It was the day verosika was moving to the pride ring max woke up and told Charlie that he might be too busy to help Charlie of course didn't mind and told max to have fun but something told max this wasn't going to be fun he didn't know why but he didn't like know why he feels like this.
He got imp city and verosika texted him that she will be there soon so max decided to wait in the parking lot while he was waiting he decided to talk to Moline about this.
Max: so what do you think is gonna happen today little sis?
Moline: honestly anything from lost souls attacking us another knight or hell literally anything can happen.
Max: good point but still-
Max stopped what he was about to say because he heard loud music he look towards the location of the sound and saw a black van playing loud music and was driving like a maniac well there is no speed limits in hell so I guess it makes sense but still the van speed by him and he saw how it was about to park but verosika and Vortex driving what max is assuming to be verosika's car got to the spot first the van made a hurried stop.
After that max saw an imp getting out a megaphone and.
Blitzo: listen up you unoriginal pink cunning dump you 3 seconds to get you dick out of my parking spot-
From then on the imp and verosika were talking like they knew each other but not in a good way they stared to throw insults hard insults at one another and verosika seemingly reminded the imp now known as Blitzo that he stole her car and drove 3 ring to wrath and maxed out her credit card on horse riding lessons which honestly max wouldn't blame her for being pissed off at if peter or anyone of his crew did that to him he would make them pay and not with money.
After that blitzo was about to say something but Vortex stopped him and growled in a threatening manner after verosika walked away from Blitzo and noticed him watching the whole thing.
Verosika: you were here the whole time why didn't you say anything?
Max: no clue it was kinda entertaining to watch you and that guy argue like an old married couple.
That kinda made verosika mad but she decided to let it go.
Verosika: just come on.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
the three turned to see Blitzo walked towards them more specifically max.
Blitzo: you I have been looking for you for days and here you are working with this whore trust me when I say I will make a better boss then her.
Max verosika and Vortex just walked away from blitzo and he was mad that he was ignored by the human that will make blitzo's business more popular and rich.
Max entered the building were verosika and her group were staying for the next few days Vortex went outside to grab some drinks for verosika of course Max told tex to get him a non alcoholic drink.
Max was at the barsite looking at his hellphone and saw the massive impact the fight between him and the knight in hell a lot of people were wondering how a human can fight like that and what is the knight there were theories that the knight were embodiment of sinners before the ones here that mixed into on well thats not exactly far off but max didn't pay much attention to this his attention was on how hell reacted to the fight and some say it was epic some say it was fake. Max just wanted to make sure that hell doesn't decided to come after him like heaven currently is.
At that moment an imp came into the room and unlike blitzo he sounded like he is more easier to talk to.
Moxxie: hello miss verosika I work for imp and it's really Important that we have our parking spot and-
Coco: aw look at the little one he's got a little bow tie.
Moxxie: please don't condemned me ma'am I-
Josh: you want a kiss here little gut?
Moxxie: a kind offer but I'm married.
Verosika: why don't you send a massage from me back to your limp.....dick...boss.
Verosika and her group were gonna pounce on the imp but max decided to step in.
Max: easy verosika give the guy a little respect at least he talked like a reasonable person.
Verosika processed Max's words and she decided that he was right at least this imp actually has manners.
Verosika: fine but you better get him out here fast I don't know if I can hold my crew for long.
Max led moxxie to the exit
Moxxie: hey thanks for saving Me back there I was afraid they were gonna do stuff to me.
Max: it's okay her beef with that guy blitzo isn't mine and if you came in like an asshole I would have let them do whatever they wanted to you.
Moxxie just nervously laughed at this.
Max extended a hand for a hand shake.
Max: names max McKnight I'm pretty sure you saw me on the news.
Moxxie took his hand and shook it.
Moxxie: nice to meet you max my name is moxxie now I should probably leave before my boss does something stupid like-
At that moment the door was kicked by blitzo who looked mad but his eyes were focused on verosika.
Blitzo: you know what whores if you are not gonna give me back my parking spot then I challenge you to a fucking challenge fuck I said that twice.
Kiki: is this boy starting a demon duel?
Max: demon duel?
Moxxie said oh no while he smacked his forhead and that meant that this will go side ways
Blitzo went on how if he killed more people he will win but if verosika fucks more people than blitz can kill she will win but thinks took a turn when.
