The Boy goes to hawaii and dies then Mordecai and Rigby revive him and they make it to round 100 with classic gobblegums only. Then Michael Jackson saves the boy and rigby and leaves mordecai behind but realizes rigby isn't a little boy and kicks him off the helicopter. Then it crashes and Mr. Incredible comes and saves the boy from Michael Jackson or at least tries to then Michael Jackson summons Joe Biden and together they use their Biden blast and billie jean beam.
Mr incredible tries to hold it back with his bare hands but as soon as he's about to lose santa clause comes and backs him up using his christmas cheer to demolish all of those who try to take away the little boy's joy. They safely make it home in Toronto where they find tony tony chopper and he helps to heal the boy and mr roffle waffles tell him important lore about how he wasnt in hawaii but on the bad island that i'm probably not allowed to talk about but you know what it is *wink* *wink*. Eventually he goes to his house where he finds a letter that says "we got ur mum lol -dream (from minecraft)". The boy runs to Santa and mr incredible and says that they got to leave immediately. Santa yells "NO…. we gotta build a team." Santa hands the boy a present and a remote with only two buttons, a red and a green one and is cartoon levels of simple with a zig-zag antenna. And then they gather the earth's greatest warriors, the team consisted of, Santa, The Boy, Mr Incredible, Gumbal watterson, tony tony chopper, elvis presley, and wreck-it ralph. The enemy team consists of Micheal Jackson, Dream, Joe biden, Meliodas, Tall knight, scott pilgrim, and the teeths fairy.
2:13 AM: Now begins the raid on the island we don't say the name of but we both know what it is! Each member of Santa's crew are on different boats acting as commanding officers to their own troops. Gumball lands on the south of the island where his troops are clearing the shore from zombies. Elvis did the same from the north side. And the rest landed shortly after and Chopper made sure everyone was ready.
2:24 AM: Ralph goes to the top of the island where there's a building. He destroys it and it reveals an entrance to a tunnel system. They jump in and clear the halls of zombies and edp clones (there are 445 of them in total and are stronger and heavier the higher the number in their name).
The tunnels split into 2 different hallways. Santa, Chopper and Elvis go right while the others go left. The boy tries to keep up but without anyone noticing he gets lost. As it turns out Mr. Incredible, Mordecai and Rigby were previously on the island to map out the tunnel systems and had planned to raid the island much later, and the boy dont got a copy of the map.
2:30 AM: The Boy had been wandering around aimlessly and before the boy had realized it, he had encountered the teeths fairy in her lab. It looked like she was getting ready to turn on a machine connected to a pod full of goo that changed colors. The boy had no idea what it was but he knew he had to stop whatever it was. He charged his strongest attack, "STRIPED PAJAMA STREAM"!!!
The teeths fairy stares and chooses to stand still. The boy is standing his ground putting everything he has into this one attack. His sleeves rip and his arms catch fire. The ground cracks and after what seems like hours to him (a little less than a minute) the white and blue laser stops. With smoke coming off him, he barely stands and looks toward the aftermath.
Out of the smoke comes the teeths fairy unharmed and the pod behind her unscathed. Without thinking the boy runs towards her with his fists marked by flames and throws a punch. She easily dodges back and grabs his arm. His arm is starting to bend. The boy realizes she's going to break his arm and he kicks and panics. He just manages to escape only cus she let him.
He knows he doesn't stand a chance but he knows he also can't let her activate the pod. She reaches for a keyboard and the boy rushes towards her only to be backhanded across the room with little to no effort.
The present Santa gave him slips out of his bag. He remembered what Santa told him, "Use this only for emergencies when you know you'll certainly die or if you wanna do cool stuff I guess". The boy opens the present to reveal a plain black suitcase with a button on the handle. He presses the button, the suitcase opens and out comes a liquid that surrounds the boy then when in place it begins to harden turning into a super powered suit. He grabs the silly remote and presses the green button and he feels the insane amount of power within him. He puts the remote away to have plot relevance later.
The teeths fairy is unimpressed. She laughs and mocks the suit saying it looks dumb. Then in the blink of an eye the super boy zips across the room like a flash and lands a blow. The teeths fairy steps back covering her jaw with an angry expression. She pulls a tooth that had fallen off out of her mouth. Full of rage, she lunges towards the boy, clawing, biting, punching but it does very little damage and the boy back hands her across the room. The boy smiled arrogantly. The teeths fairy angry at first, smiles back. They brawl for a long while until the teeths fairy stops and begins to grunt and transform. Her fangs grow and her muscles get bigger and bigger.
2:45 AM: They are almost equal in strength. But now they're fighting to see who is stronger. As of right now nothing else matters. They stop fighting and exit the tunnels. Once outside, they charge toward each other on the count of 3. And they're battle begins.
Meanwhile, Santa, Chopper and Elvis are going towards the security room to shut off cams. But then they encounter Micheal Jackson. Micheal Jackson reveals that a weaker version of Edp clone #445 is in charge of cams but he's still too strong for one of them to face alone. Acknowledging this, Elvis stays behind to fight Micheal Jackson. Although hesitant Santa and Chopper rush to cams to fight the strongest edp clone. Micheal Jackson and Elvis circle each other waiting for the other to strike first. Then in a flash they clash hips.
At 2:26 AM the battle between The King of Pop or The King of Rock'n'roll! The flashiest battle in history!
Micheal Jackson shakes his hips then points at Elvis shooting a smaller Billie Jean Beam. Elvis slides to the right, dodging it. Then Elvis thrusts and a strong gust of wind hits Micheal Jackson blowing him away. Micheal Jackson and Elvis continue to do their dance attacks. Micheal Jackson shoots a flame at Elvis and his pants catch fire. Elvis simply jiggles it off.
