The first segment of the evening unfolded as the school's official event. The ballroom's ambiance shifted slightly as an announcer's voice rang out, calling the attention of the guests to the podium at the front of the room. Crystal chandeliers cast a soft glow, accentuating the gilded lectern where an alumnus prepared to deliver a speech.
The emcee's voice resonated: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to welcome one of our most accomplished alumni, Dr. Gerald Thorne—a celebrated researcher and, though he refuses to admit it, a man with an unparalleled sense of humor. Dr. Thorne, the stage is yours."
A polite wave of laughter rippled through the room as Dr. Thorne—a man in his late forties with graying hair and a charming, self-deprecating smile—took the podium. He adjusted his tie and tapped the microphone, feigning confusion.
