Ah, ah, ah, I really want to slap this Lu Shaodan and send her flying!!!
Ahqing stood by, her anger skyrocketing exponentially, while Lu Shaodan remained oblivious. Zhang Haiqiang's hands trembled more and more as he wrote, his whole being nearly buried in dust!
Fortunately, there were only thirty-two characters, so no matter how slowly he wrote, he finished at last. Zhang Haiqiang took a deep breath, finally feeling alive again.
Ahqing fluttered the piece of paper in her hand, looking at the scrawl that seemed like a dog's scribbles, "Heaven and earth as witness, Matchmaker sees true; Today I admit fault, issuing wife our divorce; To dissolve grievances and untie knots, let there be no more hatred; Parting ways should widen our lives, each finding joy independently. Tsk, tsk, what 'dissolve grievances and untie knots, let there be no more hatred'... I really didn't want to add that line... Whatever, whatever, let's just get on with it, come on!"