Micheal Jackson smiles. Elvis is worried. Then all of the sudden Micheal Jackson yells, "DOMAIN EXPANSION: MOONWALK!". Everything in the halls starts to transform and before he knew it Elvis and Micheal Jackson were on the moon. With this domain every attack Micheal Jackson does is guaranteed to hit. "Smooth criminal: steal…" All of Elvis's equipment he had was now with Micheal Jackson so he can't call for help or retreat. Shakingly, Elvis begins a pose. He's looking all sad. Micheal Jackson mocks him and begins to attack. All Elvis does is take the attacks head on, never moving an inch. Micheal Jackson gets mad and quickly charges up an attack. "BILLIE JEAN BEAM!". Just before then, Elvis opened his eyes and said in a somber note, "domain expansion: lonely street". The moon, earth, all the stars and even the billie jean beam shatters like glass. They're left alone in an empty void while a single road and street lamp formed from those shards beneath their feet. Elvis stared at Micheal Jackson bleeding and badly bruised and with a single tear running down his face he announced, "Heartbreak hotel…" and just like that, at 2:30 AM, the battle was over...
There is a ranking system to determine how dangerous a move is and of course the ranking goes from the bottom F to D, C, B, A, and S. For example Micheal Jackson's "Billie Jean Beam" is a C ranked move not because it isn't strong but because it doesn't have any major drawbacks. Heartbreak hotel however, is a Danger level: Triple SSS Rank. It does require some setup though. The user has to be in a state of pure loneliness to even activate the Domain; Lonely street and it is very difficult to hold for too long. Then the user quickly has to add pure heartbreak worthy of a single tear onto that. It has to be an exact 50-50 each. 50% just to hold up the domain for a couple seconds longer and the other 50% to pull off the attack. And only then can the user use Heartbreak Hotel. Like the name suggests, it completely shatters the hearts of everyone within the domain, killing them both. In other words…
EVIS PRESLEY VS MICHEAL JACKSON:...ENDS IN A TIE!! THE SCORE IS 1-1.
After all this happened Santa and Chopper made it to the surveillance room. There they find edp445.
They immediately get into a fighting stance. But the edp ignores them and walks past them.
Santa and Chopper take this opportunity to shut off cams. But before they do they see Joe Biden eating chocolate chocolate chip ice cream in the cafeteria. They agree to go jump him while he's distracted. The edp clone disappears into thin air. Chopper transforms into a full deer and Santa hops on his back and they rush to the cafeteria which wasn't too far anyways. On the way there Santa asks chopper.
"Why do you suppose we didn't see anyone else on the cams other than Gumball and the others?"
"What do you mean?"
"Only Joe Biden was visible"
"Do you think they're planning on ambushing us?"
" I don't know… also did you notice the boy isn't with the others or anywhere else visible on cams?"
"Oh no, perhaps they took him or even worse!"
"Shut up deer, we're almost here!"
"That rhymed"
"Yes I noticed"
At 2:34 AM they make it to the cafeteria and see Joe Biden. They both sneak attack him both throwing punches pushing him around and beating him senseless. Joe whines and puts up a force field knocking away the 2. Santa grounds himself quickly and Chopper flies down the hall into a closet where Tall Knight is waiting (don't ask why). Tall Knight ties up Chopper and poisons him, leaving him to die and runs to aid Joe biden.
Santa tries to run past and free Chopper but Tall knight stops him. And now at 2:39 AM a new battle begins! Joe Biden & Tall Knight V.S. Kriss "Santa" Kringle!
Joe and Tall Knight rush towards Santa performing a double lariat and chopping his neck. Santa falls on the ground and lands on his back. He rolls over to get up but gets upper cutted by Tall Knight and slammed down by Joe.
Santa struggles to stand. Joe and Tall Knight decide to let him get up. They back up and Santa says "Mistake number 1 was hurting my friend, mistake number 2 was starting this fight. And mistake number 3 was letting me get back up".
Santa is completely still hunched over with his arms dangling. Joe is terrified and Tall Knight charges towards him. Everything seems to slow down. Santa calmly stands up straight and his skin burns red. Tall Knight lands the hardest punch he's ever had to throw. The sweat from his body and blood from his bruised fist evaporate as soon as they touch Santa. Tall Knight pulls his arm away and screams in pain. The bones in his arm break and his skin is burnt.
The smoke detector goes off and it pours from the ceiling. Tall Knight falls down and scoots away as Santa slowly walks towards him with every step melting the floor he's standing on and steam coming off his skin. Every breath he takes heats up the room and he says "This is the form I take when I'm late on delivering presents. I jump from city to town but the cold air helps keep me alright but it's pretty warm in here already. I call this form Deliver D. Presents."
Tall Knight and Joe shiver in fear and request back up. Meliodas answers and is on his way. Santa takes a seat on the floor and waits for Meliodas to come. Tall Knight and Joe take the opportunity to heal and try to call for more backup but for some reason he no longer has a signal.
Meliodas arrives and shares his power with Tall Knight and Joe. Santa slowly runs to them and Joe puts up a force field. Santa, now running, goes straight through it, shattering it and swiping at the group hitting Joe and Meliodas while Tall Knight ducked down in fear and Santa kicked him, knocking him through multiple rooms. Joe takes out his dentures and they fly to Santa multiplying mid-air and biting him. He flexes instantly, melting them. Meliodas and Joe stare at Santa not knowing what to do then he suddenly disappears and reappears in front of them grabbing their heads forcing them to the floor and says "Listen. My weakness is more heat. If I get too hot I tire out or even explode".
Tall Knight regroups with Meliodas and Joe. They stand fiercely and they each power up.
Joe Biden Into Dark Brandon, Meliodas into Demon King Meliodas and Tall Knight into Taller knight.
AT 2:42 AM A NEW BATTLE BEGINS: DELIVER D. PRESENTS VS DARK BRANDON, DEMON KING MELIODAS AND TALLER KNIGHT!!!
