In a dimly lit room, one would call it a gamer's room, filled with figurines of countless souls like bosses and Iconic NPC's from Artorias to Soul of Cinder, the Dark Eater Midir, and Gael! All the way to the starscourage Radhan! Anyone in this room would assume it's a worshiping ground for FromSoft's iconic game series.
And in it, there he was, Known as RadahnAndGone amongst the community! But for all the wrong reasons! People call him the evil Boss Slayer, The Miquallussy humbler, why you ask? He's the only one who has beaten the game and all of its DLC more than one hundred and fifty times, and he's obsessed with defeating Radahn using every single build possible! Hitless? Done! Level 1 only? Done! Blindfolded? Done! The man even memorized the sound of all the attacks! This means that he can dodge using mere instinct!
And now, he was preparing for his two hundredth humbling of Radhan and Miquela, this time his challenge was Prisoner without leveling up, to him this wasn't even worth the challenge! But a loser donated 200$ on Twitch for this, and he wasn't going to miss the bag! Those figurines need to be paid for!
"Get ready chat! This will be a breeze! Spam W's in chat!" spoke the legendary gamer as he entered the fogue and faced his opponents "This is for Mohg! We beat the Allegation CHAT! Mohg OUR LORD OF BLOOD!" the battle was as expected! His knowledge of this fight extended beyond normal, especially since this was his favorite fight! He get's to fight Radhan on equal ground and Beat the fuck out of Miquella for what that hoe did!
As the fight ended, he looked at his chat spamming W's and money racking up from donations, a smile curled up as he was satisfied with the result, but then! Suddenly something happened! Light shone from the screen, he knew it was Miquella's usual attack, so he was preparing to dodge….Except this attack was literally coming out of his screen!
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!" the light engulfed him as he realized that this was his end, you could say it was the Gamer's instinct! "Miquella! YOU BASTERD! COULDN'T BEAT ME IN GAME SO YOU KILL ME IRL"
[Wtf? Did his monitor explode? LMAO]
[L MONITOR!]
[Blud is lost!]
[F in the chat bois!]
And just like that, the Legendary King of Elden Ring passed away (Famous Last words: Curse… you …Miquella)
…..
Feeling like he was put through a blender and cut to pieces then reconnected, Kai woke up, his body was cold and sore…"Damn, what the fuck is this? I feel like I slept on the floor…ugh" Kai stood up as he looked around him "Is this a medieval castle or something? What's with all this cobblestone?" he looked left to see what could only be described as a dungeon, or a jail, many iron bars as far the end could see, the smell was awful, as if hundreds of man had been sharing a single location for years!
"RUN!" a voice echoed behind Kai, he turned around to see a bunch of hobos running his way, that was the only description to them, wearing ragged clothes, that were oddly similar to each other "Why are they all wearing white and black shirts and pants?"
"ROAWR"
A screeching voice of terror echoed all around him as he finally realized why the hobos were running "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" Kai didn't even bother to question or think about the giant crow looking beast chasing him, instead he was already running away
"MR BEAST THIS IS NOT FUNNY!" screamed Kai, thinking he was in some sort of challenge, of course he wasn't stupid enough to stop, cause that thing looked real, and disturbing ("I know if seen this shit before! But I'm not sure if it was a horror movie or some fucked up twitter art")
Kai noticed that some of the bars were open, and taking into consideration the thing's size, he knew it was his only chance of survival, as he quickly darted towards the nearest opened one, he jumped inside as he heard the screeching voice behind him, turning around he could see the crow trying to reach him with its claws, but ultimately failing
"On god this is next level horror shit! Am I using VR or something? It looked real!" Kai stood up and turn around to see some other hobos had managed to enter the same cell as him "Ayo What the fuck is this? Where are we?"
One of the elder looking hobos heard him as he sighed saying "another one bites the dust, he's lost his mind boys, time to give up on another youngster!"
