After meeting Ai Hua, I was about to return from the hotel to the inner garden to see my little bitch, but before I could go back, I bumped into Laxi. The word "bump" really hit. This idiot was running up and down the corridor and was bumped into by her hard at the corner. With a "pop" sound, she actually hit my little brother. ． ． It hurts so much. ． ．
"Ah..."
"Wow..."
"Pull...pull...Hi...Hi...you...you...so poisonous..."
"It hurts...it hurts." ．．"
The lower body was slightly numb after being hit by Laxi. I covered my brother and jumped twice before I could barely breathe. After all, this guy is also a dragon. Fortunately, she doesn't know how to use the power of dragons, otherwise even the evil book bodyguard may be "collapsed" by her!
It's strange. Could it be that the passing sun is unfavorable? ． ．
Hey, when did this place start to become a "cunning alchemist"? ?
"Are you rushing to reincarnate... My happiness in life will be ruined in your hands, idiot!"
"Yes... I'm sorry, Zhu Lun, but... there is a passenger ship looking for you outside... It's a girl! "
Girl?"
Could it be that a beautiful girl came down from nowhere and fucked me? It seems like today's luck is not bad.
"Ahem...Rashi, please lead the way."
"Yes, Boilin!"
Rashi took me to the small garden outside the guesthouse, where there was indeed a girl waiting for me. But the idiot Lashi told half of the story. This girl was actually a young girl of about eleven or twelve years old. She had red lips, bright teeth, snow-white hair and black eyes, and pretty features. She was wearing a small black dress with a handful hanging on her back. A funny little sickle, but holding a rag doll in its hand.
If I didn't have Alzheimer's disease, this girl should be one of the old man's lolita, named Zara. As for her hand, she was holding a rather disgusting doll. It was obviously a cursed "old man lying on the ground" doll. I squatted in front of Shaluo with a smile, patted her on the head and asked with a smile: "Oh, my sister seems to be called Shaluo. Do you have anything to do with my brother?"
"Brother... please save dad... dad." ．Woo ．Woo ．Woo ．
Seeing this cute little girl crying, I quickly picked her up and coaxed her: "Hey, little Shaluo, don't cry. Your father's name is the dying old man. He is dying three hundred and sixty-five days a year." "You don't have to cry for him."
"Woo...Woo...Woo...Don't...Zara please brother...Woo...At most...Zaro gives this...baby. " Brother... Wuwu..." Sa Luo reluctantly handed me the doll in her hand, but how dare I ask for it. I can tell at a glance that this doll must have been cursed. Aren't I afraid that I will have nightmares and be like a ghost every night?
"No need... Be good, don't cry... Oops... Really, Rashi, go to the kitchen and get the ice cream!"
"Yes, Boilin... Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream..."
What did the old man say? As a sidekick, I sent a baby girl here to cry in mourning. I held Lelo and rocked her and coaxed her. When Laxi brought ice cream, she stopped crying and ate the ice cream.
After making some excuses, like an unmarried father, I took Shaluo's little hand and went to the loli cabin next to the public toilet. There were several other little lolita waiting in the room.
"Where is your dying dad? Where did he die?"
"Dad is on the second floor... Big brother, hurry up and save him!"
Climbing up the stairs to the second floor, I finally found the dog in this chaotic kennel. There was a sign that said "boys not allowed in". I kicked open the door and immediately discovered that the wallpaper in this room was full of naughty photos of little girls. I didn't need to think too much to know that this was the old man's room.
There was a human-shaped object lying on a bed in the room, and the head was covered with black quilt. ． ． ． ． ．
"Hey, old man, are you dead? I have a familiarity store."
There was a shrill cry, and the object under the black quilt transformed into a corpse. The old man who I was originally lucky to have died is still alive and pulling. He opened the quilt and showed a sad face, and screamed bitterly: "Brother... help... Wu..."