Blitzo: oh and another thing if I win the human is gonna be working with me
Max was not happy to be the center of this demon duel and he was about to say something but verosika cut him off
Verosika: oh so it's like that then okay game on bitch.
After blitzo and moxxie left the room max glared at verosika.
Max: what the fuck verosika why did you accept that bet.
Verosika: oh calm down blitzo isn't gonna win trust me we will win.
Max: and if we don't?
Verosika put a hand on Max's shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Verosika: look trust me when I say this blitzo always has shitty plans and he always starts things so trust me I'm not gonna to lose someone who in a way saved the lust ring from a crazy knight so trust me we got this.
Max calmed down but he was still mad.
Max: if we actually lose I'm going to be very mad.
Verosika and her crew got ready and went to the human world and they were at a beach with a stage already set max noticed that there who got killed by the imp group but verosika didn't seem too worried they got to there possessions Vortex and max at the bottom for bodyguard duty while the other got ready to seduce the humans max normally would stop this but this isn't his world so he didn't do anything about it.
After everyone was in position verosika started was on stage ready to perform her call.
Verosika: hello spring breakers you all are ready to get fucked up and make some bitching bad choices!!?
The crowd was in an uproar and verosika decided to give one more line before starting to sing.
Verosika: this is your final boarding calm....all aboard.
Max saw that on the screens that showed Verosika now showed words that said. Fuck you blitzo and verosika started to sing and it happened again max decided to talk to tex while he was here.
Max: so tex what do you think of this whole demon duel thing?
Vortex: honestly I kinda find it just as annoying as you man but honestly I'm not paid enough to care.
Max: really?
Vortex: well sometime she paid me nice sometimes not but I'm hanging around her because verosika and my girlfriend are good friends.
Max: oh you have a girlfriend I didn't know that.
Vortex: you never asked.
Max: Meh touche so who is the lucky girl?
Vortex: it's-
Vortex was about to say something but two creeps were running towards verosika on stage max also saw this and he decided get to work along with tex.
Max: maybe we can talk about this later.
Vortex: agreed.
Loona was walking towards Vortex she was really nervous about what to say to him she saw that Vortex and the human that the moxxie said was named max McKnight she didn't care too much but she put that aside she looked herself in a small mirror but she was interrupted by two people kissing on the floor and someone threw her a bikini she just removed it but then she that Vortex was gone she looked around and saw that Vortex along with max were dragging humans out of the crowd.
She was about to them but Josh grabbed her by the shoulders mistaking loona for human he tried to seduce her but she just punched his lights out while that was happening verosika was a little tipsy so to hype out the crowd she threw her flask but it bounced of the crowd who were busy doing there thing it landed on the water and a fish popped put and it was mutating
Back with loona she managed to approach Vortex. max who was taking a strool around the beach wasn't there but now she was more nervous.
Loona; heeey you.
Vortex: oh hey your the hound that works for verosika's freaky ex.
Loona: yeah sorry if that's wierd.
Vortex: that's cool Max actually asked me what I think of all this and like I told him her beef ain't mine and I'm not paid enough to care.
Loona: yeah yeah I'm loona by the way.
Vortex: ok I'm Vortex
Loona: that's hot....I mean because you know Vortexes are kinda you know hot-
Blitzo: am I interrupting something?
Max was taking a walk it has been a while since he went to the beach with his group and this felt nostalgic.
He then heard something about a possum he then saw it was moxxie who was put into a barrel filled with alcohol max was worried that moxxie might die from too much alcohol and he stole the barrel and hidden somewhere were they wouldn't be seen.
Max removed the lid and moxxie came out in but he was already drunk.
Moxxie: heeey max why do you have four heads that's funny.
Max: oh my God.
Millie: moxxie!!
Max saw a female imp grabbing a drunk moxxie in worry.
Moxxie: hey millie you also have four head I wanna kiss all of them.
The female now known as millia just giggles at moxxie's words she then noticed max who she recognized from the news but she was told by moxxie that he is a good guy so she didn't do anything.
Millie: what happened to mox?
Max: well apparently the drunk part of party mistook him for a possum and the put him in a barrel filled with alcohol and unfortunately I got too late and he is now drunk.