Dark Brandon's red eyes glow before he runs around Santa to distract him but Santa grabs his tie and punches him in the face knocking him away. Taller Knight rushes to stab Santa but he grabs the sword. Two giant claws made of a purple colored energy grabs Santa and Demon King Meliodas lands the first blow on Santa which was an energy covered punch. Demon King Meliodas's energy that he shared, protects them from the heat and makes their hits stronger but they can only cover a small part of their body at a time but Demon King Meliodas can cover most of his body. Dark Brandon recovers and uses a Biden Blast! It's a direct hit and Santa shows signs of struggle. Santa roars and everyone has to cover their ears and with this opening Santa attacks. He punches all of them away. The scream increased the temperature greatly and prevented Santa from hearing the loud noise of one side of the tunnels collapsing. Santa inhales deeply, holds it for a second and spits fire at the group. Demon King Meliodas summons a large claw from the ground to act as cover. Before the fire fully stops Santa appears behind them swiping both hands to knock Dark Brandon and Taller Knight and he combos Demon King Meliodas against the claw like a wall. Taller Knight and Dark Brandon both grab an arm then Demon King Meliodas quickly recovers, jumps over Santa, wraps his arms around his neck from behind and drops to the ground.
On the floor, Santa swings his arm with Dark Brandon and Taller Knight still holding on. He drags them across the floor and tables. Eventually they let go because of how much it burned. Demon King Meliodas is on Santa's back holding him as best as he can. Taller Knight and Dark Brandon charge up a special attack. Taller Knight pulls out his sword, Dark Brandon covers the blade with his force fields making it harder and sharper, then he powers it up by fusing the sword with a biden blast. The sword glows a light purple underneath the blue flames surrounding it. Dark Brandon runs at Santa to help hold him down. Taller Knight Charges ready to slice him in half. When he was halfway there, Demon King Meliodas lifted up a single hand to give the sword demon energy. The light purple force field covering the sword glows brighter, the blue flames dances and grows larger, and a dark purple aura surrounds the sword and Taller Knight's hands are a darker purple almost black. He swings his sword at a speed and strength he never knew was possible. He hits Santa.
Santa seeing all this could only think of one thing to do. Flex. He gathers all his energy and puts it all where the sword will hit. And braces himself. The sword cuts through his skin and is burning the surrounding area. But as soon as it hits the muscle…the sword shatters.
In shock. Taller Knight takes some steps back. He hit so hard that his arm couldn't stop shaking. Demon King Meliodas and Dark Brandon jump off of Santa. They try to use beam attacks to heat him up but Santa grabs them both and hits them with a barrage of punches. He knows he has to end this quickly before he tires out. When he finally stops punches he notices that Meliodas is dead. He turns to his right and sees Taller Knight all he does is hit him one time. Reaaally Hard. Taller Knight goes flying through the opposite side of the tunnel system.
Dark Brandon is the only one left. Santa swings at him but Dark Brandon runs away. Without looking where he was going he runs into a library. Dark Brandon jumps onto the shelves and when Santa catches up he pushes the shelves down on him. "4 Presidential Powers 1st power: speed". Dark Brandon grains tremendous speed but he can't control it all too well.
The 4 Presidential powers are 4 specific abilities every president chooses out at the beginning of their term. If reelected they get to choose an additional 4 powers. Joe Biden is an idiot and chose his powers for Ice cream and kids but his wife made him take the last power seriously.
Dark Brandon runs around the library and pushes books and shelves and shelves with books down to Santa and they catch on fire. Santa screams in pain as his entire body burns. Dark Brandon yells "4 Presidential powers 2nd power: thermo breath!". He shoots heat from his mouth. Santa powers down to his base form and he quickly clears the flames. Dark Brandon's thermo breath can also shoot freezing cold air that's what he mostly uses it for since he enjoys icecream a lot.
Santa runs deeper into the library so he can cool down. Dark Brandon freezes the floor and Santa slides into a bookshelf against the wall. Everything falls onto him so he picks it up and throws it at Dark Brandon. The bookshelf hits him in the face and shatters into splinters. Dark Brandon looks around and doesn't see Santa.
Dark Brandon picks up a book and breathes hot air on it until it catches fire. He throws the book into one side of the library. The flame quickly spreads. "4 Presidential powers 3rd power: smell..". Dark Brandon puts a blind fold on so he can focus all his senses into smell. He walks toward the opposite side of the library of the fire and slowly picks up Santa's smell. Dark Brandon slowly creeps row by row sniffing the air. It's a little difficult since Santa's sweat fills the room as steam.
Dark Brandon gets closer and closer. The smell of the books turned to ash is mixing with the smell of the sweat steam and now he can fully focus on Santa's scent. Santa is hiding behind a book shelf and notices Dark Brandons plan so he grabs a few books and uses a much weaker version of Deliver D. Presents on his hands and turns the books to ash and covers himself in it but not completely.
Dark Brandon and Santa are on the opposite side of the same shelf. Dark Brandon smells him very faintly and whispers "4 Presidential powers 4th power: Power" his fist is filled with enough power to break The Boy's nano tech suit.
Santa lets out a quiet breath and Dark Brandon hears it. He chooses not to take the blindfold off and instead immediately thrusts his fist between the shelves and knocks books down and toward Santa's face but Santa quickly dodges and before Dark Brandon and take his arm out, Santa grabs it and uses the shelf to break his arm bending it the wrong way. Santa instantly pulls the bone sticking out and stabs his arm. The shelf breaks and Dark Brandons arm is nailed to the floor with his own bone. Dark Brandon screams. Santa jumps and then stomps on Dark Brandons face which sends him flying to the lowest floor of the library. Dark Brandon turns back into Joe Biden and the flaming bookshelves from the top fall down on him.
DELIVER D. PRESENTS V.S. TALLER KNIGHT, DARK BRANDON AND DEMON KING MELIODAS…THE WINNER IS DELIVER D. PRESENTS!!! THE SCORE IS 3-1!! THE TIME IS 3:04 AM.
Santa returns to the cafeteria and actually hears rumbling above him this time. He looks up and a purple orb erasing everything in its path shoots down from the ceiling. And it's heading straight towards him.
