"Captain, this is so embarrassing! Why did you have to threaten a regular human being?"
"He said I wasn't sexy at all! Aren't my legs long? Isn't my chest big enough? I even transferred half a pound of fat from my butt to my chest! That's why my butt is a bit saggy!"
"That's not the point! Captain! We're supposed to declare war on this newly formed organization, D5, not on a minor captain like Zhou Zhengde! If they want to show weakness later and strip Zhou Zhengde down to his underwear and send him to you, are you just going to forgive them?"
"Hmm... that might not be too bad, he's quite handsome, isn't he? Just don't know about his stamina."
"Uh, our microphone is still on... they've taken control of it! Dammit! Captain! Stop talking, Captain! Everyone shut up! Quickly pull the plug on this thing!"
A squeaky noise spread throughout the military court.
