This is Ping An White House, and I am Zhang Lingtian, the funeral anchor. "
"Our store is open 365 days a year and provides one-stop funeral services, including professional guidance, agreement negotiation, dressing, hearse pickup, farewell hall decoration, make-up and burial, farewell to the body, cremation into boxes, and burial of ashes. "
"There are also a variety of options for burial ceremonies, ranging from simple to extremely grand. If necessary, we will guide you through the entire process of selecting cemetery supplies and funerary objects, choosing an auspicious date for burial, etc."
"Welcome to call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**"
Douyin.
The handsome young man in front of the screen is browsing the videos he posted on various platforms early in the morning.
"Bah, bah, bah! I clicked it accidentally, and the bad luck goes away!"
"Amitabha, I hope that the host will be reborn in the dust, and that people in the world will be free from illness."
"How do you get this thing! Are funerals so popular these days, and they are still posted on short video platforms to boost business!"
"Handsome guy, please change your career. If you are so handsome, you can rely on your face to make a living. Why do you have to deal with things from the underworld!"
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"Little brother, as long as you are willing, I will take care of you. My phone number is 188***908**."
"Handsome guy, are you interested in the Qingma Club? You can easily earn 300,000 yuan a month and reach the peak of your life."
"Alas, same as always."
His name is Zhang Lingtian.
After rebirth, he inherited a clothing store.
Looking at the barrage and private messages, he sighed.
In this era of Internet flooding, it seems that not everyone can reap the benefits.
I originally wanted to do some business on the short video platform.
As a result, several videos were released on more than a dozen platforms. Douyin, which has the most traffic, only has 886 fans, most of whom are women.
Private messages are even more unsightly.
Say he is unlucky!
Persuading him to change his career to a good-looking anchor.
Some others are the person in charge of a certain club, saying that they can lead him to the top of his life with a monthly income of 300,000 yuan.
It is impossible to go into the sea, not even in this life.
Zhang Lingtian turned off the video with the highest number of views of 1,000.
Made a cup of tea.
By the way, the sound of fighting came up.
The days of Baishipu are indeed a bit decadent.
After experiencing Bai Dachang's dance that more than a dozen monks praised crazily.
"Old rule, fans print out photos of the deceased first!"
Zhang Lingtian came across a video host named Brother Jijiyang.
哢狠.
A photo of a deceased person appeared in the video.
"Have you had so much fun?"
Just wanted to row away.
In the end, this photo attracted him.
After all, Baishipu often deals with black and white photos, and it feels inexplicably friendly.
But the living people are actually very taboo about this thing.
Tenth second.
The camera moves, and a white balance car is parked on the eaves of a high-rise building.
"Brothers, today Brother Yang will take you to challenge the eaves on the 55th floor to drive a balance car!"
Brother Yang is full of energy.
Stepping on the balance car that was parked at the pick-out part of the 55th floor, it started driving without protection!
???"
"Brother Yang, please be safe."
"This video can only be shot at noon, something will happen sooner or later."
"Brother, let's find a job on the assembly line. If the money is gone, you can make a living, but if it's gone, you'll have nothing."
"My palms keep sweating every time I watch this kind of video. Is this a fear of heights?"
"You are trying to die on a high-rise building with a lot of people like this. If you fall down, you may die directly. People who don't respect their own lives will not take the lives of others at heart, so they will be blocked!"
The comment area exploded.
And just as he hoped, the number of fans is also soaring.
"Come on, let's experience the first-person perspective!!"
The next moment, the audience's adrenaline surged in the live broadcast room.
It makes people's hearts beat wildly across the screen.
Because Brother Yang had no safety measures, he even held a selfie stick with one hand and drove the balance car on a very dangerous overhang. He even did an acrobatic backflip, flipped the balance car back, and then drove the car away. To the wall.
Only one centimeter away from falling! !
If you are not careful, you will be in an abyss!
Hunted with blood and flesh! !
Compared with the water friends in the live broadcast room whose hearts and eyelids are beating wildly and adrenaline is soaring.
Ma Zai from Brother Yang on the rooftop looked at the data and couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear.
Since doing some acrobatics in the first-person perspective, the number of fans has increased by more than 5,000.
And it continues to skyrocket.
It is estimated that the increase will be tens of thousands today, which is their usual total in a month!
Thousands of words can be condensed into three words.
That means it's going to be popular! ! !
"Seek death."
Zhang Lingtian frowned.
He felt that this kind of thing should not be publicized while playing a balance bike on the side rail of a high-rise building with no protection, holding a selfie stick in one hand, and even doing a backflip with the selfie stick.
[Ding! Activate scanning! ]
[Scan target: ID Yang Ge. ]
[Danger signal: 28 unprotected high-altitude jumps, the probability of danger next time is 100%! ]
[Customer attributes: precise customers. ]
[System prompt: The host can pay attention. ]
As a person who often comes into contact with innocent things, he knows the value of life, so he despises this kind of death-seeking video and is about to row away.
Suddenly, several prompts popped up in front of Zhang Lingtian the next second.
"system?"
Zhang Lingtian was stunned for a moment.
I didn't expect that I would actually wake up the system.
He almost thought he would spend his whole life guarding such a useless thing.
"Hello! This is Ping An Baishi Shop. We provide the most professional body restoration and funeral one-stop services. If you make an appointment in advance, you can enjoy a 50% discount."
One follower also brought a comment.
By the way, I also took a look at the other party's homepage, with 245,000 likes and 9.8,000 followers.
Basically, the more dangerous the video, the more likes it gets.
One of them even has millions of plays.
"Brother, please change your creative direction and stop broadcasting this. Life is precious, otherwise the chance of danger will be high next time."
Think about it for a while.
Zhang Lingtian still sent a private message to the other party.
The probability of danger happening next time is 100%, so as long as you don't do it next time, won't the danger not happen?
He is not the Holy Mother.
But it is still a living life.
Remind me if you can.
"Boss, it's time for us to set off!"
Suddenly, a girl in plain clothes but with a delicate face walked in.
Although the white shop is not big, he also hired a small assistant.
After all, one person can't handle all the work in vain.
"good."
After sending the private message, Zhang Lingtian quit Douyin. After all, eating has to be done offline.
Jiangbei City, a high-rise area at 12 noon.
"Brother Yang! We have exceeded the 100,000 mark!!"
"Congratulations to Brother Yang for being promoted to an Internet celebrity with 100,000 followers!"
"Jiangbei has to be my brother Yang. At this rate, it will be a matter of time before he breaks through one million fans!"
"One million? The situation is too small, at least five million, no, tens of millions of fans, to become the number one extreme parkour player on the entire network!"
The other side.
Finished shooting the video.
Every young man cheered for joy.
The blogger's name is Qian Yang.
"Hahaha, let's go! I'll take you all to lunch!"
For a few younger brothers, Qian Yang is very useful.
I took a look at today's live broadcast income, which is 514.60 yuan, a record high for a single live broadcast in history.
It must be done steadily.
"Thank you, Brother Yang!"
Three people said in unison.
For live streaming, who doesn't bring one or two assistants?
Those who are capable should bring several with them.
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