2:32 AM: Ralph, Mr. Incredible and Gumball are searching through the cages and prison cells. They are full of children and a couple of adults. Ralph says "Okay, which ones your mom?" The three of them stand in an awkward silence..."Wait!" exclaimed Mr. Incredible. "WHERE'S THE BOY AT?!". They all stare at each other in shock. Dream and Scott Pilgrim join in yelling, "OH NO WE LOST HIM!!" " LET'S GO FIND HIM BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS!". All five of them begin searching. And then…"wait a minute…uh who are you guys?". Dream and Scott jump back and throw random things they find on the ground at them. Ralph and Mr. Incredible (Bob) stand still while Gumball tries to just walk away and ignore them.
Suddenly Taller Knight flys through the room and hits Bob and they both land in the next room over. Bob takes a fighting stance. "Hopefully you're not as bad as the last guy," said Taller Knight. They jump towards each other and clash. Bob punches Taller Knight and hits him with another few jabs to his body and then uppercuts him into the ceiling. Taller Knight's head is stuck in the ceiling and his body just dangles.
Mr. Incredible V.S. Taller Knight. Bob won I guess. The time is probably like 2:40-ish or something I dunno.
Bob tries to help the others but an EDP clone appears before him without him noticing and stops him with one hand. Bob shoves him and to his surprise, he actually put a little effort into that. The EDP clone rolls to Bob and knocks him back. Bob smirks.
AT ACTUAL 2:40 AM A NEW BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!! MR. INCREDIBLE V.S. EDP CLONE #445!!
Bob charges while EDP throws attacks at him but Bob blocks them and punches EDP in the gut. Bob's fist is being swallowed and he struggles to get it out but he manages. EDP makes a bird with his hand as if he was making a shadow puppet and shoots a hawk made of green flames out of his two thumbs. It leaves a trail of flames on the floor and Bob tries to block it but it explodes on contact leaving him and the surrounding area on fire.
Bob screams in pain. EDP extends his finger and a needle comes out and he puts it in Bob's eye and starts to kick him while he's on the ground. This goes on for a while until Bob grabs his leg, lifts him up and slams him on the ground face first. He struggles but he gets back up. EDP summons every remaining EDP clone to fight Bob. Bob beats them all one by one while he's still on fire. This continues until 2:56 AM. The last remaining are Bob and EDP clones #440-445. While it's true every single EDP clone is slightly stronger than the one before them, once the numbers hit 440 the power gap drastically increases. The clone starts jumping Bob but he holds his ground. Bob's invincible skin is the only reason why he's still alive. Bob tries his best to take down the rest of them but he just barely manages to knock out 441.
It's nothing but an exchange of punches. Each hit Bob throws is weaker than the last. Bob charges up every last bit of energy he has to try and quickly take them all down. He punches 443, kicks 440, bites 444, and smashes 445. The EDP's back away after taking serious damage. 442 quickly grabs 441. The clones regroup and together they yell "FU-SION-HAAA!!!".
And out of the dust and the ruble one single figure steps toward Bob.
'What happened to EDP #445 and the others?!" "I AM NEITHER OF THE EDP CLONES. I AM EDP ZERO!!!". EDP ZERO takes a small step forward and instantly vanishes. Then out of nowhere Bob takes countless hits. He reappears a little closer to him. Bob can finally see his body.
He looks exactly like the rest of the EDP clones but Shirtless and a vest and baggy white pants with a green cloth as a belt. He's also VERY buff and sweaty with a sharp jawline and perfect beard, Indestructible skin he stole from Bob, a durag and a censor bar over his pants because whatever he's wearing underneath, if anything at all, is not enough.
Bob gets into a defensive position ready to kill at any moment. EDP ZERO charges towards him and lands a devastating gut punch. He's way too fast to even react to.
And just like that….at 2:58 AM ....before I, the narrator, could even announce the battle…..EDP ZERO wins…..the score is 3-1-1?
Mr. Incredible falls to the ground. EDP ZERO crouches down and looks at him. "Aw man. I thought you were stronger. Also, do I have to wear this vest?". He rips it off. "While I'm at it, I'm taking off this censor bar, It's not like the reader can see me. And you Narrator…." I start sweating out of fear. "I can hear you…" I've never seen a character so powerful that they could acknowledge me! "Ignore me.. I'm changing the font for my name…go narrate the others".
Let's see what Ralph is doing. AT 2:39 AM TWO NEW BATTLES HAD BEGUN!!
WRECK-IT-RALPH V.S. LIVE ACTION SCOTT PILGRIM AND GUMBALL WATERSON V.S. DREAM!!!
Ralph throws the first punch and clashes with Scott, shaking the whole room and then….
EDPZERO shows up… but how? The EDP clones haven't fused yet. He said "Look away…" so I did.
Gumball and Dream are fighting and Dream pulls out his Minecraft sword. Gumball shouts "SUPER SAIYAN!". Dream charges toward him but easily gets beaten. Dream takes off his mask. He is very ugly. He throws his mask at Gumball and it actually cuts him. "That's what the mask is…That's what the point of the mask is". Gumball flies to him, grabs him by the head and slams him to the ground. Dream is laying there crying and Gumball finishes him with a stomp to the face.
GUMBALL WATERSON V.S. DREAM!!!! GUMBALL WINS!!! THE SCORE IS 4-1-3!! THE TIME IS 2:52 AM!!! Wait, why did EDPZERO 's score go up? Let's ignore that for now.
Finally we return back to The Boy and The Teeths Fairy. It's 2:45 AM, lightning crashes from the sky and the surrounding mountains wear crowns made of clouds. A lightning bolt hits the ground between them and as soon as it does they charge towards each other. And their fight begins. TB punches TTF and launches her into the sky. Lightning almost strikes her but she grabs it and throws it down at TB. He pulls out a sword that came with the suit and the sword absorbs the lightning. He transforms the sword into a gun and shoots a lightning laser and switches it back to a sword. The sword he has and the suit he's wearing is made of special nanotechnology made by Santa's number one elf. His name is Dwight.
