At this moment, Sasuke was leaning forward slightly, awkwardly trying to fasten a pink bra behind his back, his face tinged with a faint blush. Kakashi, holding matching pink panties, was making some strange, indistinguishable noises. Meanwhile, Naruto was standing in front of Sasuke, holding up a sailor uniform, comparing its size to Sasuke's body. His shoulders occasionally shook with suppressed laughter.
As Sakura pushed open the door, the entire room seemed to freeze in place.
All three men, upon seeing her, were struck with sheer panic, their eyes wide with shock. Their hands froze in mid-action, as if they had been caught in a time loop.
Sakura, staring blankly at the scene before her, felt her mind completely short-circuit.
The boy she adored... was now being dressed up in girls' clothes by none other than her teacher and Naruto...
In her mind's eye, it was as if Naruto was telling her, Sakura... your man... is looking quite lovely.
And the worst part?
Sasuke was actually wearing the pink lingerie!
Pink!
"You..."
"What are you all doing?!"
For some reason, Sakura noticed that Sasuke's face was flushed, and his expression—could it be?—looked somewhat... shy?
What the hell!!!
Naruto, I'm going to kill you!!
You swore you had no interest in Sasuke!
What on earth were you and Kakashi-sensei doing to him?!
Her initial shock and confusion quickly turned into dismay and anger.
At this point, she was absolutely convinced...
There was something seriously wrong between Naruto and Sasuke!!
And Kakashi-sensei too! How could he just stand there holding such... things!?
Sasuke, meanwhile, felt his entire body stiffen. His Sharingan activated uncontrollably as Sakura opened the door, the two tomoe spinning rapidly. As she shouted, the tomoe in his eyes morphed into three.
But at this moment, Sasuke didn't care about his newfound power.
Wearing women's clothing was already shameful enough. He had barely managed to overcome his psychological barrier to try it, and now... his teammates had seen him!
It was humiliating beyond belief!
Sasuke had no idea how he was supposed to face Sakura after this.
And to make matters worse, he replayed Kakashi and Naruto's actions from earlier in his mind...
Damn it!
They've been laughing at me the whole time!
Those two are definitely going to mock me for this later!
A surge of heat rushed to his head, blurring his vision.
I might as well destroy the world...
There's no point in any of this!
Bang!
Unable to handle the situation, Sakura quickly slammed the door shut.
She stood outside, took a deep breath, and slapped her cheeks with both hands.
"No, no! I must be under one of Kakashi-sensei's genjutsu! There's no way Sasuke would do something like that."
"Hahaha... Yeah, that's it! It must be genjutsu!"
Mumbling to herself, she sat down on the doorstep, slowly hugging her knees and burying her head.
Three seconds later, her nose twitched, and with a loud wail, she burst into tears.
"Waaaahh..."
"Why... what did I do wrong?"
"Why would Sasuke rather be with Naruto than even look at me..."
"Is it because I'm flat?"
"Waaaaahhh..."
Sakura's sobs grew louder as she recalled Naruto once telling her that she wasn't even as good as a rusty old sword.
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Inside the room...
Sasuke angrily yanked off the pink bra, his eyes narrowing as his aura suddenly shifted.
"Naruto..."
"So, this is how you awakened your Sharingan?!"
"I'm going to kill both of you!"
Teeth clenched, he grabbed his oversized sword, the Guillotine Blade, and began swinging it furiously, kicking up strong gusts of wind inside the room.
Naruto and Kakashi immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
"Wait... wait... Did you awaken the three tomoe or not?"
"Shut up!"
"Today, I swear, I'm going to kill you both!"
Sasuke's rage boiled over, and he no longer believed a word coming out of Naruto's mouth.
He finally understood.
That blonde idiot had just wanted to make a fool out of him from the start!
And that silver-haired jerk was no better!
With his Guillotine Blade crackling with lightning, Sasuke swung it fiercely toward Naruto's waist. But just as the blade was about to connect, there was no impact.
Poof!
Naruto suddenly vanished in a puff of smoke. Off to the side, Kakashi's eyes nearly bulged out of his head.
Damn it!
Using Shadow Clones... really?!
Why didn't you warn me earlier!
Fine, fine, Uzumaki Naruto, so this is how you want to play?!
"UZUMAKI NARUTO!!"
Sasuke, already infuriated, became even more enraged upon realizing that Naruto had pulled one over on him.
Bare-chested, wearing thigh-high black stockings and a short skirt, Sasuke, with his three tomoe Sharingan blazing in his eyes, pointed his sword at Kakashi, glaring icily at him.
"Wait!"
"Sasuke! This was all Naruto's idea! I had nothing to do with it!"
Kakashi's face was pale as he quickly passed the blame to Naruto, as if he were the innocent one here.
"So..."
"Why didn't you change into a skirt yourself?!"
Sasuke growled, glancing down at his own skirt in sheer horror. He could feel his brain cells dying from sheer mortification.
"I..."
"Kukuku—"
"Pfft—hahahaha! Sorry—hahaha!"
Kakashi, catching sight of Sasuke's current appearance, finally lost it, bursting into laughter.
"DIE!"
With a furious roar, the JK Sasuke charged at Kakashi, swinging the Guillotine Blade wildly. The entire room seemed to shake as the two clashed.
Meanwhile, Naruto, perched safely on a tree outside, breathed a sigh of relief.
Good thing I used a Shadow Clone and jumped out the window ahead of time...
Otherwise, he wouldn't have the heart to face Sasuke in this state.
Ah...
Kakashi-sensei, forgive me... this will be the last time, I swear.
Naruto gave one last glance at the villa, which was now half-destroyed thanks to Sasuke's rampage. Deciding he had overstayed his welcome, he opened a portal and returned home.
---
That night, lying in bed, Naruto took a moment to pray for Kakashi before sinking into the sealed space within his consciousness.
Upon entering, he was met with the sight of Kurama glaring at him, clearly displeased.
Naruto glanced at the half-eaten barbecue skewer in front of the Nine-Tails, noting that the giant fox seemed to have lost its appetite.
Kurama... is in a bad mood?
Naruto instinctively shrank back, trying to move around cautiously. But no matter where he went, Kurama's sharp gaze followed his every move.
After what felt like forever, Naruto finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Kurama!"
"What's up with you?!"
He racked his brain, trying to figure out what could've upset the giant fox. Kurama had given him three days off from training due to the mission, and Naruto had performed quite well in the battle against Zabuza.
I haven't done anything to piss him off lately, right?
The silence stretched for almost ten minutes, with Kurama staring at Naruto and Naruto deep in thought.
Finally, Kurama spoke.
"Kid..."
"That book you gave to that little Uchiha brat today..."
He paused, lifting his massive head slightly to glare down his nose at Naruto before continuing.
"I just want to know... who is this Uchiha Xiao Yan you keep talking about..."
"I have no interest in the book itself!"
Naruto was stunned.
What the hell?!
No way... Kurama too?!
His mind went blank for a second, panicking at the thought. There was already one person obsessed with novels. If Kurama, his own giant fox spirit, also became addicted...
Naruto didn't even want to imagine what would happen.
This is a disaster waiting to happen!
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