"Help? What is so serious? Hualiu? Syphilis? Isn't it AIDS?"
"No. . . . . Oh, brother
, come here. . For a long while, I looked at him blankly with questioning eyes, and he nodded quietly, indicating that he was not joking.
"Hey... Hahahahaha... Hahahahaha... Hahahaha... No way... Hahahahaha..."
"Don't laugh! You saved me. Laugh! "
"Hahahaha... You can count it... Hahahaha... It's a classic... Hahahaha... You actually play Yang Yang... Hahahahahahaha... I'm so impressed... Haha..."
"You're still laughing! Come on and save me!"
"Hahahaha... You deserve it... Haha... Who told you to pirate the "Evil Book"... Hahaha... "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"That's enough...hurry up and save me!"
"Hahahahahahahaha !" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
"
He's a businessman..."
The dying old man finally raised his eyebrows. His face turned pale and his pale lips trembled as he said, "You...you...you want to rob me!!"
"Hehe... Don't be so harsh. I just want to talk to you. Hey, it's hard. I want your Siqian
. You have been following me since childhood, you are my heart and soul, I can give you my life!"
"I'm sorry, I just remembered that there is something else at home..."
"Brother, you are so discerning! Siqian is a good person, she is beautiful, and she has a good figure. , I have excellent bed skills, and I am the kind of female dog slave you like. "
Wow, my dear, I can't think of any easy words for this old man!
"Oh, isn't Siqian your pet peeve?"
"Hahaha... I'm still a pet peeve. After all, my little brother is more important. But brother, you won't come to me with nothing and ask for Siqian."
"Hehehehe." ．．．You are so old that you can be so lucid even when you are in a shrinking state. In fact, when I was in the imperial capital, I bought two virgin loli dogs and even changed their names to 'Ai'er' and 'Ai'er'
.
"
Yada ?"
"Wow, you are more impatient than me, but wipe your saliva first... By the way, there is no proof for what you say..."
"Well, take this..."
("Siqian Slave Affidavit" is obtained!)
I smiled lewdly and put Siqian's slave contract into my pocket. This young master, the most talented woman in the world, could not have imagined that it would be so easy for me to accept it. Fortunately, the old man played with Yang Yang, hahaha. ． ． ． ． ． Old man, old man, you might as well shrink your yang a few more times. ． ． Ha ha ha ha. ． ．
"Hey, what did you just say?"
"Oh, no, I didn't say anything..."
"Siqian gave it to you too, why don't you save me... I've been fasting for a week..." "
It's good to eat fast. It can be used as a cleansing of the stomach... Okay, don't look at me like this. In the name of Yafandi, I ordered that the Evil Moon Book be temporarily transferred to the dying old man."
The old man stretched out his hand, and on the back of his hand There was a thick meat ball, which must be the failed evil book. The power of the original and genuine evil book has been poured into the old man, and the original rotten flesh has recovered again. I believe his little brother should be fine too.
ha. ． ． I really want to laugh. ． ．
The old man had already pulled up his trousers regardless of his manners and manners. He burst into tears and shouted like a ghost: "Come back, come back, my little brother is finally back! I miss you so much..." "
Hehehehe." . . . Oh, I'm wrong, I've just finished saving the chicken, and I'm going back."
Just as I turned around to leave, something strange happened, and a cold air came from behind. When I came to my senses, there was a bright pork knife on my neck.
"Hey, old man, I just saved you, and you turned around and put a knife to my neck?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, now for robbery, do you want evil books or a dog's life?"
"I thought you wanted something, I keep the evil book in the safe at home. It's useless for you to be a melon, and think about your little loli..."
"Even if there is no true evil book, as long as you I should be able to make a replica of it. I don't ask too much, as long as I have a magic gun and tentacles."
"With my master's ability, of course I can make a replica, but you also know the complexity of the evil book. There are not one or two. "I can't even think of doing it in a hundred years."