TB did a jump and slash to TTF but she dodged it. The slice kept going and the mountains that once stood proudly were sliced in half. TTF grabbed TB and slammed him to the ground and threw him into the air. She charged up a jump and leaped toward him but mid-air he blocked her attack with his sword causing him to spin back. TTF is above him now and dives to him to claw him once more. Now facing up, TB prepares to block another. He does block it but just barely.
They land on the ground. TB checks the time and watches it go from 2:49 to 2:50. It starts to rain and the water runs down their faces. TTF is annoyed by it and it seems like it dulls his senses because he's not landing as many hits anymore. TB gets an idea. He runs to TTF and she runs to him too to try to counter attack him. He hard breaks and kicks mud in her eyes and then turns his sword into a bat and hits her in the head and lastly turns it into a spear, stabs her arm into the ground and kicks her up into the air. She goes flying and loses her arm. TB pulls the spear out of the ground and throws it at TTF with speed faster than a bullet. She bites it just before it stabbed her head and swallowed some pieces.
It's 2:52. The wind roars carrying the rain with it. Lighting crashes and thunder follows. It's as if the sky were falling and within all that chaos was The Boy and The Teeths Fairy. The Boy pulls back his sword and the pieces in TTF rip through her stomach. They walk to each other. Walking turned into jogging, jogging turned into speeding and speeding turned into clashing. TB's bat and TTF's fist hit each other with equal force. The clouds above get sliced, rain stops, lighting halts, thunder didn't follow and the heavens were split. The cracked ground beneath them breaks apart and they jump to avoid falling. It's 2:54 now.
TB's arms are shaking and TTF is too full of rage to feel anything. For 3 full minutes they take turns hitting, clawing, stabbing and kicking. They fall to the ground. Neither have the strength to keep going. TTF gets pulled closer to the hole that leads to the lab by some mysterious force and she wakes up. It's 2:58. She crawls to and falls down the hole and crawls closer to the lever from before. It's 2:59. She struggles to get up but feels hands pushing her up. She looks into the pod and sees eyes glowing blue. She grabs the lever and then without a single sound it gets cut off by EDPZERO. "Don't touch that!" Her already chopped off hand starts moving on its own and pulls the lever.
And at exactly 3:00 AM Super Senior Satoru Gojo enters the battle.
"Feels good to finally move around. So where the freshmans at?" He flies to the sky and senses someone pretty strong so he tries to kill them before they cause any trouble. "Hollow: Purple" a big purple ball shoots to the ground.
Chopper finally escapes and he actually cures himself from poison. He runs and saves Santa from being destroyed.
Gojo looks to his left and sees EDPZERO flying towards him. EDPZERO throws a punch but Gojo blocks and throws his own punch and it's the first punch to hit EDPZERO. The shock waves bring everyone to their knees.
A couple troops from Gumball's fleet are the last remaining of the normal people there. They prepare the ships for the prisoners that were saved. Gojo sees this and blows up some of the ships before EDPZERO starts hitting him. The prisoners escape with the boats and leave one behind.
Santa, Chopper and Gumball dig through the rubble to find any survivors. Eventually they find everyone but only The Boy, Taller Knight, Wreck-it Ralph and Scott Pilgrim are alive and can fight. Chopper heals everyone while they watch the extreme battle of Gojo and EDPZERO.
Edpz is surprisingly being overpowered by Gojo. It's already 3:56 and they're still fighting. Taller knight is the last to be healed and everyone else knows that now isn't the time to fight. Scott explains that Gojo used to be their ally but that was only because he loved Michael Jackson and now that he's dead he's no one's ally and plans to destroy the Island and everyone on it and eventually the entire universe. They have a common enemy. And it's Satoru Gojo the Super Senior.
As soon as Taller Knight gains consciousness Scott lets him know that they're working together now but he doesn't care and gets so mad that he transforms into his strongest form. The Tallest Knight. He grows to a giant and rages. During this, EDPZERO teleports to the group and forms a temporary alliance with them.
Everyone is now fully healed up. They power up into their strongest forms. Santa turns to an even stronger form of Deliver D. Presents that burn even hotter. Chopper eats every rumble ball he has and turns into Tony Tony Chopper: Monster point. He's an absolute giant almost as tall as The Tallest Knight. Edpz helps Scott out by aging him up to his strongest form. From Scott to old Scott to Older Scott. Gumball transforms into a Super Saiyan 2. Santa gives the boy another present with more nanobots inside. He suits up and turns into Mecha Boy. EDPZERO eats a cupcake and powers up a bit.
This is it…it's 4:23 AM….THE FINALE IS HERE! THE LAST BATTLE TO DECIDE THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! THROUGHOUT HEAVEN AND EARTH!! HE ALONE IS THE PERVERTED ONE!! THE ONE AND ONLY!!!! THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!!! SUPER SENIOR SATORU GOJO!! AND THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST TALLEST KNIGHT!! versus….. EARTH.
Chopper charges to Tallest knight. They lock fingers and wrestle each other. Mecha boy turns his blade into a lasso. Everyone else charges for Gojo. And he effortlessly dodges every hit until the lasso grabs him and the boy swings him around while they're both in the air and slams him to the ground. Out of the smoke and rumble Gojo instantly jumps to him, places a hand on his chest and sends a shock wave that stops his heart. The suit he's wearing restarts his heart almost instantly but he's incapacitated. Gojo kicks him to the same crater he came out of.
Santa hugs Gojo and pile drives him to EDPZERO 's fist. The punch doesn't land and Santa gets launched away. Instead Gojo's face hovers above EDPZERO 's fist. EDPZERO jumps back and shouts
"BE CAREFUL EVERYONE! HE ACTIVATED HIS LIMITLESS TECHNIQUE!". Every attack thrown at him can not hit him. "We just have to wear him out!"
Chopper is on the ground pushing Tallest Knight off of him. Tallest Knight opens his mouth beyond human capabilities. Inside, Chopper sees glowing lights and feels weak and wants to stop struggling. Gumball shoots a ki blast and stops him. Tallest knight looks at him, he grows another pair of arms and gets taller and slouches down. His helmet twists and turns to fit his head but looks distorted like the scariest thing you've ever seen. The closest thing to describe it is The Devil. "He kinda looks like krampus" says Santa from afar.
