"Sheesh, It's Been A Long Time Since They've Done An Assembly Announcement, I Mean Last One We Had Was Three Months Ago" I Explained To Charlie With A Confused Tone. "Yeah Maybe Cuz Of That One Incident" Charlie Chuckled, My Brain For Some Reason Having No Recollection Of This Event.
"Incident?" I Asked With Interest, "Oh You Don't Remember The Time Were We Snuck Into The Light Controls Of The Hall?" Charlie Nodded, "Well I Sorta Semi-Fucked Up The The Lights By Turning Them All The Way To Max Brightness" He Added With A Meek Laugh. "Oh So That's Why They Suddenly Exploded" I Sighed, It Was Hard To Keep Track Of All His Antics To Be Honest.
Then Mr Nicholas Appeared From The Doors In His Usual Grey Suit And Folded Parasol. "Ya Think He Could Be Some Secret Agent Or Something? I Mean He's Always Wearing That Fit So..." Charlie Whispered Into My Ear As I Sighed, I Mean He Could Be Right.
"Don't Jinx It Charlie, I Mean We Fought Some Magical Girls Which Turned Out To Be Psychos This Week, So Maybe Let's Not Suggest Outlandish Stuff" I Sighed Rubbing My Forehead, Being A Harem Protagonist Is Hard Although I Shoulda Learnt That Already. "True, Imagine He Worked As A Vatican Agent!" The Latter Chuckled As I Focused On Mr Nicholas's Movements.
"Welcome Students, It's Been A Long Long Time Since We Had An Assembly However This Is A Crucial Announcement, Next Week Will Officially Be The Obon Festival!" He Clasped His Hands With Excitement. "Obon Festival? Where You Get To Dance Around A Bonfire With Your True Love?!" Charlie Yelled With Shock Like A Child Seeing A Candy.
"Of Course That Cliché Shit Is Going To Happen In My Life, Then Again It's Gonna Be Hard To Pick One Girl To Dance With" I Mumbled To Myself. "That's True Matthew, You Don't Want A School Day-" I Quickly Placed My Hand Over His Mouth, As I Deeply Sighed. "Yeah Dude, Y'know We Can't Say That" I Facepalmed As He Looked Confused.
"Copyright Reasons Dumbass, What Next You Gonna Say, Bros Gonna Have A Nice Boat Moment?" I Explained As Charlie Nodded, "Ah True That" He Replied With An Understanding Tone. "I'd Personally Pick Kurumi Though" Charlie Suggested With A Firm Nod.
"And Why Is That?" I Asked With A Mock Smile. "Well After She Dances With You She Can Give You A Blowjob Behind The School Grounds" He Answered With A Serious Tone Which Made His Answer Even Stupider.
"I Meant Who Could Be A Good Dance Partner Not A Sex Partner!" I Retorted With Mild Annoyance. "Ah You're Right" Charlie Nodded With An Apologetic Gesture.
"So Students Pick Your Dance Partners And We'll See You On The Thirteenth, Next Week" Nicholas Added Before Dismissing The Assembly Row By Row In Professional Fashion.
"So Who You Picking Matthew?" Charlie Chirped In My Area As I Rubbed My Head In Deep Thought. "Dude, Everytime You Keep Repeating The Same Question It's Hard To Answer" I Retorted In Annoyance. Truthfully However The Choice Was Difficult To Make.
I Mean One Is A Sweet Demon Girl And The Other Is Passionate Succubus. I'm Just Glad Luci Didn't Find Out About This Cuz It'd Make This Situation Even More Hard. We Then Coincidentally Bumped Into Kana And Kurumi, Oh Great...
"Ah, Hello Girls" I Gulped As They Both Instantly Shoved There Faces In Front Of Me With Pouts. "Who Are You Picking!?" They Exclaimed In Unison Like Two Rowdy Girls Fighting Over An Expensive Designer Handbag.
"Uh... Well You See Hehe... Uh Ummm" I Stuttered As I Put A Finger On My Chin In Deep Thought. As They Both Seemed Tense Looking At Me With Hopeful Eyes. "Well... Uh It's A Work In Progress Gotta Y'know Make My Decision Over A Certain Period Of Days" I Explained With A Nervous Grin.
"Oh That Makes Sense" Kana Chuckled As Kurumi Agreed With A Nod. "Yeah He's Our Master So He Has To Take His Time" Kurumi Nodded Along With Kana, It Was Odd To See Them Both Agreeing On Something Yet Again.
But Making The Choice In General Was Gonna Be A Scale Of A Task. I Just Hope Nothing Goes Wrong At The Obon Festival Like Usual. Especially My Old Pal Thadrick Showing Up Or Something.