CHAPTER 1
BANG! BANG! BANG!*
SLASH*
"AAAAAAAAH!"
"OH MY GOD!"
CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
"HELP HIM!"
"URGH!"
Here we see a young man around 17, his average appearance stained crimson, and his only notable feature is his "LOVE(AI)" tattoo on the back of his hand.
He doesn't understand why he did it. Adam knew trying to be a hero wasn't his thing. He was the guy who took lunch money in middle school. Skipping classes and getting "protection money" from the losers in class was his thing. For all intents and purposes, he was the definition of a "you peaked in high-school bro" typa guy.
So why was it that he was laying in a pool of his and some crazy highjacker's blood. For some reason, as despicable as he is, he decided to save other people and not just himself he could have dodged before he lifted the barrel, but then the 3 people behind him would have died. So maybe he wasn't the disgusting villain he thought he was. As he had these thoughts, he slowly drifted into unconsciousness.
××××××××
"Huh...W-Where am I?"
Opening his...eyes? Senses? Whatever you get the point, he sees a flat plain and a partly cloudy bright blue sky.
"Is hell just the windows XP home screen?"
"Now who said you would go to hell youngling?"
Jumping in surprise, Adam quickly turned and was face to face with the most handsome man he's ever seen in his life. Adorned in an all white suit with black acents muza-- i mean.. Michael Jackson.
"Michael Jackson is who you think is the most attractive person to exist, and I bust say it's quite unusual. i usually look like a big titty anime girl it is a refreshing experience."
As Adam gazed upon this majestic man, he snapped out of his daze.
"Who aren't you?" He ask bewildered at the current circumstance.
"I am #$%$$^^&*#" Stunning Adam a major headache
"Ah, my apologies, youngling. Your people usually call me R.O.B. I had forgotten that my giving a real name could harm them."
Regaining his composure, Adam decided to figure out his situation.
"Well, who are you has been solved, but where am I and why am I here and not in hell? I'm sure that damn bus jacker shot me to death."
The R.O.B. looked at him and smirked." well my boy, you didn't actually die in that bus jacking. You, in fact, got put on a stretcher with faulty wheels and rolled into oncoming traffic where a trunk preceded to crush your unconscious body into pavement paste.
Adam could only stare dumbfounded at the implications of his current situation, but as he was about to speak, the being spoke up once more
"And since you received the Truck~kun Special mack deluxe, you get a chance to ☆~REINCARNATE~☆
Adam stood in place utterly baffled that he of all people got this chance was he some special person or maybe he was the chos-
"HeHe~ sorry to burst your bubble youngling but you actually got lucky I mean really lucky you actually stole someone's opportunity, but since you didn't really have a say in the matter I decided not to erase you."
Adam could only pale at the statement but soldiered on nonetheless and asked
"So how we doing this wheel, wishes ,forced transmigration ."
The R.O.B. stared for a second, making Adam uneasy until he finally spoke and clapped his hands. "Let's do one wheel and two wishes the wheel will be who and where you end up as and in and obviously you can't wish for omnipotent, omniscient,omnipresent and if you wish for something you wrote in a journal or for a piece of paper and pen I will directly turn you into the mc from redo of the healer and turn all the wemon in the world into futas make you extra cute put you into a time loop and nerf your healing abilities."
Adam nodded frantically with ears in his eyes and a pale complextion. "[I was going to wish for just that glad he warned me]"
Suddenly, a wheel with countless names appeared to be some names he even recognized.
Mikasa Akerman
Son Goku
Yuno Gasai
Satorou Gojo
Sakura Haruno
Tsubakihara Yuuji
Mari Setagaya
Kazuma Kuwabara
Sakura Tohsaka
Seeing some of these names, Adam could only grimace, acknowledging the fact that he could really suffer a bad fate with the options listed and even be put into a female body
Walking up to the wheel, he decided to just rip the bandaid off and spun with all his might.
The wheel spun at high speeds and he couldn't make out the name for around a minute but as the wheel slowed he began seeing names clearer and the name seemed to be about to stop on the worst name listed he remembered seeing Sakura Tohsaka teetering over over the edge and as it looked like that was who he would become the wheel moved a little more bailing him out of his terrible life and him officially becoming
"Kuwabara Kazuma from Yu Yu Hakusho. Honestly youngling, I was hoping for Sakura Tohsaka, but at least you didn't land on Tsubakihara Yuuji that easy mode."
"Now Kazuma Kuwabara State your wishes
You only have two, so wish wisely."
Adam, or rather Kuwabara thought for a moment
"For my first wish, I wish for a status screen that displays my parameters in a way with Fate as a baseline."
The R.O.B. stared for a moment and then gave a disappointed look that seemed to be asking as if that was all
Adam looked back and with a smirk replied, "Watch me cook, M.J. I won't disappoint."
"With my second wish I would like to wish for the ability to absorb sword and give the swords properties to my spirit sword seeing as how I am Kuwabara a severely underrated character when it comes to power."
M.J. looked rather astonished, and he never even considered this path but the one pro lem with this wish...." What swords would you be able to devour in the Yu Yu Hakusho world?"
Adam looked a little lost at that and replied "well Kuwabara's..well my Spirit sword can cut through dimensions right, so can't I travel the multiverse with enough power?"
The R.O.B. looked at him like an idiot but decided something in his heart "[since you wasted that first with on a status screen and not a system, honestly I respect that but c'mon dumb ass I'll just pull some string and let him do it.]"
R.O.B finally spoke lke up "sure you can now let's get you out of here youngling."
With that, Adam was whisked away to the next journey in life, waking up as a newborn baby in the arms of an orange haired woman.