Why is it so dark? My body feels cold, static... and then—wham—a wave of pain hits me. What the hell? Why is it hurting there? I subconsciously put my hands on my crotch, pressing as hard as I can to soothe the unbearable ache. Ahhh. It feels like my entire existence is crumbling. Slowly, my eyes open, and I realize I'm lying on the floor, like an idiot. And then, reality hits me like Truck-kun just sent me to another world.
I read somewhere that there's a madman who pretends to be Truck-kun's cousin. What was his name again? Why is it so hard to remember things from my hometown? Am I losing my mind? Ahhh.. Yes! Chair-kun! That's it. Yeah, he was the bastard who used to haunt my comment sections like a fucking specter.