It marches to Gumball but Chopper grabs him by his slowly growing tail and lifts him in the air to slam him down. Chopper starts to spin and swings it around and around and finally throws him at Gojo. Tallest knight stops mid-air before he could hit Gojo and he pushes him away without moving a muscle. Tallest Knight lands in the ocean and begins to sink to the bottom.
Gojo attacks Chopper with a small blue ball and it hits him and knocks him out. Gumball uses a kamehameha trying to wear out his limitless technique. Everyone else joins in using some sort of projectile. Gojo repels it. He uses his Hollow purple and launches it towards them. It eats up everyone of their attacks and heads towards them. They all jump out of the way and watch it devour the floor until it disappears.
It's now 6:02 AM. Gojos limitless technique has finally wore off. To everyone's surprise no one has died yet. The sun is rising and it burns Santa. Edpz reverts time and it's 2:00 am again but the time is passing by much faster than normally and will go back to normal soon. He goes down into the tunnels and grabs Ralph and Scott. Past and present Scott high five and fuse together to make Super Scott. Ralph is just glad to be alive. The burn that Santa got did serious damage and now needs time to recover and Chopper shrinks down and helps him to do so.
The time starts to go back to 6:02. Santa and Chopper are on an escape boat in the shade. Edpz feels a hand on his leg and it's Elvis!? They feel time passing and it's a very unique experience. The damage on the island come back and Hollow purples and other attacks are appearing and disappearing and a stray Hollow purple hits a part of the tunnels where the Elvis and Micheal Jackson fight happened and since the battle never happened Micheal is still alive but sadly he gets hit by the Hollow Purple and time finally is back to normal. Gojo sees this and is enraged. He uses the technique he never needed because he was always too strong anyways. He uses…his domain.
"Domain expansion…GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!". The domain wraps around the island but this was his one mistake. Elvis yells out…"Domain expansion: Lonely Street". Their domains clash and are not like anything anyone has seen before. Lockers pop out of the ground and street lamps and sidewalk tiles fall out of the sky. Gojo's domain begins to overpower Elvis's until the others start beating Gojo.
Time flies by and it's already 6:22. Gojo is stuck. It's either he gets hit over and over again or he succumbs to elvis domain and he doesn't even know what it does but it's certainly not worth finding out.
When it seemed like he was going to lose, Tallest knight sprouts out of the ocean. Now being able to stand in it, it seems like he's non-stop growing. He grabs Gojo and gets him out of there. He opens his palm up and Gojo is just standing there. Menacingly. He takes the black blind fold which turns out to be panties from god knows where. He opens his eyes and they are gorgeous.
He's taking the fight seriously now and intends to kill everyone here and now. Ralph and Gumball are fighting Tallest knight and EDPZERO, Elvis and Super Scott are fighting Gojo. Ralph is gathering all his strength and jumps to Tallest Knight's face and tries to punch him but Gojo stops him by kicking him down to the floor. Super Scott returns the favor by grabbing Gojo and dragging him across the island. Gumball launches Ralph back up to Tallest knight and lands the punch this time, uppercutting him into the sky. Gumballs flies up and then smacks him back down. Tallest Knight lands on the mainland and Ralph lands on the island.
Edpz catches Gojo by the skull and drives his knee into his face. Gojo grabs his leg and squeezes it and effortlessly shatters his bones. He uses his Reversal: red and repels EDPZERO away with his left hand then quickly uses Lapse: blue to pull him toward him and knees him in the face then combines the blue and red to make Hollow: Purple and shoots it towards him but EDPZERO barely dodges and only his left arm gets erased. Edpz reverses the damage temporarily but Gojo doesn't know that so he uses his special technique again.
"Domain expansion: Girls locker room…". The domain surrounds the island but before Elvis could do anything to stop him he shot a Reversal: red and launched him to Tallest knight and he threw Ralph and Gumball into the domain before it closed so now everyone but Elvis was in there. Gojo used his attack that can not miss because of the domain and is only possible inside his domain similar to Heartbreak Hotel only there are no drawbacks. It's a danger level triple SSSplus+. (btw Reversal: red and Lapse: blue are both danger level A because they are very powerful but are mostly utility due to the pulling and pushing effects while Hollow: Purple is danger level double SS and not triple SSS because it's easy to dodge a lot of the time unless caught off guard) Gojo uses the technique…."GRIP TEST!!"
The locker room lights go out and in a couple seconds they're back on and everyone looks around to see what happened. They notice. EDPZERO is dead. They see his body on the floor and white clues of something unspeakable that happened to him. Gojo says "who's next?". He locks eyes with Ralph and then "GRIP TES-". A crash above them signaled the break in of Santa. He broke through the domain and it shattered like glass and he slammed the back of his foot into the back of Gojo's head and he knocked him to the ground.
"Thank you for your sacrifice Mr. EDPZERO. Because of you my friends will get to see another day". Santa tells Gumball and Elvis his plan and they quickly jump out to fight Tallest Knight. Gumball begins sucking the leftover demon energy from Tallest Knight using his raw power and Elvis is luring it out like a snake with his music. Once they got it all Ralph knocked him away. And Gumball gives it all to Santa. Santa tells Gojo that he gets one free hit. And full of pride, Gojo accepts and shoots a Hollow: Purple but Santa covers his hands in Meliodias's demon energy and grabs it and swings it at Tallest Knight and it erases a huge chunk out of his throat.
Tallest Knight is defeated. His giant body falls to the ground and turns the mountain inside out.
He panics and his heart is beating rapidly and so is the growth of his body. He grows so big that he damages surrounding cities.
Gumball grabs him by the skin and starts lifting him into the air but he keeps growing even after death and gets heavier and heavier. It's to the point where if he were to drop him now it would hit like an asteroid and millions will die. Gumball starts falling slowly and even his flight can't carry him.
