By the time he arrived at the entrance of Bai Xue Cosmetics Company, it was already half past ten in the morning, with only an hour and a half left before noon when the workday ended.
Finding a spot where no one was around, Zhang Xiaohao stored the remaining tea eggs into his Shennong Ring. Dressed in a Versace black suit, he strode confidently towards the reception desk.
"Hello, sir, may I help you with anything?" As soon as Zhang Xiaohao approached, seeing his handsome face and his suave appearance, especially that mischievous smile, he was extremely captivating. The receptionist blushed as she spoke.
"Hello! I heard that you are hiring, so I wanted to ask, what positions are available at your company?" Zhang Xiaohao said.
His gaze lingered intently on the receptionist's chest. Though it wasn't as exaggerated as Cheng Tianxue's or Zhang Jing's, it wasn't small either! Framed by her black uniform, it appeared quite impressive.
Upon seeing Zhang Xiaohao's fervent gaze, the receptionist felt displeased, yet she didn't blame him. On the contrary, there was even a tiny bit of anticipation in her heart, hoping that some sparks might fly.
After all, Zhang Xiaohao was wearing a branded suit, looked extremely handsome, and carried a unique aura about him. One glance and she knew he wasn't an ordinary person.
If Zhang Xiaohao had been wearing a street vendor's knockoffs, with a tank top revealing his shoulders, a pair of oversized shorts, and flip-flops, and if he then tried that aggressive look, the receptionist would've surely taught him a lesson in the blink of an eye!
To work at the reception of a big company, one must possess the following two qualities.
First, one must be beautiful to attract people! Second, one must be eloquent! Otherwise, even if you attract the customers, without good eloquence, how will you keep them?
As for academic qualifications? With twenty yuan, those small ads plastered on the utility poles will sort you out in no time! Even if you want a diploma from Tsinghua or Peking University, it's not impossible!
"Sir, are you trying to find out which department has the most beauties?" the receptionist asked with a flushed face.
"Uh!" Zhang Xiaohao was somewhat speechless. Do I really look like that kind of lecherous person?
Then, Zhang Xiaohao seriously said, "Could you be a little more specific?"
"Well, I mustn't boast too much, but when it comes to beauties, our Bai Xue Company has no shortage, even if we don't compare to the largest companies in Southern Province! But if you're asking which department has the most beauties, it's naturally the Public Relations Department! From the PR manager to the ordinary staff, all are beauties! Recently, our PR manager suddenly got a strange illness and couldn't recover. She had no choice but to quit, and right now, under the direction of Mr. Cheng and Mr. Su, we're looking to hire a new PR manager," the receptionist patiently explained.
"What a coincidence! Could this be fate, that the position of PR manager was prepared just for me?" Zhang Xiaohao thought proudly to himself.
He waved to the receptionist and then headed towards the interview hall.
"Wow! Why are there so many people? Are all these folks here for the interview? Does it have to be this intense?" Seeing the long line stretching from the entrance to the hall, Zhang Xiaohao exclaimed in surprise.
With only an hour and a half left before closing time, there were so many people that even waiting until the end of the workday might not guarantee his turn.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaohao smirked and strolled towards the front of the queue.
"Dude, you're not looking too good! Kidney troubles?" Zhang Xiaohao stopped next to a young man and commented.
When Zhang Xiaohao spoke like that, the people around looked at the young man with strange eyes.
Furious, the young man retorted, "You're the one with kidney deficiency! Let me tell you, I'm fiercely potent! They call me 'Seven Rounds a Night'! Each time lasts over an hour."
"Brother, I see that we're fated, so I specially came over to lend you a hand! I want to cure your kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation! Of course, if you don't appreciate it, just pretend I didn't say anything, and I'll leave right away," Zhang Xiaohao said, shaking his head with an air of mystery.
The young man didn't immediately explode but gave Zhang Xiaohao a suspicious glance. Seeing that Zhang Xiaohao was well-dressed, looking the part, and even wearing a Versace brand suit that cost at least hundreds of thousands, he didn't seem like a fraud.
After a moment of thought, the young man asked, "Can you really cure it?"
"Just now, I observed your complexion, your eyes were dim, the Bai Hui acupoint was protruding, and your face had a pallor of weakness. It seems to me you must masturbate frequently! And quite severely at that! Almost every day, and even if you manage to hold off sometimes, it's never more than three days! Am I right?" Zhang Xiaohao said.
As a Divine Doctor who had reached the third level in the realm of medicine, the four key principles of traditional Chinese medicine—inspection, listening and smelling, inquiring, and pulse-taking—had been ingrained into his marrow, as natural as eating, and had become an instinct of his body.
No matter whether you were sick or not, just a single glance was enough to spot the problem! If he took your pulse with his hand, sorry! You must be a great beauty, and Zhang Xiaohao is deliberately taking advantage of you! Otherwise, he's just showing off, preparing to sharpen his butchering knife a bit more to decisively make a clean cut.
If Zhang Xiaohao were to use all four of the key diagnostic methods of traditional Chinese medicine one by one, then congratulations, you've hit the jackpot! Bigger than winning ten million in the lottery!
If Zhang Xiaohao doesn't fleece you till you're broke, it wouldn't do justice to his splendid performance.
Thump!
The young man fell to his knees on the floor, clutching Zhang Xiaohao's legs and begging, "Big brother, please help me! I didn't know better when I was young and developed this odd habit! Now I want to change, but I can't no matter how hard I try! Every time I have a girlfriend, I can't last longer than a minute, after months of hard work to win her over, we break up at dawn! I'm truly fed up! Big brother, please, you must cure my kidney weakness and premature ejaculation!"
"I see that we have a connection, and so I came specifically to help you get out of this predicament! Come, listen closely," he said.
With that, Zhang Xiaohao whispered something into his ear that only the two of them could hear.
"Big brother, thank you! I'm really so grateful, if you can indeed cure this illness, I will never forget your great kindness and virtue!" said the young man, giving up his spot to Zhang Xiaohao.
Seeing the people behind, each one looking unconvinced at this side, the young man lifted his shirt from his chest, revealing a tattoo of a black scorpion, and said menacingly, "Who the hell isn't convinced? Feel free to stand up! I'll have a good 'chat' with him!"
The people behind were so scared by his threat that they withdrew their heads, not wanting to invite trouble.
"Big brother, I'm off, we'll meet again next time!" the young man said gratefully and excitedly, then scampered off towards the outside.
"A man with skills is always highly valued wherever he goes!" Zhang Xiaohao said with a smug smile.
"Next!" Suddenly, a crisp and pleasant voice came from the room, and even from a distance, Zhang Xiaohao could smell a natural fragrance.
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