" what the hell!!!"
Fang Pang:- (@ ×@ )
.....
At a certain distance within the forest a few distance from the northern Phoenix empire, Fang Clan territory.
" This is the fifth local gang that try to raid us but ends up dead" said a soft voice as she sighs, looking at dead bodies littered around floor Kong Xiao can't help but sigh as she shakes her then looking at the now quiet looking old man as he sits in innocently in the moving carriage sipping his tea giving a sense of illusion and one with nature
An old voice drift in like it was nothing but whisper's of nature
" If you keep looking at me like that then I will have to believe you've fallen in love with me" said the old man without looking up fully concentrated as he sip his tea while reading a book at hand.
Noticing that Kong Xiao is still staring at him he can't help but turn to her as he touches his face while praising his self " ha ,I didn't know I've gotten more handsome" nods seriously as if he just said the greatest truth of his life. Turns to Kong Xiao
"My disciple tell me how much have you fallen for me"
Kong Xiao can't help but shake her head as she twitch her lips feeling speechless and disdainful towards her master words and actions but can't be bothered by that as thats not the first time his saying such words.
* What a old pervert*
" Master why do you have to kill the whole gang except the beautiful woman"
*Cough, cough*
The old man cough weirdly
" Well master decide to be forgiven as I can't bare to harm a woman and of course your master is a gentleman who can't bare to, cough, cough especially those two lovely mountains, cough"
Kong Xiao looks at her master disdainfully " so you are saying that you can't bare to harm her cause of you're a gentleman and nothing more right?"
"Exactly,eheheh, master can't be more proud of you " nodding like a hen as he seems satisfied with his own explanation.
* So thoughtful of me*
Kong Xiao cutting off his train of thought as she ask
" So master what are you reading that made you so excited like that, do you mind letting me read as well"
Old man Tang been cut off guard cough violently as he tries to hid the book as he said with a straight and serious face
" This book is an advanced sword play technique which requires high cultivation to learn and you can't learn it now with your current stage as it might result to backlash if not careful but for now continue with your current cultivation technique " taking the posture of a well innocent and noble teacher clearly expecting some praise from his disciple Kong Xiao but only found her looking at him suspiciously .
*Cough*
" Let us move forward, the northern Phoenix empire is ahead"
(Old man Tang quietly hids his book with the title clearly written " basic pleasure point of a woman")
Successfully changing the topic the curious
Kong Xiao ask
"Master, why are we going to the Fang Clan's territory"
"Eh, my lady, rumors have it that there have been a strange phenomenon and occurrance happening recently along side with frequent beast tide"
"Oh, so how does it affect our reason for coming here?" Said Kong Xiao looking at Old man Tang who's currently playing with his beard as he takes on the posture of the Great teacher"
"Cough,of course this strange occurrence have a lot to do with why we are here, this strange occurrence might be as a result of the appearance of an ancient ruin"
Kong Xiao looks at Old man Tang strangly
" So you are saying that there's the appearance of an ancient rune here within the territory of the Fang Clan and we are here to snatch the food from the tiger's mouth within its territory right?"
"Cough, well if you see it like that, and that's why we have to be careful with our movements and actions since we are within the Fang Clan territory under the disguise of adventure, business management and cooperation e.tc as long as it helps and if possible find some precious herbs within the ancient ruins to help increase and strengthen your cultivation foundation while we explore the ancient ruins secretly discovering new and lost forgotten things such as cultivation techniques, herbs and other various treasures"
Kong Xiao nodded like a child who finally understand the unknown while she looks at Old man Tang with a suspicious look making Old man Tang look over with a questioning look : (@ ∆ @)
"Is there anything on my face?"
Kong Xiao still looking at him suspiciously with a trace of distain as she question
" Are you sure that's all you come to do and not having some thoughts or ideas regarding the young and naive beauties of the Northern Phoenix empire with those petty tricks of yours?"
Looks at Old man Tang who's currently smiling weirdly
" Cough, my dear disciple, you can't just go ahead and soil the name of your master, spare your master some face after all am still your master"
"Oh, sorry perverted old man Tang, I just hope you don't sneak out to the prostitute's welcoming room and end up beating up for been too much pervert"
"Cough"
Old man Tang cough as he rub his nose awkwardly thinking to his self if he is really that much of a pervert to which he's not as all this is nothing but a misunderstanding, thinking to his self that he's nothing but a gentleman who seek to explore and create a smooth sail for his fellow men in regards to the affairs of women. Of course he's not a pervert, just a few misunderstanding.
"Old man, we have gotten to the entrance gate of the Northern Phoenix empire" said Kong Xiao
"Oh, so why are we stopping" asked Old man Tang confused as a result of the stopping carriage.
"The guards are searching for any illegal items and as a safety measure after all the city as been on constant edge recently" Kong Xiao says as she sighs
Kong Xiao looks at her master who seem to put on a weird and awkward expression.
"Master, anything wrong, you didn't bring anything wired and suspicious right?"
Old man Tang hesitates as he speaks
" Well it's just some pants and bra"
.....
"What? Perverted old man Tang!"
"Cough, it's all a misunderstanding"
"Misunderstanding your ass! This the third time!"
"Cough", gas old man Tang murmurs to his self
" Fifth time"
"What!"
"It all for experiment after all am a honest and gentle looking man"
Guard:- @^@
(Alas, I've been caught again but I shall strive to do better and explore more for the sake of my fellow men and for the betterment of man kind) Fighting!