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"Ah, fuck, Tsunade! Why the fuck did they have to make you so hot! It's been only a couple of seconds and I'm already cumming because of you!"
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"Granny Tsunade! I'm cumming! Take it all!" And a load of Yang Liquid was released, all finishing on a smartphone. "Fuck! Why is my life so useless... I am even jerking off someone that doesn't even exis-"
A sharp pain coming from the heart immediately stopped the boy's words. 'Fuck! What's happening now?! Is this a heart attack! Fuck no! I can't die without at least cancelling my research cronology!'
'Fuck, it's getting worse! I can't move! I won't be able to cancel my cronology! And what's worse it's that my parents will soon be here! They'll found me dead with my shaft in the air and some naked anime woman on my phone! Fuck!'
'But... why should I care... after all, I'm about... to..." the sharp pain subsidied and silence was now the absolute king of the room. He didn't even get the time to finish that he died.
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"Guys, the Clone Jutsu uses your chakra to create only an afterimage of yourselves, so they're not tangible... please remember this before trying anything dangerous..." A woman said before taking a piece of chalk and throwing it to one of her students, hitting him straight on the head and making him wake up from his little nap. 'You see... that means being tangible!'
'Ah, what?' The boy who had just been abruptly woken up thought, confused. 'Where the fuck am I? Is this a class? Is God judging me with something like a school tes-'
"Yuichi-kun, would you like to repeat what I just said, please?" The woman looked at him with a strange smile... well, that surely didn't look like a normal genuine smile...
'This woman... she's quite the milf... she's not on the level of Tsunade, but she's quite the beauty...'
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'Wait! Is God trying to test my Lust? If so, I'm completely fucked u-'
"Yuichi-kun! You can't even repeat what I was talking about! How dare you even try to aspirate at becoming the best shinobi to have ever lived when you don't even pay attention to classes?! Look at your ex-classmate Kakashi! He's already a well renown Chunin! You should follow his example and train instead of napping all of the time!" The woman finally let her anger out. She was used to see Yuichi sleep a lot during her classess, but today he had broken his record! Today she had a class of four entire hours and Yuichi had slept during ths entirety of it!
'Shinobi? Kakashi? Chunin?' The boy was stunned at her words. Why was God's test talking about Naruto? Was that because he dedicated all of his life to its fandom? From making videos on Youtube and streaming on it, from reading every manga and... even relieving all of his desires with its characters. Or had he trasmigrated into the world of Naruto?
At just the sheer possibility of it, the boy's eyes started shining of an intense light. 'If I really trasmigrated into the world of Naruto then I can really meet Tsunade and-'
"What the fuck are you getting excited for now? Are you retarded or something?" The woman once again didn't let him even think in peace and grunted.
"No, Miss. Mizuchi, I am just-" Just as the boy started to answer to her question, he immediately stopped. 'Wait... how do I know her name? I am sure that I have never ever seen her befo-'
Suddenly, a thunderous pain overtake his head. 'Fuck, what's happening now?!'
"You were?" The woman meanwhile was waiting for a response, but what she only got was the boy grabbing his head as if he was in extreme pain.
"Yuichi-kun, I'm sick and tired of you..." but the woman, thinking that it was a trick of his, didn't even bother to check on him. "You and those trick of yours! They won't work this time! You can't always fake to have pains somewhere when you don't know how to answer to a question!"
But the boy didn't respond. He was too taken by the pain to even do anything. He felt like his brain was being filled with something, with memories. Memories of a life he never lived. Memories of a life full of Chakra, kunais, shurikens and ninjas. 'So I really trasmigrated... sorry God, I'll be meeting you another time...'
'Well, if this pain stop at least,' the pain still continued as more and more memories became vivid to the boy. This body's name was Takano Yuichi. He was a boy of 8 years old and lived with only his mother, Takano Nana, and his bigger sister, Takano Emiko. He lived in the Kakashi time and was one of his classmates for briefly a couple of months at Konoha's Ninja Academy before he graduate early. He was an average talented kid, only his blue hair and icy eyes being the only things standing somewhat out.
'Finally, this pain is stopping...' Yuichi thought, finally releasing a breath of relief. 'I could have gone crazy if that continued for mor-'
"Yuichi-kun! Stop your antics right now! I swear that if I find you sleeping ever again during my classess, you'll ve expelled right away from this academy! You can say bye to becoming a Shinobi!" The Miss. Mizuchi once again started yelling at him. She was really tired of him... if it weren't for his laziness, he would have been quite of a talented guy! Not a genius, but she couldn't anyway stand such a behaviour!
"Yes, Miss. Mizuchi," Yuichi, having finally composed himself since the pain stopped, immediately tried to act like the old body owner. "I'm sorry, Miss. Mizuchi, I'll swear that it'll never happen again!"
"That better be the truth!"
"Yes, Miss... I won't ever dare to lie at you! Yuichi continued, this time even bowing his head to her. "I swear that I'll work with all of my energies to attain my goals and not let you dow-"
[Welcome to the world of Naruto, host!]
Yuichi suddenly stopped in his tracks at the sight of a transparent, pink, virtual window appearing in front of his eyes, which immediately began to shone brighter than ever. 'I have a fucking system... I... Have... A... Fucking... System! Yeah, my fucking dream has been granted! Now, what's left is saying Status Wind-'
"Yuichi-kun!" This time, the teacher couldn't stand him any longer. Just when he seemed to be apologizing, he stopped and his eyes started shining like a retard! How many problems did this kid have? "I swear... may I not be named Mizuchi Rie if I don't expell you by the end of this year!"
"Sorry, teacher!"
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