Me and My party we're traveling, I was their bag carrier, but then the Hero named Xiaver Ermacora suggested that we stop and rest
Lucian Aryris, Our party's shield, gather some wood and Celestia Baines, who is our mage, lights the wood with magic to make a campfire. Our Assasin named Beatrix Farkas brings back some meat with Xiaver
As we all eat around the campfire, I signal to Xiaver. Xiaver sees my signal and stands up
"Masahiko Ilyich, You are being kicked from the Hero's party" He said in a serious tone as he pointed at me, everyone is shocked by this
"M-Me? But why?" I asked him
"Well... Because... Wait a second" He said as he pulled out the booklet I gave him from his pockets, he turns around and reads it and then turns back to me and closes the booklet
"Because your useless, and because 5 members is better and 6"
"Wait, dammit" I said as I use my powers to teleport the booklet into my hand and get an eraser to erase something from a page
"Don't use the 5 is better than 6 excuse, it sounds dumb when I hear it"
"Didn't you say I need to have like 2 excuses" Xiaver said with a confused face
"Nevermind that, one is fine, just carry on" I told him
"Hey, don't we have some kind of say to this?" Celestia asked
"Wait, didn't you have a meeting about me being kicked"
"No" Everyone except Me and Xiaver said softly
"XIAVER" I shouted
"Woopsie" Xiaver said as I shake him
"Well, now that we are here, let's have that meeting, who objects to this idea" He asked, everyone raised their hand including Xiaver
"Seriously, can I at least hear your reasons" I said to them
"Even if you don't fight, you still carry our bags and do chores for us" Lucian said
"Your really great to be with, but don't have a big head over that, I just mean your not insufferable" Celestia said
"I really like to watch you pee and shower" Beatrix said
"You are useful, even if you don't have great powers, your brains in the battlefield saved us a lot. Our party would sure be in trouble if your not around" The Saintess of the party, Lyra Poirot said
"And I'm sorry but I really can't imagine you not being in our party" Xiaver said with a smile
I slam my palm into my face as to show dissapointment and to hide my blushing face
"Thats really nice of you all to say, but not exactly what I wanted" I told them with an embarrassed tone
"But why would you even want to leave? just getting in this party was fairly hard" Celestia asked
"you mean making you grab an apple and strenching my arm while holding it?" I remarked
"IT WAS A CHALLENGE DESIGN FOR ME" she screamed
"yeahhh, that's why it took 3 hours for your 5'1 body to grab the apple in my hand" I replied
"w-whatever, besides what your challenge anyways" she said all flustered
"I don't have one, none of us did" I said
"eh?" she said with absolute confusion
"Xavier kinda just asked me to meet up, then and I got added to the team" Lucian said
"The princess knows me and recommended me to the team" Beatrix added
"I knew Xiaver a long time ago, but he kind of just grabbed me while at the ophanage and said I was on the team" Lyra added aswell
"so none of you needed to take a challenge?" Celestia asked
"I kind of made your challenge on the spot, just to tease you"Ā I said with a sly grin
"YOU BASTARD" She said as she casted fireballs in my direction, I ran into the woods and dodged all of them of course
it took about like 7 minutes until Celes just got bored and gave up, I went back with her
"Sooooo, alls forgiven?" I asked her
"Nope, I'm holding this against you forever" She answered
"Figures" I said
"Can we get back to why you want to leave?" Lyra askedĀ
"Ok, the reason is..." I told her, but stopped in the middle of my sentenced and became deep in thought
"Don't tell me that you don't have a reason" She said with a flat face
"It's not that, I kind of... don't want to sound like a douche" I replied
"Just be honest with us, we already know the whole 'from another world' thing you had" Lucian said
