A figure was perched atop one of buildings in Hell, while hearing the screams of the sinners in battle or being killed by one another from the pride ring but with his appearance would suggest that he was an inhabitant of hell with his menacing fiery red eyes, his wide unnerving grin with razor sharp pointed teeth, a pale almost ghastly skin with a toned well defined body.
Hell is an unforgiving place towards the meek and spits on kindness as a weakness. A rule of this realm is that the strong, the elite, and those with the most money have the most power over their fellow sinner demons. Such a debauched realm with the worst of the worst from serial killers to rapists who felt little to no remorse for their actions.
Heaven wasn't much better with it practically becoming a gated community, sure it was certainly nicer with good people up there but the oldest beings in angels making it so that their paranoia about an Hell uprising or Lucifer coming back with an army. The elders of heavens always bickering with one another on what was true, allowing hatred towards all demons to fester especially heaven's secret extermination army, The Exorcists if he remembers correctly, it was created by High Seraphim Sera due to said paranoia and letting Adam going down there with an army and killing as many demons as possible.
He wonders where The God of this universe went? Perhaps he lost faith in his own creations and left or ascended to a higher plane where none of his children could reach? Whatever the reason was for this universe's God absence it allowed him to smuggle two souls from another universe without any interference. The figure cracked his neck before pulling out two containers with his long earlobes and dropping them from the building.
The noise of both containers was drowned out by the screaming of demons doing battle and their curses and none were able to see as both souls went their separate ways.
It seems that his job here was done and all he had to do was wait to see what impact they would have on this version of Hell. Perhaps he should send souls in different universes more often, it would certainly stave off his boredom in the future, would he get in trouble with his peers, probably but that's future him's problems. He teleported back to his realm and conjured popcorn outta thin out air and a remote in his hand as he sat down on his couch, eager to see the soul's reactions to their new life.
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The doctors did their best to treat Vox but with him being a fucking TV demon they had no idea what they were doing but they concluded that he was well and that he just fainted but his screams gave them pause and so they went towards drastic measures...
Turning the power button on and off until his screen face came on and he screamed again.
"Holy shit my head hurts!" he screamed while clutching his head to try and soothe the pain but something felt wrong since his head felt flat? He looked at his hands and they looked mechanical in nature and he looked towards his suit and he started to scream but no sound came out since the doctor put his volume all the way down.
"Im sorry sir I had to keep you from screaming since their are other patients here that need to be treated" He shifted his head towards what he assumed to be a doctor but when he looked he didn't see a human doctor, it was an anthropomorphic dog at first he thought it was a furry but when he saw that the eyes blinked that's when he freaked out.
But again he was muted so nothing came out and the doctor spoke "you've just had your screen replaced since that nasty breakup with Valentino again" he would have said more but best not push more buttons on an Overlord then he already has and was best to leave him.
"Look Velvette should be arriving soon to pick you up, just please don't bother the other patients" Last time Valentino had "broke up" with Vox he fried most of his patients to a crisp and it wasn't good for business if the patients kept dying.
He left leaving Vox or rather the shocked soul within him to his thoughts. He looked around until he came face to face with a mirror and was able to see that he was most definitely Vox with his flat-screen TV head while being tall and slim.
He breath deeply before trying to pinch himself to prove that it was a dream, it hurt and it wasn't helpful to freak-out now since he was muted and confirmed that this wasn't a dream and was infact his new reality.
Before he could do anything drastic the door open to reveal a slim and petite demon with cedar-brown skin and long curly hair kept into pigtails with bangs by black hair ties. She is wearing a set of skull earrings, and a sleeveless dark navy-blue coat with burgundy lining and two desire hearts on the left side of her fur collar and her pants are colored in navy-blue and desire-red in a striped pattern, held by a dark navy belt with a white heart-shaped buckle.
But her curvaceous figure was undeniably what caught his attention, especially her voluptuous posterior. Her hips flared out forming a wide, hourglass shape that accentuated her already ample derrière. Her ass was truly massive, a behemoth of a booty that filled out her pants nicely. Imagine two basketballs conjoined at the seam.
"Let's go before Valentino gets more bitchy" She said with little concern since she knew that they would get back together eventually. She knew not to upset either of them in their "break up" phase since it would give her such a migraine. Velvette led Vox out of the room to their limo, while Vox was watching her hips sway hypnotically, causing her enormous rump to jiggle and bounce with every step.
While Vox was confused and freaking out on the inside and had many questions pertaining to his situation but a lustful thought shot through his mind like an arrow. If Velvette was an indicator of how women looked like in hell, did that mean that other women from the show had curvaceous bodies like her. Like did Vaggie or Charlie have a shapely figure like Velvette and did Niffty have a cuvry short-stack body?
His eyes followed Velvette's swaying hips calling out to him like a sirens song as they walked to the limo. He was ginning about the possibilitys until he remembered that he or Vox? was in a relationship with Valentino. He needed to figure out how to break up with him since no offense to him but he wasn't bi and was only into girls with big rears, like Velvette.
