In 1993, the reborn Niu Yichen, who died of overwork in his previous life, was already six years old!
In the past six years, he relied on his intelligence, handsomeness and cuteness to dominate three kindergartens, and had lifelong private contracts with five cute little girls with beautiful mothers, and he even married his mother-in-law!
Even the pretty female teacher in the kindergarten likes to sleep with him in his arms! Let the 'ignorant' man do whatever he wants! Taking advantage of all the advantages in the world!
Just when Niu Yichen thought that he could use his foresight to show off his talents in the future, he met a god.
A goddess! A super cute goddess with watermelon hair and green clothes.
The goddess said: Yichen, if you can see me, it means you are destined to me. I can make you very handsome! Very strong! Even if you are eighty years old, you can do it ten times a night. Are you willing?
Niu Yichen: I do! (loudly)
The goddess smiled and said: But there is one condition...
Niu Yichen (rolling his eyes): I knew there must be conditions! Say it! What is it?
The goddess came close to Niu Yichen's ear and whispered: You have to be a star, and you have to... Hehe, the goddess whispered to Niu Yichen for a while, and also made a lustful laugh.
Niu Yichen was furious: Bastard!
I am a great young man!
Being a star is just a matter of accumulating original capital, but you actually want me to do something like NTR. Let me tell you, this is absolutely impossible!
Get out of here!
The goddess looked at him unexpectedly, not angry, and said with a smile: I didn't expect you to be a very principled person. Originally, based on your performance, I thought you would accept it happily!
But don't refuse too quickly. If you don't join NTR, you don't know how good NTR is. Come on, I'll give you this book "The Secret of Jade Bone Relics" first!
You practice it first and feel the benefits. I will come back to you in a few days to see if you have changed your mind!
Pooh!
Take it away quickly, what a crappy technique, who knows if it has any damn side effects!
I think I am a reborn person and can live well even without plug-ins!
Hello!
Take it away!
Take it away!
I'm sick...
Looking at the disappearing figure of the god, Niu Yichen hesitated for a moment and stuffed the "Secret Collection of Jade Bone Relics" into his arms.
The reborn person is not omnipotent, and his brain has not been modified so that he can clearly remember everything in his previous life. Therefore, how can he refuse the kind of plug-in that is shoved into his hands?
"Ding! Obtained permanent skills! "The Jade Bone Relic Secret (Incomplete)" is being practiced independently!"
Effect: Nourishes the kidneys!
Note: If you want to take something, you must first give it. If you want to be a tauren! How can you do it without an iron-clad kidney? Come into rebooting with me first!
"Are you kidding me? No matter what, the tauren can't be connected with kidneys! Did this god make a mistake?"
Ten years later!
Time flies so fast. Ten years have passed quickly. In these ten years, a lot of things have changed.
The technique called "The Secret Treasure of Jade Bone Relics" is very strange. As long as you read it, you will automatically practice it, and the effect is really great.
Over the years, Niu Yichen's body has been in great shape, he has never even caught a cold, and he has a smart mind. He has become more and more handsome as he grows, so handsome that men and women kill each other!
Many memories from his previous life were deeply engraved in his mind, and he even remembered the lottery numbers!
But this isn't anything particularly exciting!
Because when he excitedly bought a lottery ticket that was sure to win 5 million one day, and found out that he didn't win at all the next day, he completely gave up the idea of making money from lottery tickets.
But this is just an extreme example, most memories are still very useful!
It was with his "guidance" that their family's wealth changed from an ordinary military family to a small fortune now (in Beijing).
And her sister Niu Li has also gained greater fame than before because of her participation in several good film and television dramas.
Even Niu Yichen himself, with his face, was spotted by a director when he was 12 years old when he went to play with Niu Li on the set.
After Niu's father heard about it, he was furious, but there was nothing he could do about Niu Yichen's persistence.
Niu's father knew his son's temper.
Just like him, he is both bullish and stubborn, and even a bullhead can't get back his decision.
In the end, I can only comfort myself: no matter what, the money they earned in the past few years is enough for them to have enough food and clothing for a lifetime. Let him be happy. If he really can't be a good person, he can come back and inherit the family business!