Millie: well at least he is funny like this.
Max: are you two together?
Millie: I'm his wife I'm Millie your name is max right? I actually like how you fought that knight it was pretty thrilling.
Max: your welcome?
But the introduction was interrupted by something massive in the water it was the fish that was mutated thanks to verosika's flask of course max didn't know that
Everyone started run away all except the demons and max.
Moxxie: oooh fishy.
The monster got out its tongue and caught moxxie and ate him.
Millie/max: MOXXIE!!!
Max saw a guy drinking a bottle and he had an idea he chopped the guy in the neck knocking him out max then ripped the guts shirt and put In the bottle and gave it to Millie and she took it but max still had a grip in it.
Max: just to be sure you have a lighter right?
Millie: yeah.
Max: okay good.
Max let Millie take the bottle and she got out a lighter and lit the tip of the broken shirt and threw it at the mutated fish which fell on his back max was about to got but Millie stopped him.
Millie: no if this thing killed my husband it's dying by my hands.
Max: fair enough but I'll step in if you are in trouble.
Millie: thanks.
With that Millie swam over the fish and managed to open its mouth and max saw Millie throw something and it was moxxie who was is still drunk max caught him and watched as Millie killed the monster by cutting through its neck and needless to say max was shocked at this and there is only one thing he can say.
Max: wow.
Moxxie: I love that woman.
Max: I can see why buddy.
Blitzo saw moxxie in Max's hands and he was confused on what's happening.
Blitzo:Moxxie what the hell are you doing you know if your wife sees you like this she will leave you.
Moxxie: hey you big butt head my love is for Millie not to anyone else so shut up.
Max: you really need water buddy.
Millie: is mox okay.
Max: he is still drunk but at least he is still alive.
Max put down moxxie and Millie hugged him the moment was cut short when
Verosika: blitzo.
Blitzo: oh great that must be the whores.
Verosika: that was handled rather obvious don't you think?
Millie: yeah well I don't know this belongs to any of us.
Millie revealed the flask that verosika had and threw it at her which she grabbed and passed on to milky
Millie: it would be a shame if someone found out.
Verosika: yeah well you nasty ass gremlins will get to shit for not being in disguises.
Moxxie was about to say something but max coverd his mouth from moxxie embarrassing himself in this conversation.
Blitzo: we won't say anything if you give us that parking spot.
Verosika:.....fine.
Blitzo: we fucking won.
Verosika: come on let's get out of here.
Blitzo: oh Don't forget I won so the human works for me.
Verosika: oh hell no you can take your shitty parking spot but no way in hell I'm giving max to you.
Blitzo: too bad bitch I won the demon duel and remember you were the one who got drunk on beelze juice and threw your flask into the water that what you get for being a drunken whore.
Verosika: at least I don't exploit him I can see in your eyes blitzo you want to use him to get more in benefits you business.
Blitzo: well at least I won't treat him like a sex to unlike you.
Verosika: I never did that
Blitzo: HA that's a fucking lie.
Verosika: at least I'm not an insecure gremlins.
Blitzo: oh you fucking went there huh well-
Max had and he amplify his voice with spiritual energy so that the two shut up.
Max:BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
a small sonic boom happened and some sand blew off everyone was looking at max with there hands in there ears.
Max was coughing a bit due to the backlash but he used healing energy to heal his throat.
Max: since you blitzo won't let this go how about this I will work for but only when verosika dosent have any work for me does that satisfy you?
Blitzo: works for me come m&m let's go back.
The imp group jump threw a portal leaving max and verosika's group the air was heavy and verosika felt shame for not listening to max about accepting the bet.
Verosika: let's go.
They were about walk to the alley but police were there aiming there guns at them.
Police: this the police stand down and-
But a massive pressure of killing intent came over everyone and the demon group saw it was coming from max who had a calm look but he had rage in his eyes and one by one officers fell to the ground passed out from fear.
The group were shocked at this max didn't even move and that was just his menacing pressure and they were lucky that he wasn't a psychopath that went trigger happy or else they would have died days ago.
Max: let's go.
With that one word the group snapped out of there shock and went to the alleyway to go back to hell and max and verosika are gonna have to talk.