"Max, what do you think is wrong with Fulham?"
"Nothing Charles, like I told you before, there's a Samuel Moses-sized hole in their starting XI, that is the only thing that is wrong with them".
"I mean, come on, do you really think West Ham would have been able to pass Fulham ragged the way they did today if Sam was on the pitch?"
"Let's just forget about his offensive capabilities for a moment. Just do a switch and let's analyze his work rate on the pitch".
"There's a statistic that's going around recently in a premier league twitter page. This season, no attack has gone through Sam's area of the pitch and resulted in a goal".
"Do you know what that means?"
"Sam is so good in locking his area of the pitch that the opponents are never successful in creating any meaningful attack from there".
"That reliable figure, Fulham missed it today".