Anyway, my daughter is going to be an actress, so it doesn't matter if my son is!
No need to talk about different treatment.
…
Yes!
Through Niu Yichen's advice and Niu's father's efforts, within ten years, Niu Yichen has become a rich second generation who can live the rest of his life comfortably without having to do anything.
Everything is developing in a good direction!
Except Niu Yichen himself!
The "Secret Hidden Jade Bone Relics" technique gave him an unspeakable secret. Although this technique says nonsense like 'nourishing the kidneys', it seems to be really prepared for suffering masters.
It makes you extremely good and extremely easy to attract girls' attention, but! Just fucking hard! No! rise! Come!
He didn't know anything about the principle of 'if you want to take something first, you must give it to him first'. He knew that when he was ten years old, his precious sister, who had always loved him and loved him, and would touch her breasts and sleep with him when they slept, got married.
Marry a man with an unusual background but an unremarkable appearance!
That day, Niu Yichen cried bitterly and wanted to get an orthopedic surgery, but found that his lower body was completely unresponsive. He was heartbroken and devastated on the spot.
In the end, he could only send his sister away helplessly.
In the past six years, Niu Yichen has thought of countless ways while filming, but there has been no result.
…
But in terms of career, things are going well.
No matter what, now that he has decided to develop in the entertainment industry, Niu Yichen will try his best to develop well.
His management contract was signed with Huayi Brothers, and Niu Yichen's life plan for himself was also very clear.
In 1999, he participated in the role of Young Bao Qingtian and stole Shi Xiaolong's job.
In 2000, he participated in "Oolong" and stole Shi Xiaolong's job.
In 2001, he participated in the role of the nine-year-old county magistrate. This time, he stole Cao Jun's job.
In 2002, he also participated in the young Huang Feihong, but this time he did not rob Shi Xiaolong, but became Shi Xiaolong's opponent and played the role of Ghostly Foot Seven!
They say they are 'stealing jobs'. In fact, it is because Niu Yichen is strong enough, otherwise he would not be able to succeed.
By 2003, the contract between Niu Yichen and Huayi expired. Huayi wanted to renew the contract, but couldn't reach an agreement with Niu Yichen, so he was "hidden" for a year!
The fundamental reason for the inability to reach an agreement lies in the future drama.
Niu Yichen also feels that he has reached a period of transformation, so he needs to take a year off and then take part in some completely different roles from his childhood to break people's inherent impression of him.
But Huayi felt that before he fully grew up, he should make more TV shows, movies and other things to make enough money.
This difference was irreconcilable, so the two sides broke up unhappy, neither of them willing to give in.
At this time, Niu Yichen happened to carefully divide and examine the property he had earned over the years.
All the remuneration he has earned over the years is at his own discretion, because his father does not like this kind of money.
But it was this free control that allowed him to make more money than the family fortune his father had prepared for him!
After all, Niu Yichen knows a lot of money-making things, but he can only make money secretly by himself and cannot tell anyone because it is too difficult to find reasons.
If nothing else, the U.S. stock market crash in 2000 made a lot of money.
Although out of caution, he closed the market earlier and did not make more money, but this time he would not have to worry about food and drink for the rest of his life.
The betting on the 2002 World Cup in South Korea was another huge sum of money. Who would have thought that South Korea could play like that?
Coupled with the domestic real estate industry that has gradually risen in recent years.
There are a lot of things he can think of. In short, even if Niu Yichen does nothing for the rest of his life, there will be no problem if he just eats and drinks.
With so much money, what else would you do to be a star?
Niu Yichen smiled bitterly! Still want to be a star!
What is the most important thing in a person's life? Reproduction of course! That damn watermelon-headed god made two conditions, one is to make himself a star, and the other is to play NTR.
Although Niu Yichen's surname is 'Niu', he will never be a tauren in this life! so! Celebrities must not mess up! If we meet her again then, we can negotiate a good deal.
…
Due to this consideration, Niu Yichen really didn't dare to let himself stop. He originally expected to settle down in a year, but now he doesn't dare anymore.
