Hearing Cook's ridicule, Sanji hummed twice impatiently without responding.
Cook was not angry either, he put his arm around his shoulders and changed the subject to persuade him:
"Okay, don't keep hanging on a tree. It's just a woman. There are many in this world.
When we return to the headquarters, I will introduce you to one."
Sanji glanced at him with complicated eyes, shook his head depressedly, and then lowered his head.
At this time, Usopp also came up and shook his head secretly to Cook to stop him.
"Don't mention it. Since arriving at the headquarters, Sanji has confessed to 11 girls, but was rejected by all of them."
"What? 11?! How long have you been in the headquarters? How come there are so many?!"
Cook exclaimed, but Usopp ignored him and started counting on his fingers.
"The first one was Miss Naya, who was new to the logistics department, but she refused on the grounds that she liked girls. "
Then he wanted to hook up with Miss Qizi from the elite camp, but she has a childhood sweetheart, and not only was he rejected, but he was also almost beaten to death by the angry Mr. Zephyr.
Later, he found Miss Mary who ran a flower shop, but she disliked her curly eyebrows and rejected him.
Others included Miss Amy from the intelligence department, Dr. Nellie from the hospital, and Ms. Meimi who ran a restaurant, etc.
No matter who it was, she could always find a reason to reject him in the end.
The only one who could talk to him and whose appearance and personality were in line with his wishes was Miss Zini, who was a shemale.
In short, his popularity with women is so bad that it cannot be described by common sense."
Listening to Usopp recounting Sanji's tragic experience one by one.
Cook was so shocked that his jaw hit the ground, and his eyes looking at Sanji were even more pity.
After a long silence, he sighed, patted Sanji on the back, and left a last word of advice
"Go find some powerful gods to pray to, only they can help you in this situation."
After saying that, he left without looking back, leaving Sanji alone and sad.
Usopp followed closely behind, encouraged Sanji and then ran away.
After the two of them left, Sanji clenched his fists tightly, slammed the guardrail unwillingly, and yelled in his heart:
'Damn it! Is my luck with women really that bad?!'
However, Sanji, who was indignant at this time, had no idea that everything that happened next would be a fatal blow to him.
"Something's happening! It's the Kuja Pirates, the captain is back!"
With the lookout's shout, the alarms on the warship rang loudly.
Everyone put down their work and lined up on the deck, ready to welcome Luffy's return.
On the Perfume Serpent, which was coming from afar, everyone on the warship was ready.
Luffy also planned to formally say goodbye to his new friends.
"Sonia, Mary, Hancock and I will leave first."
"Well, Mr Luffy, I'll leave my sister to you. I wish you a safe journey."
"Don't worry, Hancock will never be in danger with me here."
After saying goodbye to his two sisters-in-law and the Kuja Pirates,
Luffy turned to look at Hancock, who was looking at him affectionately, smiled slightly, and extended his hand.
"Let's go"
"Yeah."
Hancock replied softly, as soft as a mosquito. She was shy but did not flinch in front of everyone. She grabbed Luffy's hand.
She pressed her whole body against Luffy and held Luffy's arm tightly in her arms.
Luffy moved his arms with a smile and rubbed them. Hancock blinked her watery eyes. If there were not so many people watching, she really wanted to throw this man to the deck.
After a little teasing, Luffy did not waste time and said,"Hold tight."
Instantly, he exerted force with his feet and jumped hundreds of meters with Hancock.
Then he stepped lightly with Moonwalk and disappeared in front of everyone with a few leaps.
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Salome: Hisssss! (What about me? Take me too!)
Seeing that his master had forgotten about him, Salome anxiously slid into the sea. He desperately twisted his body to chase the warship.
As soon as the two landed on the deck, before everyone could see the situation clearly, they saluted as they had rehearsed in advance, and shouted:
"Welcome Seven Warlords of the Sea, Miss Boa Hancock!"
Everyone shouted in unison, with extraordinary momentum, and Hancock couldn't help but look sideways, secretly sighing at the strength of the marine and the power of her man.
However, these people soon revealed their flaws, and the elite force collapsed in an instant.
There was no other reason, just because these people saw the ambiguous posture of their captain and the Pirate Queen, and their eyes widened, and their eyeballs popped out of their sockets.
"Ahem~Puah~"
Sanji, who was at the bottom of the team and had a low rank, glanced at Hancock through the queue.....
But with just this one glance, his eyes were bloodshot, his heart tightened and he could no longer hold back and spit out a mouthful of blood.
Zoro and Usopp beside him were immediately startled.
Seeing Sanji falling limply, they hurried forward to support him.
Usopp:"Hey, Sanji, what's wrong with you? You didn't fall for that woman's trick again."
Zoro:"Why is it always you, and why we are not in any trouble at all?"
Without bothering to answer the two's questions, Sanji was still coughing, and blood was flowing out of his mouth while coughing.
Seeing this, both of them were startled, and Usopp was so anxious that he wanted to call a doctor immediately.
But Sanji grabbed his hand and didn't let him leave.
His mouth kept opening and closing, as if he had something to say.
Usopp lowered his head in confusion and put his ear close to his mouth.
Then Sanji's intermittent voice was heard.
"Why...Embraced...Not me...I want to...Start a harem!"
After saying that, Sanji fainted without catching his breath. Zoro was so scared that he shook himself, but Usopp stood up slowly with a calm expression, turned around and ignored him, and advised Zoro:
"Never mind, let him die."
Zoro:???
The small commotion at the back of the team did not attract everyone's attention.
Because at this time, many people's performance was no less than his.
Binz slapped himself hard, and even though his face was swollen, he still couldn't believe it. He also pulled Gavin over and slapped him twice.
Cook touched his forehead in disbelief, and after confirming again and again that he was not sick with a fever, he suddenly made up his mind. He planned to hang up Luffy's photo when he returned and worship it day and night, praying for a share of the hint of his popularity with women. The most exaggerated one in the team was Kujaku.
She looked at Hancock, who was flirting with Luffy, in disbelief. While her heart was racing, she also felt a chill.
She turned her head carefully and looked to the left and right and behind her.
As expected, Ain, Hina, and Nami were staring at her as if she was the murderer of their father.
Gulp~
It's over, I've become a clown!
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