"Ok I'll be blunt, I was kind of hoping to be like those characters in the mangas that I read, where the hero is like 'hey useless bag boy, your being kicked from the party because your not cool like us' and everyone in the party is like 'yeah, what the hero just said' and the bag boy is like 'ok' and leaves but he's secretly the most powerful and did all the work in the party then soon he makes his own party and becomes cool and the super bad evil hero's party becomes lame" I explain
"...Yeah, you sound like a douche" Lyra said
"damn" I said
"so were you secretly helping us?" Lucian asked
"No" I answered
"Yeah no, your a real douche for what you said" He replied
"So that what you think of me" Xiaver said as he looks like a sad puppy
"No, that's not-"
"Wow, I'm actually hurt by what you said" Celestia said with a straightforward tone, an absolute contrast to her cheeky and flustered voices she used all the time
"Guys, you just don't understand because you haven't red the mangas I had, wait less than a picosecond as I get my papers" I told them
"Besides, do you think that you will suddenly get amazing powers because you left our pa-" Lucian said just as I was casting my skill
"I-" I casted. to their perspective I had yet say its name but the by the time I complete the first letter, the skill had already acknowledge me as saying its entire name. then after that a large warping noise was made around me as the posture and position of my body changed from what it was moments ago, and also I had a bunch of paper in my hand
"Huh? What was that?" he asked
"My teleport skill"
"THAT B*LLSH*T, at most you can do with the teleport skill is go for over a 7.5 meters, and that at MAX LEVEL"
"I'll explain to you in just a minute, let me just show you what I was saying" I replied as I place all the papers on the ground
I sit cross legged on the ground as I hold out my hand on top of the paper
"Mind Make" I casted on the papers as drawings and panels start to appear, ink formed into the paper until it is a complete manga
"Anyways its all done now, you guys can now read like 26 different slop mangas with the same boring and almost overdone premise" I told them as I had it out
"What the heck was that skill" Celes asked
"Mind Making"
"What the hell is Mind M-"
"Its just the name for the above-max-level Map Make" I answered Lucian before he even asked
"Above max level? Is something like that even allowed to exist" Lyra questioned
"You guys are acting like Xiaver hasn't already..told you...fucking hell, Xiaver hasn't told you about my abilities, has he?"
"Nope" the three said and looked at Xiaver
"Hey look at this, He so cool with his legendary sword and he just halfs the golum with one slice, like SWISH and then BAAM the golum is destroyed" Xiaver said as he holds up the manga and shows the panel to us
"oh yeah, that the 100 different worlds manga. Unlike the others, that actually very good, so you should read something else" I told him as I grab the manga he had and switched it to something else
"aawww" Xiaver said as he looks down
"Anyways, I made this manga for you guys to read, so go on guys"
"Ok but after this you better stop running in circles with us and actually answer our question on your abilities" Lucian said
"and also, seems like there's two people who's already ahead of us" Lyra said as she chuckled softly and stared at Xiaver who has glittering eyes and a happy expression, clearly interested on the manga he's reading, and Beatrix leaning on a tree as she is silently reading one manga with another one next to her, she isn't showing any expressions and is mostly cold and still, only her eyes moving
The three start reading as well, I watched them as they read page after page and sun starts to go down, Lucian then stop reading and asks me a question
"I don't get it, why leave? most of the 'hero party members' here are just egotistical assholes or greedy pigs, if they're not already both. I don't think we act like them so you really gotta explain it from your perspective, because I could read a thousand more of these and still won't understand"
"Yeah I get that, I made you read most of that for the cool side quests he couldn't do at the heroes party, if I'll explain my reason, I have to ask if you red the 100 different worlds manga" I said
"Yes but not fully" He replied
"Good, so at the start he was being kicked for a good reason, right?"