"Kai! What the fuck man! You almost died out there! Why didn't you go to our usual hiding spot!" spoke another man, he looked like he was in his mid twenties, red spiky hair and a well toned body, Kai was a little intimidated by this, as he wasn't exactly tall and strong, but then the man walked towards him and Kai had to look down to see him ("Wait what the fuck? Is he a midget?")
"Ugh? Do I know you?" said Kai as he added "Are you like a fan or something? Can you tell me where we are?"
"Fan? Kai it's me! Rondo! We're the X Duo Man! The bandits of Rika Islands! Did you hit your head or something?" spoke Rondo, he then started to touch Kai's head as if he was checking up on him, Kai dodged this saying "Don't touch me man!"
"I'm just checking if one of the wild beasts hit you somewhere on you head! Cause you're not making sense at all" said Rondo, to which Kai had been fed up saying "What the fuck is a Wild Beast man! Where are we? Tell me now! NO MORE GAMES!"
Hearing his shouting everyone in the cell turned in his direction, looking at him with pity, to which the old man walked forward saying "Rondo, you're friend has lost it, it's only a matter of time before we join him too, Impel down Breaks a man's will"
Kai was about to go into another outburst since no one had answered him, but the words that caught his ears were two 'Impel Down' ("Impel Down? One piece? What the fuck? Why are they acting like we're in impel down or something....That beast….") thought Kai as he walked towards the exist checking around the place from the bars "This has to be a fucking nightmare! Cause I recognize this shitty place! This is truly Impel Down! Level two as well!"
Kai's despair reached fully as he thought to himself ("It has to be Miqulla's WORK!")
[Mission Accomplished!
Recognize where you are! (Success)
Rewards: Unlocking the Elden Lord System!
Failure: Death!]
Upon realizing where he was, Kai was once again shocked this time by what could be described as a User Interface, one that he was extremely familiar with, as he has seen it more than hundreds of times, but this time, instead of on a screen, it was floating at his face
"What the hell is this? Ayo? Can you see this?" said Kai as he turned to Rondo, who looked at him with a shocked face "Kai…..He's truly lost it!"
Seeing the man's shocked face, Kai sighed as he looked at the UI again
{
Name: Kai Silver (RadahnAndGone)
Race: Human
Age: 20
Class: Prisoner
Faction: None
Level: Rune Level 09
Stats:
Vigor 11
Dexterity 14
Mind 12
Intelligence 14
Endurance 11
Faith 6
Strength 11
Arcane 9
Inventory: Prisonor's Armor Set, Estoc, Glintstone staff, Rift Shield
Magic: Magic GlintBlade
Flasks: Flask of Crimson Tears 4/ Flask of Cerulean Tears 00 [Host can assign them as he wishes]
Keepsake: Fanged Imp Ashes
}
[New Mission Unlocked
Kill a Wild Beast from the Level Two Impel down Prison
Rewards: 3000 Runes/ ?
Failure: Death]
[New Mission Unlocked
Escape Impel Down within a Year
Rewards: 20000/?
Failure: Death]
"These are….My Stats from that last save….This is crazy, I've actually turned into a fucking Tarnished! I don't know if I should be excited of sad….Also perhaps I should be happy that I Wasn't transported into the lands between….Not that one piece is any better, Especially Impel FUCKING down!" thought Kai as he started to look around him, he knew this was level two, evident by the beasts all around him and the system's mission
("Well this is actually fucked! How can I escape from here within a damn year!") giving up hope Kai sat down on the floor, completely defeated, hoping this would be a nightmare that he'll wake up from soon, but as if a ray of hope showed up, someone threw a stack of newspapers in the cell they were locked in
The Prisoners all flocked to read them, there were some wanted posters of current pirates, this was what interested most the prisoners, some of them chatting about them, as one guy said "Hey Look at this! The rookie here has entered the GrandLine eh! Looky here! He's already Racked up a 30 Million Bounty!" the guy held up the picture, and there it was, Kai's last hope for escape
"Luffy!"