget, and the beeping intensified. The fairy screeched and darted away, clearly repelled by the device.

Jonah (laughing):

"See? Told you we'd be fine!"

Henry (still nervous):

"We're not out of the woods yet."

Narrator (smirking):

"Quite literally, Henry. Quite literally."

For a while, the forest seemed calm. The group walked cautiously, the Creature-Repeller 3000 beeping every so often to keep potential threats at bay. Henry was starting to think they might actually survive the night. But just as that thought crossed his mind, a distant howl echoed through the trees.

Henry froze.

Henry (whispering):

"What was that?"

Jonah (nervously now):

"Uh... maybe a really big dog?"

Katherine didn't say anything, but her hand tightened on the gadget. The howl came again, closer this time, and Henry's stomach dropped. Whatever was out there, it wasn't friendly.

The trio quickened their pace, trying to put as much distance between themselves and the source of the howling. Henry's heart was pounding, and every snap of a twig or rustle of leaves made him jump.

Narrator (mockingly):

"Running from an unseen predator in a dark, cursed forest? How very heroic. No doubt this will end splendidly."

After what felt like hours of running and stumbling through the dark, the trio finally found a small clearing. The moonlight trickled through the trees, offering a faint sense of security. They collapsed onto the ground, panting and exhausted.

Jonah (gasping for breath):

"See? We made it... mostly alive."

Katherine (glaring):

"Barely."

Henry, still catching his breath, glanced around the clearing, half-expecting something else to jump out at them. But for now, it seemed they were safe.

Henry (relieved):

"Do you think we'll make it till morning?"

Katherine (shrugging):

"If we stay put and don't do anything stupid, maybe."

The night dragged on, and though the forest around them continued to hum with strange noises, the trio managed to stay out of harm's way, mostly thanks to Katherine's gadget, which seemed to keep any nearby creatures at a safe distance.

At long last, the first rays of sunlight broke through the trees, and the forest began to lose some of its menacing aura. The trio, bleary-eyed and exhausted, slowly made their way back to the edge of the forest, where Professor Snipp was waiting with a smug look on his face.

Snipp (mocking):

"Well, well. I see some of you have managed to survive. Even you, Blunder. Impressive, considering the forest usually prefers a... larger meal."

Henry glared at Snipp but said nothing. He was too tired to care about the insults now. All that mattered was that he'd made it through the night alive.

Jonah (grinning):

"Told you we'd survive! Piece of cake!"

Katherine (smirking):

"I wouldn't call it a piece of cake, but sure, let's go with that."

As they trudged back to the castle, Henry felt a strange sense of accomplishment. He might have been terrified the whole night, but he'd made it through. Maybe, just maybe, he could handle this magical life after all.

Narrator (with a satisfied tone):

"And so, our hero survives his first night in the Forbidden Forest, scarred, exhausted, and probably questioning his life choices, but alive nonetheless. What other dangers await him at Wibberflop Academy? Only time will tell."