It's just that the relationship between him and Hua Yi was a bit stiff at this time, and with his temper, it was impossible to take the initiative to find him, so he simply found a job by himself.
Therefore, Niu Yichen joined the cast of "Legend of Sword and Fairy 1".
Of course he wanted to play Li Xiaoyao, but it was obvious that Cai Yinong wanted to support Hu Ge. Therefore, even if Niu Yichen had investment, his appearance and acting skills were extremely suitable, but he did not get the role in the end.
When choosing among the remaining scenes, Niu Yichen turned his eyes and saw someone.
Wine Sword Fairy!
Since I can't be Li Xiaoyao, isn't it okay to be Li Xiaoyao's master?
so!
It's the Jiujianxian.
This choice surprised everyone.
After all, the Jiujianxian in the plot is an unshaven middle-aged man, while Niu Yichen is just a 17-year-old boy!
There is no way they can be connected!
But after meeting with the director, the director instantly decided that it was him!
Niu Yichen's acting skills and innate 'melancholy' temperament saved him.
As a reborn person, Niu Yichen has been excelling in acting since childhood. He has more than 20 years of experience in his previous life and more than ten years of experience in this life. In total, he is almost forty years old. As long as he doesn't 'act', the vicissitudes in his eyes will show. There's simply no way to stop this!
Coupled with the melancholy caused by his worrying about his "not doing anything" in recent years, he has no problem becoming the Jiu Sword Immortal.
As for the appearance that you care about the most, it is the easiest to solve. You can just leave it to the makeup artist!
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On February 14, 2004, the crew of "Sword and Fairy" officially started shooting. After Niu Yichen drank with everyone and made a group of people afraid, he walked outside alone, trying to calm down.
Today is his birthday, and after today, he will be 17 years old!
17 years old! Already an adult!
"I'm so mean! Really!" Niu Yichen took a few sips of wine. The bitter taste spread in his mouth, but his eyes were still very sober.
The secret possession of jade bone relics gave him a body that was several times stronger than ordinary people. With this amount of alcohol, he couldn't get drunk at all.
"Why do I have to read that crappy book? Why, if I hadn't read it, I could have lived a happy life, why should I read it? Goddess! In order to be a star, I didn't even go to school, I didn't even have a family fortune. "Inherited, I started working when I was 12 years old, can't you understand me?"
I'm 17 years old, it's been 11 years since I met that god, and I've been in the entertainment industry for five years. Why, why doesn't that bullshit god still come?
Am I destined to live a helpless life in this life?
Wasting this good body in vain?
Thinking about the life that will never see the light of day in the future, Niu Yichen couldn't help but feel sad and burst into tears.
At this moment, a golden light flashed in the distant sky.
The next moment, "Boom!" sounded, and the golden light fell in front of Niu Yichen, transforming into a woman wearing white Hanfu.
This woman has a round oval face and a pair of watery eyes that are very attractive. There are no shoes on her white and tender feet, and underneath she is stepping on a minotaur with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"The Immortal..." Niu Yichen said in a trembling voice, "The Immortal is finally here!"
"Hello! Young man!" The woman turned around and said unexpectedly: "You can actually see that I am also divine?"
Niu Yichen rushed a few steps, flew over on his knees, and hugged the woman's thigh: "I don't know why I can see you! But I can really see you. Not only can I see you, but I can also see you." The tauren at your feet! What kind of god is that?"
The woman smiled brightly at Niu Yichen, pointed her right hand at the top of her head, and said, "I am the God of Pure Love! My name is Wei Sheng!"
As he spoke, four golden characters appeared on Wei Sheng's head - 'Pure Love God of War'.
The Pure Love God of War pointed to the tauren at his feet and said, "This is my defeated general, the Lord of Suffering!"
The pure love war god said, and kicked the tauren who called the Lord of Suffering in the crotch. The Lord of Suffering wailed, and his figure gradually shrank, turning into a petite, cute woman with a green gauze and a watermelon hair style. .