"Yeah but that's intentional, he needed to get kicked so that he could go to another world"
"WAIT, YOUR GOING TO ANOTHER WORLD AFTER THIS?!?" Celestia shouted
"No, I just used that to say there is a goal to why I want to leave" I said
"Also if that was what was going to happened when I leave then it would just be copying, and let me tell you, the author of this damn novel is so uptight when it comes to originality that he literally fears reading another light novel for more than 1 or 2 chapter would affect his 'creative writing' or whatever the fuck that means" I told the readers
"Who are you talk to? Why did you just start looking an a random direction?" Lyra question me as I keep looking at the forest
"don't worry about it, its one of my perk I have" I told her
[Transdimentional Perception: an above-max-level version of "High Perception", this passive skill allows the user to see things above and below his dimensionality] which allows me to see you guys and ultimately break the forth wall
also here's the details of the High Perception skill if you want it for some reason
(High Perception: allows the user to see things farther and see things beyond its limit a bit more vividly, the range will increase per level)
"Any how, back to topic. My mysterious reasoning or goal is so that I can actually use my powers" I told them
"Huh?" Celes and Lyra said
"You are literally using your powers right now" Lucian said
"Yes, but not all of them, the only powers I have access to as for now is mainly none combat ones" I told them
"Why is that?" Lyra asked
"I know this might sound dumb, and it's because it is. The simple reason is that... I'm your bag carrier"
"excuse me?" Lyra said in confusion while Celes just laughed hysterically, I think she understood what my situation is
"I think what Lyra meant is that, could you tell that in more detail" Lucian added
"Alright, I am literally forbidden by God to use my combat abilities because I took the role of the bag carrier" I said
"oh" Lyra said to me
"Sucks to be you I guess" Celes said to me in a teasing manner
"That an overstatement, your acting like he didn't just teleport a few hours ago, anyone would kill for a skill like that" Lucian said to Celes
"Well, not really, one of the trade off is that I can't upgrade my stats so I'm permanently below average without buffs, and I can't use my escape skill when fighting someone one on one"Ā
"Yikes, that rough buddy"
"So you really can't use your fighting abilities" Lyra said with a disappointed lookĀ
"No, but there are some conditions to it"
"Like what then?" Celes said
"If you guys are in a life-threatening danger, that's the only time I can use my combat abilities" I told them
Xiaver then runs to us as a group of five tiny goblin chase after him, he then bumps into my chest and stops
"I didn't expect them to out of nowhere, I'm sorrryyyyyy" He said with puppy eyes
"We've done this like a million times, Lucian! Catch!" I said as I threw him a potion
He drank the potion, pushed me away and created a barrier
"Hey! what the hell is thi-" I exclaimed but then Lucian coughs and clears his throatĀ
"aah, we are in so much danger. i cant keep this barrier for long, i hope someone saves us since our life is at stake" he said in the most fakest way that you'd think he's mocking someone or being sarcastic
Lyra looks at Beatrix and Celestia in confusion, Celes just shrugs as her response
"yeah, what he said" the three girls shouted, somehow having less effort than Lucian
"Guys,Ā I can see what you guys are trying to do, this won't work" I said to them
The Author then told me I had access to all of my abilities.....
"OK WHAT THE FUCK MAN" I shouted at the sky
"guessing from your reaction it seems to have work, am I wrong?" Lucian said with a smug face
"Yeah yeah, fuckin hell" I said with a tired voice
I used my power [Existential Communication] to talk with the goblins, also if your wondering what that ability does even thought its in the name then I'll give you the description as usual
[Existential Communication: an above-max-level version of "Advance Communication" that allows the user to speak with anything that exist even if it is above or below his existence] which is also how I'm able to talk to you like this and not start a dialogue that my party members can hear, this is also how Me and the Author communicate
also here's the other skillĀ
(Advance Communication: allows the user to talk in a language and tone of a certain race, tribe, country. Leveling this skill improves the communication as you are still barely understandable in lower levels)
anyways, I spoke with the goblin and they spoke back in their native tongue, there was a bit of banter between me and the goblin, which isn't surprising since I've basically told them that I'm going to kill them for a showcase. But after using [Primordial Flames] on the sky, they were more compliant than before. While my other party members were confused, Me and the goblins came to an agreement
Using my above-max-level teleportation, I got the goblins the luxurious meals they asked for such as steak, lobster, cake. I sat on the ground and leaned my back on Lucian's barrier with my hands crossed behind my back
"Did you make peace with them?" Lyra asked me
"Just wait a bit and let them have their moment" I told her
A few minutes has passed and the goblins have finished their food, I got up and spoke with them again in their language, they nodded in agreement and held their hands together
"Lucian, can you stop your barrier"
"Yeah, this charade was getting kind of long and I'm very tired-" He ranted
"Imperishable Force" I chanted to them
"What the hell?!?" Lucian shocked by the new barrier in front of him
"He's such a show off" Celes said, hidding a smirk