But firstly before anything he needed to figure out how to unmute himself.
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(Sir Pentious Airship/Home?)
It's been a week since the eggbois noticed a change within their boss, first it started with him screaming and freaking out, a lot so much so he passed out. Eventually he calmed down and kept to himself in his room and letting them watch videos on his massive computer but it was weird since they thought he didn't like modern technology but lately he's been a lot more kinder to them.
Anyways its been a while since they've seen there boss and were wondering if he was going to fight that mean bomb lady anytime soon.
"Eggboisssss" His voice boomed from the kitchen "Who wants cookiesss?" he asked them in a cherry tone.
"I do"
"Me too"
The eggbois scrambled to the kitchen to get some cookies-
CRACK!!!
BOOM!!!
"Oi Fuckface time for your 4 o'clock beati- What the hell is this!?"
Glass shattered and the eggbois were cheering coming from the main control room of the airship and Pentious being 98% as too who just barged in and broke his damn widow, which in hindsight he should've have reinforced or something
He felt relieved and annoyed since his eggbois were safe and his trap worked exactly as it was supposed to, annoyed since his window was broken and could feel the cold air outside and and didn't feel good on his scales. He slithered his way towards his uninvited guest who was cursing him out quite venomously, so much so he might need to take a shower later due to the profanity she was spewing.
Pentious was greeted by a white-skinned cyclops-like demon with freckle-like spots on her skin and long, strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum blonde accents, kept in a high half-ponytail, C-cup breasts bordering on D cup, a toned body, a large thick rump, her name is Cherri Bomb and she was currently trapped by robotic arms that kept her limbs restrained.
"Hello there miss bomb, how are you doing today?" Pentious said a smug tone and Cherri still tried to get herself free while giving him a look that could kill since it wasn't supposed to be like this, she should've been cracking some of the eggs already while placing bombs to blow up this tinker toy bullshit outta her turf not being tied up like this.
Sure Pentious trapped her many times but they always failed as she got out but these robotic arms kept her in place not letting a limb of hers move a single inch. She wanted to punch him in the face so badly since she could feel his smugness and his eyes roaming her body, which both made her upset and confused her since he never looked at her body at all and thought he was a "Gentleman."
Unbeknownst to her, Pentious was just looking over her body since he was confused about Cherri's body since it looked different from what he remembered from his previous life, she looked more bottom heavy then he remembered but then again he did find out that Valentino was a women, so it wasn't out of the realm of possibilities that this version of hell was different. But pushing those thoughts aside to focus on what was in front of him.
"Better when I get your smarty pants shit outta my terf, you fuckwit" She said as though that this encounter was going to go, the same way as before as far as she knew. Pentious just sighed mentally and just wanted to hypnotize her into forgetting that he existed or better yet leaving him alone but his hypnosis doesn't work as efficiently on stronger-willed individuals, it just temporarily stopping them for a moment.
He didn't want to kill her since he's never done that before both in his previous life and now as Pentous but shes was just gonna beat him up before and maybe in hindsight he should've just left before she came. Like going towards the hotel early but now with the way Cherri was looking at him, it looked like negations were out the window. Sure he wouldn't die but he didn't want to feel the pain from regenerating. Maybe threatening her might get her to stop since it seems like she likes to bully Pentious for fun/stress relief.
"Quite the potty mouth you've got there miss bomb" He said while getting taking out a cut piece of lemon from his apron "Now here's whats going to happen, you are going to make a deal with me-"
PFFT
That's when Cherri cut him off by spitting in his face "And why would I sell my soul to you?" she said with disgust and hatred, now she really wants to kill him since it reminds her of angel's situation with valentino.
He would've liked to explain that he just wanted to make a deal to a non-aggression pact if she left him alone or teamed up, the consequences being that he would just squirt lemon in her eye until she agreed to his demands. He would like to be the bigger man..... snake? and just let her go.
But a better idea popped into his evil brain as he pulled out his invention that he was working on since he took over this body. It was a metallic blue gun with a turbine on both sides like the freeze ray from the movie: despicable me and aim at her as the robotic arms that kept her in place removed themselves from her. He fired up on her a blue ray which instantly encased her in a block of ice.
"gee boss that was swell" As he heard one of eggboi's say, he totally forgot about them being in the room. "But what do we do with the bomb lady" another said and he saw a another eggbois tongue got stuck on the block of ice. He felt a headache coming on as the eggbois kept asking questions. Now he knows how Alastor felt when he took them.
"Is your hat alive?"
"Can we have ice cream?"
"Can we stay up late tonight?"
This was going to take some time to get used to.... If the headache doesn't kill him first. The question remained on what to do with Cherri?
"Boss mah toage iz stuuk"
A lot of time might be needed to adjust to this.