As soon as Hugo yelled "Gimme it!", a small glass bottle materialised out of thin air, floating just above his desk like it was being delivered by some cosmic courier service.
The bottle was elegant, with smooth, clear glass that caught the light, and nestled inside was a single purple pill.
Excited, Hugo darted forward and snatched it up, examining it like it was the answer to all his problems.
But as he held it closer, his face twisted into something resembling equal parts horror and confusion.
"What the hell is this?" he muttered, tilting the bottle to get a better look.
The pill was... strange, to say the least. It was twisted in an uncomfortably suggestive shape that Hugo would have definitely preferred not to notice.
It was shaped like a dildo. But different from the usual straight ones or the bent ones that he had come across before, this one was straight up disturbing!
It was twisted!