Super Scott tries to help since he can fly but Gojo grabs him by the foot and slams him to the ground.
Gumball can feel the skin on his arms ripping apart and his muscles shredding his bones. He screams and yells in pain. He transforms into Super Saiyan 3 and slowly ascends. He looks up to the sky, grinds his teeth and screams in pain. He ignores it all and keeps going. Super Saiyan 3 is draining all his energy and he's pulling weight that keeps growing.
His arms are stretching to the point where the skin has been ripped apart and muscle and broken bones are visible. He can't keep this up. He lets go. As fast as he can he flys down and races the giant to the ground and as soon as he's under it he summons his stand named Darwin. He throws his arms up in the air and they both catch it. Gumball's legs break. His bones are crushed into dust and faster than light, they fly up and carry it high before the body could even touch the floor. Gumball uses a special move. He yells "EVOLUTION" when he does, Darwin transforms. He gains extra arms. More arms. AND MORE.
Darwin goes Super Saiyan 3 but you can't tell because he doesn't even have hair.
Gumball coughs blood. Even after everything, he refuses to let anyone harm Earth and ignores the pain. He pushes Tallest Knight all the way into space but gradually slows down. He can finally stop. Gumball and Darwin go back to normal. They both put both hands to one side and charge a Kamehameha. Both standing on one side and Gumball screams out "BROTHER-BROTHER KAMEHAMEHA" Darwin mouths the word since he's a stand and can't speak but Gumball could swear that he heard the voice of his brother that he hasn't heard in forever. The gigantic beam hits Tallest Knight and shoots him towards the sun.
From Earth, the people are at this point fully aware of what's happening and they're watching broadcasts but they go outside anyway and look up and see a sign of victory. A signal of hope. An eclipse. It's the sun and in front of it is Tallest Knight's body and in front of that is Gumball and Darwin holding a glowing fist in the air. Their bodies shine and their radiance is like a ray of sunlight.
Darwin fades away and Gumball falls down to Earth ready to join his fallen comrades and his brother. He can't wait to see him. He falls down as a ball of fire. He resembles a shooting star.
Like a true warrior send off, he burns. The shooting star suddenly vanishes in thin air and all is left is ashes. And hundreds of years later it's said that a new star was born that day.
The boy is still on the ground and is facing up, forced to look at it but still can barely see it with so much tears in his eyes. His suit resets and he's back in the fight. He runs straight towards Gojo and catches him off guard and hits him with a mean combo. Gojo was bleeding. It was a small cut but he was bleeding.
Enraged by this he yells as he swings at The Boy but Santa grabs his arm and smacks his face with the back of his fist. The Boy, Santa, Elvis, Ralph and Super Scott stand in front of Gojo. He starts to doubt his victory and gets a little desperate. "Santa really just sacrificed your friend on god that fake bruh. Me personally I wouldn't let that slide ''. Santa replies, "Things haven't been the same for Gumball since he lost his brother. He needed to go out honorably so when he faces his brother he won't feel shame. I am the world's best gift giver, so trust me when I say this is the perfect present for Gumball Waterson. I only wish for him to have a happy ending…"
The group approach Gojo and they brawl. Gojo realizes that he never really needed to worry because he was still way too strong for them. "There's no point in fighting me. Soon my Limitless technique will be ready and then it will impossible for you guys to do anything!". Elvis says to Santa, "Hey. I could do that one move and it'll all be over. You just gotta buy me some time" "No." Elvis looks at Santa and Santa says "Ralph! Elvis!....It's my turn to repay you all" Ralph yells out "Are you really sure about this?!"
Santa nods. They nod back. Santa hands them a present. Ralph tears it apart and it's a remote with only two buttons, a red and a green one and is cartoon levels of simple. It even has the zig-zag antenna.
Santa walks to The Boy and puts his hat on his head. He walks back to Gojo and looks back to say "gooDark Brandonye".
Ralph presses the red button. The Boy's suit powers off and he realizes what's about to happen. He runs toward Santa and Gojo until Ralph presses the red button again. The boy is frozen still with his arm sticking out toward Santa. Ralph and Elvis tackle The Boy and run straight to their escape boat. The boy screams out in pain and leaves behind tears.
With his friends gone, Santa looks to the sky with a smile. He feels bad that he's leaving his friends behind but he knew it was going to happen eventually.
Everyone gets on the boat and starts sailing. With their eyes full of tears they leave the island.
Santa, still looking in the sky, says "It's bout time I join you up there. I hope you missed me". He looks back down at Gojo.
2 weeks later. Elvis was going through Santa's things and found a tape. He called the others and they put it on a small tv connected to a vhs player. It was Santa in what looked like the camp they were in before the raid. The Boy said "Hey The Mom! Come look!". They all huddled around the couch. Santa was sitting on a chair but you couldn't see it because of his size. Santa took a deep breath.
"1749 years ago I was born"
"When I was young, I was salty and angry. I never understood why everyone was happier than me. It made me angry. I was like that for a long time. I grew up without a mother. Just me, my father and my brother. My mother died giving birth to me. My father thought it was my fault because 'she was fine when she had my brother'. He needed to take it out somehow. Maybe that's why I was the way I was. He died when I was 21. I can't bother to remember how, I won't give him that. I didn't know why I was so upset. Before he died he said he was sorry. I wish he had said it sooner or not at all. I thought that it was just like him to say something like that at the last moment. To say what I needed last second. It was just like him to not give me closure. It was just like him to want to haunt my mind. When I look back at it now, I like to think he actually was sorry. I like to think he was apologizing for not being the father I needed. For the yelling. For the bruises. I think that I was only sad because I could no longer have parents. He died before he could ever change. He never became the father I needed. He hated us. But he was all we had. I wish he knew that''
" I met her around the time my father died. As if he sent me her to make up for all he's done. You don't deserve to know the name of a woman so spectacular. She was a bit older than me and she always teased me for it." He smiled."When she smiled it felt like pieces of me were restored and her laugh healed my cuts. I got teased a lot when I was a child. But when she did it, I wanted to give her more reasons to. She would say, 'would you love me if I was a sad old woman?'. I acted stupid. She wanted kids. But I was too scared. What if something similar to my mother happened. She convinced me that everything will be okay. We tried. When we thought she was pregnant we built a bigger home and I carved wooden toys. She would tell me what her dream house would include and I built it. We got excited and it was the happiest we ever been. We were going to name her Alisa. It's a name from my wife home country.." He took a deep sigh and his smile turned to a sad look."She had a miscarriage. She was infertile. She died years later from a sickness. Though she always looked as young as when I met her. I guess she just had a very good skin care routine. Her last years were filled with grief. My brother helped me bury her. After her funeral I never saw him again. I wish I could visit him again. *deep sigh* It was lonely without her. I kept busy by making toys. I could hear her voice. I thought I was crazy at first. She told me to go to the north pole and bring the toys. Maybe I was crazy." He chuckled.
