"By the way, how did USA fell?"
"USA?"
"Yes, you said USA fell in 38th century."
"Ah yes... the United States of Arabia."
"What..?"
"At the end of 33rd century, all arabic countries merged into one entity known as the USA. But due to the return of queen Elizabeth the secon-"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait... No no no... I'm talking about the America... United States of America."
"Ah yes... America. It fell in 101st century."
"What is the cause?"
"Eggs... lots of eggs."
"Tell me about it."
"Let's go then!"
Jetson transported Steven instantly to a place. A place he wouldn't like...
"Ughhh... What the hell is that smell?! Where are we!?"
The place is covered in black liquids that resemble oils all over the buildings. The liquids have foul odors and some were pumping out of ground, pipes and gutters.
"Welcome to the ancient city of New York... or should I say, Old York... or in nickname, New Yolk."
"I know what you are trying say with egg related word, but this look nothing like what an egg or eggs would have done..!"
"In 51st century, America had runned out of its oil resources. During that time, apart from USA, the rest of the world was in the period of cryogenic treatment. The whole world would be freezed in time until the 60th century. The only active and functioning country was America and they were getting desperate. They cannot get out of the country and just steal their oils as they would be caught by the advanced security technologies.
Thanks to the support from various godlike and advanced immigrant aliens called 'Orions' who were obsessed with balance, all countries became as strong as USA. If they were to get caught, you know what could happen. They had to find a way. They had to be creative with what they have. They tried to make artificial fossil fuel."
"I thought energy crisis should be solved by then?"
"It once existed but they used up all of those on giant space magic gun that exploded two months after its creation..."
"That was hell of a waste...!!!"
"It was kind of cool tho... Anyway, to make the artificial oil, they needed biological matters. So they killed various kind of animals and put them in fossil conversion room where they can manipulate time in the specific environment to make the process faster. But the room was half-assed prototype that took up lots of universe's lifespan that they had to stop it and never use it again.
They needed to think of another options and the troubles were rising more and more. Since they butchered up almost all the animal species in their territory, the threat of starvation also increased. One scientist named Absilon Maronne came up with an idea. An idea that they should also do what the rest of the world was doing... sleep for hundreds of years until the problem is solved.
There is one another problem, they didn't have enough ice. Absilon came up with another idea to develop the special eggs. Eggs that could turn all biological matters back into their infantile stage. They turned into egg yolks and then be reborned as new 'adults'. They needed the people from outside world to crack them first before its too late to be reborned. So they wrote the letter carved on the monument of Washington with everything in details on what to do.
But the cryogenic treatment had an error. So instead of waking them up on 60th century, it extended to forty more years. And when the world woke up... USA was already beyond saving. All they find were just puddles upon puddles of egg yolks. As the time went on those yolks slowly became the things American initially demanded, oils..."
"Aw man... why didn't the Americans just sleep in cryogenic chamber like the rest of the world..?"
"They were supposed to be freezed by the Orions. But the aliens went extinct just before that."
"How did that happened..?"
"They all died in the explosion of the giant space magic gun."