Chapter 1
Hello, my dear reader. If you're reading this, it's probably because you're either bored and looking for entertainment, you've been dumped by your fiancé and need something to take out your frustration on, or you're just trying to see if this novel is worth reading.
Well, good luck, because this might not be for you.
That's right—you bored human—I'm not your entertainer, so go find another story to read.
Now, straight to my story.This is the tale of me, Sam Dickson.
And yes, as my name suggests, I'm a dick. Everyone hates me, and you know what? I love it.
Anyway, the story starts one early morning.
"Yes, yes, give me more..."
"Oh yeah, put your sexy hands on me!"
"I'm your little bitch, give it to me!"
"Do you want it?" asked a young man.
"Yes, give it to me!"
"You asked for it."
Thud.
I hit my alarm clock.
"Alexis, play 'Unstoppable' by Sia," I said
.♪ I'll smile, I know what it takes to fool this town ♪
As Sam rushed to the bathroom, brushing his teeth while singing along to the lyrics, the music filled the room.
After his quick morning routine, he dashed to the kitchen to warm up a slice of leftover pizza.
♪ I'm unstoppable, I'm a Porsche with no brakes ♪
Rushing through breakfast, Sam danced his way to the dressing room, following the rhythm of the song.
After getting ready, he playfully rushed to the door that led outside.Taking a deep breath, Sam shouted,
"Alexis, stop the music."He held the door handle firmly.
"You can do it, Sam, like you practiced," he whispered to himself for motivation.
"Let's do… nothing."Opening the door with a serious face, he stepped outside and gazed at the peaceful community view.With newfound confidence, he shouted at the top of his lungs:
"GOOD MORNING, YOU FUCKING BITCH...
"Suddenly, a speeding truck slammed into him with the force of a stampede.
As I soared through the air, I saw my astonished neighbors watching in disbelief.
The girls were even screaming for me. I was starting to get shy.
I landed beside a pickup truck, 2km from my house.
Just as I was about to thank my admiring fans, a metal rod fell off the truck, rolled, and stabbed me in the chest.
And that, dear reader, is how I died.
BACKSTORY
The neighborhood gathered around my lifeless body, gawking in disbelief."Damn, it's weird how Sam died," someone muttered in the crowd.
"Should I call the ambulance?" asked another.
"Are you an idiot? What are they gonna do—bring him back to life? Call the police instead," said someone else.
"Who's the real idiot here?" a woman snapped. "You can't call the police! That'll implicate the whole community!"
"At least it's better than calling an ambulance for a dead guy.
"Suddenly, a scream cut through the argument.
"What is it?" the entire crowd turned toward the source.
A woman pointed in horror, "Sam's corpse... his dick is rising!"Laughter erupted from the men.
"Damn, we always knew that Sam was a pervert," one guy chuckled.
"He even forgot to zip his pants when he came outside," a woman in the crowd added with disgust.
"Well, at least the troublemaker's finally gone," another person said, shaking their head.
Meanwhile…
A bright trail shot across the universe, faster than the speed of light.
My soul traveled from one universe to another, finally slowing down as it approached a planet identical to Earth.
Passing through the atmosphere, the soul moved invisibly until it landed in a house in the dead of night.
It crashed onto a body lying on a couch, sending the poor body flying into the ceiling before falling back down onto the floor.
"Argh! Damn it! That fucking hurt! It's like I was hit by a pile of bricks,
" I groaned, feeling the pain of my new body.
Suddenly, a flood of memories hit me like a wave.
"I'm Sam... and... Andrea?"
We were both... wait, what?
"So I reincarnated like in the novels I read in my past life... and it's like our souls merged together?"
I couldn't help but laugh, a ridiculous sound echoing through the living room.
Grrrr.
My stomach growled, as I realized I'd used up a lot of energy. I spotted a piece of roasted chicken beside the couch and quickly dug in while watching something on TV.
Meanwhile…
"Argh, 24 hours of working as a nurse is exhausting. At least I'm being transferred to a hospital that's less stressful... but how am I going to relate to my son?" a young woman muttered as she walked down the street toward a duplex house.
She rushed to the door and opened it, only to find Andrea, her son, sitting on the couch, eating a piece of roasted chicken and... watching porn.
"Ah, Mom! Welcome back," Andrea said, smiling sheepishly.
"Huff... it's good to be home," she sighed, exhausted.
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