"I grabbed all the toys I made and sailed north. So many times I thought I was going to die. When I got there I was greeted by elfs. They took me in their home and were very kind. They told me they were waiting for me. Turns out they had some prophecy or something so I guess I was special. Take that dad." He chuckled again but this time it was forced. "We spent the next few years laying the foundation for the first christmas. I was in my 60's already and people didn't normally live that long back then. We pulled it off. The first Christmas was successful. I expected to die but the next year came."
"I repeated this for another 5 years and noticed I never got older. It's been 1687 years since and I look great for my age!" He chuckled louder than before. He sniffed and cleared his throat. "I'm making this video because…I'm scared. I don't know if this raid is going to be successful. I like The Boy. He reminds me of myself as a kid. But in a good way. I'm pushing 2000 but…I don't want to die. I need to protect my friends…" He pauses for about 10 seconds looking around at the floor then back at the camera. "I'll do everything I can to save everyone".
2 weeks later.
The Boy screams out towards Santa. Santa takes a deep breath and looks towards the sun. It's 8:14 already. He breathes out. His breath comes out hot. Steam rises and his skin turns red. He's ready to.. DELIVER D. PRESENTS!!
He charges towards Gojo and lands a punch to his gut. It does no damage. Chopper screams out to Santa in tears. Gojo does a flip and kicks him in his chin and backs up to shoot a
Hollow: Purple. Santa uses the last of the demon energy to grab it and rushes to Gojo and hits him with it. Doing damage to both of them. Gojo's arm is missing but he keeps calm. He ties used underwear around his arm to stop the bleeding. Santa has burn marks all over his body.
Gojo runs to put his arm through Santa's stomach. Elvis tries to jump out the boat but Ralph grabs his leg and pulls him back in. Santa catches on fire. Gojo tries to pull his arm out but Santa flexes every muscle in his core. Gojo can't move.
Santa starts beating his face. Ralph has Elvis in a head lock and is bawling his eyes out. Gojo also catches fire. Gojo rips his arm apart and tries to run but Santa grabs him and slams him to the ground. Gojo kicks him in the knee and breaks his leg. Santa falls to the ground and Gojo starts kicking holes in his body.
Gojo starts limping away to escape. Super Scott starts shedding tears and defuses into two Scotts both crying. Santa grabs Gojo by the leg. He looks down and starts kicking him in the face. And walks away again. Santa painfully gets up. He's getting hotter and hotter. He turns Gojo around and punches him in the face and then bear hugs him. Santa breaks his back. The heat coming off the island is too much for anyone. The ground beneath them melts. The water around them boils and tears evaporate.
Santa starts glowing and he looks at the sun one more time. The Boy screams in agony and tears louder than what followed. The others look at the island and they see a bright flash. The entire island was destroyed. Like a nuclear explosion. They could feel the heat all the way from their boat. They all cry. "He did it.. HE WON!!!".
Kriss wakes up in a snowy forest. He sees the wooden house he built up the hill. The cold wind pushed past his head and combed his hair. He looked behind him and saw his wife. He cries "I missed you so much.."
"I know. It's okay."
"I have to go save my friends."
"Shh…They're okay now. You've done enough. For everybody."
They pause for a moment.
"You're even more beautiful than I remember."
"You look older than I remember."
They both chuckled.
"Would you still love me if I was a sad old man?"
"I'd have to think about it"
They laugh and hold hands and slowly walk up the hill. Every tree they pass by they transition to a different age. They start as kids running up the hill. Then they're teens racing and she pushes him to the floor and runs fast. He gets up and catches up. Now they're adults tripping and getting back up. Then they're Middle aged, running out of breath. Finally they reach the door. They're both old.
"I love you Afanasiia"
"I love you Kriss"
After 1657 years, they finally grew old together. She grabs Kriss and the door knob. He can hear a child laughing. He looks at her with eyes full of excitement. She opens the door. It's so bright but it doesn't hurt his eyes but instead reflects off them. She takes the first step. "Is it as good as they say it is?" "It's Better". They step into the light together. His whole family is having a welcome home party for Kriss. Theres some people he hasn't met before. He recognizes his brother, his parents and his grandparents. He's too stunned to even speak
He hesitantly walks over and hugs his mother first. Then his grandparents. Then his brother who introduces the other people there as his family. And then…
His father.
He approaches his father with his guard up. His father hugs him. "I've missed you my son." After all these years he no longer bares any resentment. After all these years he's happy to see his family is doing just fine.
Afanasiia grabs Kriss's hand and says something. "We've been waiting for so long. I'm excited for you to finally meet her." Kriss looks in confusion.
"Alisa! Come meet your father, he's finally home!"
Kriss's eyes widen and filled with tears
And with a shakey and raspy voice, He spoke.
"Alisa..?"
SUPER SENIOR SATORU GOJO AND THE TALLEST KNIGHT V.S. EARTH….THE WINNER IS….. EARTH!!! THANK YOU KRISS KRINGLE, THE HERO OF UNIVERSE!!!
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