"Look Lucian, its a different color from yours" Xiaver said as he touched the barrier, it was different from Lucian since mine was Gray while his was Yellow but what Xiaver doesn't understand that Lucian does is that the color of your barrier says the strength of that barrier
"You guys wanted a showcase of my strength right? I'll give you the best one I have to offer so that you'll happily kick me out" I said with confidence
Right now I'm so excited, I'm not nervous, I always wanted to use this spell but never got the chance to since we were always near a village but now we're in a forest with nothing but trees and other violent creatures roaming. And not only that, I can showcase it with these people I came to be close with, just imagining a bit, the reactions and praise they'll give after this, makes me happy. The goblins held eachothers hands as the goblin in the middle had a single tear drop in his closed eyes, my hands stretched out, very much ready to cast the spell, I looked back at them with an excited look in my face..... I think...no I don't think thats right, I could still feel my eyes and mouth so I don't need a mirror to tell the smile that I'm giving doesn't say excitement, I think I'm showing them a scary look... no, I'm understating
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I look like a fucking psychopath, don't I
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"Devestation" I chanted while looking at them, an explosion quickly erupted starting from the palm of my hand and it quickly consumed us in it light. I'll tell you something about this spell I just casted, not only did it fit someone who is a genuine psychopath but its also the above-max-level version of Explosion
You might think this is another "Masahiko shows the description of his skills or spell" but if I do so then you wouldn't understand the scope of it all. Explosion is a common spell just like all of the skills and spells I used today but Explosion is one of the best common spell to ever be discovered, still being used by strong mages till this very day and being able to rival higher tier spells. It has high utility even at low level as a poke or a distraction but once you level it up, the explosion can be like one from a gas station and at max level it can destroy very small villages and while that might not be impressive for epic or legendary spells and skill, remember that this is a common spell. Suffice to say, this spell has high potential so now, how would be if it got even higher?Saying it would be a nuke is close but still an absolute understatement.
The light finally started to fade as I'm left unscathed, my party members are scared and shaking, even to a point where Lyra fell down asking me one simple question
"What the hell are you!?!"
I gave nothing but a cold and stoic expression, but then someone rushes at me
It was Xiaver, he rushes to give me a hug
"WOOOOOAAAAAH, YOUR SO COOL. YOU JUST CASTED AND EVERYTHING AROUND US GOES BOOOOOOMMM, AND WOOOSHH AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS GONE, ITS LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO THE MOUNTAIN" Oh yeah forget what I said a few moments ago, this man just doesn't fear me at all, infact the I think he was just shaking from excitement, His behavior is always so cute, if he wasn't soon-to-be-married to the princess I would have proposed to him on the spot countless times
Also yeah, there's no trees left, everything is just black as charcoal, its like hell but if it got hit with a tsunami. I should probably use a skill to keep us in track on where were going, maybe I'll get some paper and use Mind Make again so that they'll have a guide after they kick me out
"Xiaver, What do you mean 'The Mountain', He did something like this before??" Lucian told him
"Yeah, I did but that was like before I joined, I was just trying to show him a light attack which was apparently a huge as laser that bit off a chunk of mount azl-" I explained to Lucian but then he started to shout
"YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DID THAT?!"
"I've been to mount azlak, they thought it was a message by an alien" Beatrix added
"Let's put that all aside. Since I've finally shown what I can do, will you guys be willing to kick me out? " I asked them with the excitement of a child getting a new toy
Lucian gives a deep sigh and hold his hand on my shoulder, "Absolutely-"
HOLY THIS IS IT, I FINALLY GET TO ROAM AROUND AND HAVE FUN ADVENTURES LIKE A TRUE OVERPOWERED ISEKAI PROTAGO-
"-f*cking not"
.....huh
umm just.. HUUUUUUUUUUHHH???!?!?
"BUT WHY, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE COOL SPELL I DID THAT JUST BOOM-ED EVERYTHING AWAY" I said, throwing a little tantrum as I point at the wasteland I made
"Yeah?"
"So why nooootttt"
"I'd rather not have you wreak havoc on the world, we already have the demon lord's faction to deal with"
"But-"
"Not to mention that if you do any odd or shady thing for the sake of 'adventure' then that reflect badly to us since your an ex-member"
"Come onnn, you know I'm not evil"
"You don't have to be evil to do shady stuff or you know, erase another forest like this" Celes said as she conforted a very terrified Lyra
"Ok, this is just to show my power, its a one time-"
"Mount Azlak" Beatrix reminded
"-Two time thing"
"My decision is final, I think everyone can agree with me here" Lucian exclaimed
Except for Lyra, everyone shook their head in agreement
I could do nothing but wear a large frown and look down in defeat
"Anways, I don't know how but we should try to get some sleep since its already dark-" Lucian stopped himself has he was shocked to see the sun bright as ever, he look at the sun then back at me then back at the sun and back at me
"Did you do this?"