"One... one, two hundred years? My little loli has turned into an old woman!" There was a loud noise, and the old man fainted on the ground, his eyes turned white, and his mouth turned white. It seemed that Dying again. A group of girls ran in, probably thinking that the old man was dead, and they all surrounded him and shouted at each other.
"Don't worry, he won't die, just give him some virgin urine..."
The stiff old man suddenly got up and said angrily: "Hey, you are so stupid, kid!"
"Look, isn't he alive and kicking? ?" These lolita hugged the old man while crying and laughing, and the old man couldn't help but settle accounts with me.
"Ah, by the way, old man, have you heard of the 'Mirror of Naraku'?"
The dying old man's expression changed drastically and he said, "What? 'Mirror of Naraku'? That is a taboo mascot, you must not touch it!"
"Ah, from the look on your face, it seems to be a pretty powerful thing."
"Believe me, you can't afford this mirror. Burry it underground quickly. Will the whole city... No... ．The whole Wurost is going to suffer. ．I'm serious
. The treasure snatched from Toliron seems to contain a great secret, so you must study it carefully when you have time.
On the way back to the official residence from the old man's house, all kinds of shops were working hard, and the people were also working peacefully. Fortunately, I was in disguise, otherwise if the people in the city saw the city lord who they admired, they wouldn't know what big trouble would have happened. Especially the young ladies, if they come and offer themselves up, it would be unkind for me not to accept them. ． ． Hahaha. ． ．
After careful inquiry, it turned out that news of the rebellion outside the north had reached Febenli City. Although everyone treats it as a casual topic after dinner, it can be imagined that the people in Didong and Dizhong areas are still living in fear, especially Didong, which has been hit by floods.
It's time to give Willy Six a favor.
When I returned to the official residence, it was almost dusk. When I passed the book tower in the back garden, I suddenly felt itchy. At this time, Ibesha was probably cleaning the book tower, and my feet unconsciously ran in to find her. There was a secret forbidden book room under the book tower, and I often walked Xiaosha there for fun.
Unfortunately, when I walked into the book tower, my dream came to nothing. In addition to Ibesha, Rashi, Masao and the pair of orc sisters are also here. The four girls were all sitting outside the small balcony, listening intently to Ibesha's story.
Perhaps because of her keen sense of smell, it was the orc sister who discovered me first. After Ibesha saw me, her loyalty flared up again. She wanted to come over and kneel down to me, but I stopped her: "No need to bow, you." "What story are we listening to?"
Rashi reacted the fastest, played the ball and shouted: "Zilun, this is a great story, great, great!"
Ibesha blushed in embarrassment, lowered his head and said shyly: "This is a best-selling novel by the famous writer "Yu Ru"... But... But..."
When I walked past Ibesha, even though I couldn't take her to walk the dog, I still touched her butt. He shook his head and said with a smile: "Hehehe... It doesn't matter, Master, Xiaosha, please continue."
"Yes! Yes, Master!"
I sat next to Laxi, and the other girls ignored me. Everyone only paid attention to the story Ibesha told. ． ． But. ． ．
"The power of Emperor Hades is astonishing. With one simple blow, more than 10 million people on the earth were killed. Kaihua was heartbroken and looked up to the sky and shouted: "How angry!" He pulled out the divine sword, and the wind of the emperor shook the world. Emperor Ming was shocked and said, "It's just a joke!"
After Emperor Ming finished speaking, all the ten million people who had just died jumped up, and Kaihua laughed and said, "I'm convinced, hahaha!" , all the dead were resurrected, the bad guys became good guys, they danced around the fire hand in hand, the comrades became wives again, and they rushed out of the universe to explore the secrets with Kaihua! "End of the story
! !
This is what it is. ． ． What novel is it?
Before I could understand it, Rashi had already folded his hands and said with tears in his eyes: "It's great... It's so wonderful... It's so touching... From today on, I will be a fool for the rest of my life." "Mysterious!
" !