"You think you're funny?" the first cop says.
"Get against the wall," Hassleman says, shoving you against the bricks. He starts to search your hoodie. He pulls out your wallet, pulls the $49 you have in it out. "What's this? Where did this come from? Who gave you this money?"
"Are you really named Hassleman? Or does everyone just pass around that badge when they need to hassle people?"
"I don't have to answer your questions, officer." Staying as carefully neutral as I can here.
"That's my money from my job. Now give it back." I've had enough.
"That's from your mom's dresser."
"I was going to get some dinner after a double shift, come on, man." I'm trying to de-escalate, if I can.
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