"No? My spell didn't include making it day again, what the hell?" I wondered aswell, The author better have an explanation for this because the writing wasn't this inconsistent before
"Well that means its time to move and head to the demon lord's castle" Xiaver said as he pointed straght forward
"Sure but we still have a long way to go before we even enter their terrain, let alone the castle" Celes acquiesced
Lyra then muttered something, Celes placed her ears closer and Lyra whispered it to her, "Oh yeah, yikes" She exclaimed
"What is it?" Lucian asked
"Our stuff, it got destroyed along with the forest"
"... God dammit" Lucian facepalmed
"We can get our stuff back when we find another village, so lets go noww" Xiaver said to the party
"Sure" Lucian drawled
Everyone started to move straight forward just following Xiaver which is probably a bad idea, but then a random portal opened, a portal that reminds me of the dimensional portal that I always use before I became a bag carrier but unlike mine which was dark blue, this portal was dark red. Then bags started to drop, bags that looked familiar, after the sixth bag dropped a female voiced spoke to us
"Be careful with your belongings next time" As then the red portal closed
"Isn't this our stuff?" Lucian asked as he grabs a bag
"Yes it is" Beatrix as she looks inside a photo collage she got from the bag
"How lucky, you get to carry our bags again even after destroying it" Celes taunted to me
I realize now that the author wasn't being inconsistent, this son of a bitch is trying his best to mess with me
"Don't worry, we'll get there in no time, back to walking" Xiaver shouted to everyone
Everyone then started following him again as we try to leave this deep fried forest
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Meanwhile in the Demon Lord's castle
The demon lord sits on her throne with one hand under her chin, she wears a light red crinoline dress and light red gloves, she has long purple hair and a C shaped halo facing the sky and thats always behind her, which usually gets mistaken as horns
A guy then opened the large wooden doors, this guy wearing a unbuttoned gakuran uniformed and inside is a white long sleeve with a black necktie, he also wears grey pants and black leather shoes
"Darling, I found your medal" The man cheerfully said as he makes his way to the demon lord
He gives the medal to her and as he was about to leave, she grabs him by his necktie
"Dear? Can I ask you a question" She said with a scowl face
"Yes..?" He said nervously
"Did you have anything to do with the fact that it day time again"
"No..."
She stared him dead in the eyes for a whole 20 seconds
"I may have removed the night because it was hard to see in the dark"
"Oh my god, what did the author tell you about your power"
"Yeah yeah"
"Stop fucking spamming it" Both of them said in synch
"I'm never gonna hear the end of it. He's been more tense of you because of the no-wall incident, and now your effecting the first chapter"
"The first?- So that's why the readers are here" The guy addressed as he looks at the readers
"Wait the rea- OH! Hello readers, I'm sorry for what my spouse has caused, but other than that you shouldn't be here. Goodbye now, shoo" she said as she waves at the reader to go away
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Meanwhile in another castle
A white haired woman with very long pigtails sits in a chair and watches our main character, she wears a very detail outfit....
"Wow, they get a full analysis but I get 3 words that make it sound I'm all fanservice"
Ok screw you, you know what your doing. After I explain your outfit in detail, you'll change it again to something complex that I have to describe again.
"I don't know what you mean"
YOU JUST CHANGED, YOU WERE SOME STEAMPUNK COWGIRL TO NOW A KIMONO SAMURAI WOMAN
"I'll change into my actual outfit when me and my knights get a major role"
Its the first chapter, and besides is being an ominous voice that the mc meet not enough?
"Yeah" She says as she leans on her chair
"Call me greedy but I'd rather be the main character"
Well it's unfortunate but like I said to you before, I'm not the one that chose the main character
"I know that..."
"You know, he's lucky to be the main character, yet he doesn't even fully realize it. He has the freedom to do whatever he dreams of"
Technically yeah
"The power to do anything, its like...."
Its like what?
"Its like its his FANTASY IN THE MAKI-"
Nope, I'm ending this chapter