The suffering master was stepped on by Wei Sheng, with a green name flashing on his head, 'Taka'.
The gauze on Taka's body was broken, revealing her fair and delicate body. Her two thin lips were pursed vigorously, and her big eyes stared at Wei Sheng with an unconvinced look on her face.
Although he is a sufferer, he looks surprisingly good-looking. But can such a small body withstand the torture of the group members?
Niu Yichen was full of doubts, but when he saw the face of the sufferer clearly, he was suddenly startled. He pointed at her and said loudly: "Yes! Yes! It's her! This sufferer! Ten years ago, she asked me... like this, I Of course I won't do it anymore. I am a pure lover of the Party, so...so now I...wuwu..."
Niu Yichen shed tears as he spoke.
"Stop crying! I'm here!" The Pure Love God of War immediately noticed Niu Yichen's situation and patted his shoulder gently. His beautiful oval face seemed to be shining.
"The exercise she gave you is actually good for your health, but it was cut out by her. I just need to give you a few tips and it will be solved perfectly!"
"That's great!" Niu Yichen felt that the big stone weighing on his heart was finally let go, and he said quickly: "Then God of War, help me recover quickly!"
"Okay!" The God of War of Pure Love waved his hand and said: "It has been solved, and because you are firm in the relationship of pure love, I can also give you some rewards!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Okay!" Niu Yichen nodded vigorously and said, "I have been delayed for ten years of my youth! I must get the best reward!"
"Of course!" Obi stretched out his right hand, revealing half of his white and tender arm, and shouted softly: "Pure love magic!"
Golden energy enveloped Niu Yichen's body, and Niu Yichen felt unprecedentedly relaxed, as if he was bathing in the spring sunshine.
At this moment, the suffering master who had been stepped on by Wei Sheng suddenly raised his head, threw the energy he had prepared at Niu Yichen, and shouted: "Long live NTR!"
Next, a stream of pure green energy rushed into Niu Yichen's body at the same time.
Niu Yichen shuddered, as if he had smoked marijuana. A wave of extreme physical comfort rushed into his mind from his tailbone, giving him goosebumps all over his body.
"Master Ku! How dare you do it in front of me!"
The pure love god of war was shocked and stepped on the sweet watermelon head of the mistress into the hard concrete floor.
"Even if I am in hell! Even if I am buried in the soil! Even if I am put into a frying pan, I will still shout out with my broken throat! Long live NTR!"
The suffering master's voice was a little distorted on the cement floor, but the firmness in his tone could be felt by everyone.
The golden power and the green power are intertwined, and the battle between Obi and Kuzhu begins again.
The two gods hit the dimensional rift, but they coincidentally forgot about Niu Yichen, who was the person involved.
Niu Yichen looked at his white but strong hands and said in disbelief: "What is going on? Am I healed or not?"
He opened his pants again and looked down, crying with joy.
"I'm getting hard! I'm finally getting hard! The side effects of "The Secret of Jade Bone Relics" have disappeared! Woohoo! Finally disappeared!"
"Ding dong! The pure love/NTR system in the entertainment industry is activated!"
"System? Why is it the system again! Could it be that what the God of War of Pure Love gave me just now is the system?" Niu Yichen couldn't help but said: "These children are too impatient now! They only think about enlightenment and the like every day, but Well..."
Niu Yichen chuckled, "But I'm also very impatient! I really like this system, hahaha..."
'The pure love system mission is issued: At a highway intersection ten kilometers away, a woman is in the most confused stage of her life. She doesn't know whether to give up this relationship or work hard to regain her love. Go and enlighten her. Let her clearly understand how she should take her own path. Mission reward: Innate affinity for women +5. '
Note: The current innate affinity is 60, with a full value of 100. After reaching the full value, you can face any type of woman without any disadvantage.
'NTR system mission issued: At a highway intersection ten kilometers away, a woman is in the most confused stage of her life, fuck her hard! Let her know the cruelty of the outside world and return to her man honestly. Mission reward, golden gun is invincible,'
Note: After ten years of kidney care, once you attack, only a person who is invincible can become a real tauren.