From the moment Elyas was born, it was clear to everyone in the village of Greystone that this child was going to be... a handful. The midwives, usually the picture of calm during births, exchanged nervous glances as they delivered him, and even the village seers—grizzled and usually unimpressed by the ordinary world—felt a strange, buzzing energy swirling around the boy.
Midwife 1: "You feel that?"
Midwife 2: "Aye. He's either going to be the next great wizard... or a walking disaster."
His parents, Thom and Elira, weren't exactly magical folk. Thom was a blacksmith, known more for his biceps than his brainpower, and Elira baked bread so perfect it was said to be a spell in itself. Still, they couldn't help but notice the peculiar tingling sensation in the air whenever Elyas was near. It was like the universe itself was holding its breath, waiting to see what kind of chaos this little bundle of energy would unleash.
By the time Elyas was five, any hope of him being a normal child had gone out the window—quite literally, after an unfortunate incident involving a tantrum, an ill-timed spell, and a very confused goose.
Thom: "Did you just turn the window into... feathers?"
Elyas (sniffling): "I-I was trying to clean it."
Elira (sighing): "Well, the window is gone, but at least the goose is clean?"
If only that were the extent of his magical mishaps. No, young Elyas was a ticking magical time bomb. One sneeze and the furniture would rearrange itself. A hiccup? The fireplace would roar to life. And in the most infamous incident, a full-blown tantrum over not getting an extra slice of cake resulted in the family cat, Buttons, being turned into a teapot. A very indignant teapot.
Thom: "By the gods, not again!"
Elira: "Elyas, sweetheart, change the cat back!"
Elyas (panicked): "I-I didn't mean to! He'll be fine, right?"
Buttons, or rather the teapot, emitted a faint hissing sound, clearly displeased.
Thom: "This is the third time this week, Elyas! And last time it was the neighbor's chickens!"
Elira: "At least we got tea out of it this time..."
To make matters worse, while Elyas had more magical power than anyone had ever seen in someone his age, he couldn't, for the life of him, remember how to use it properly. He could barely recall the simplest incantations, often confusing one spell for another. There was that time he tried to summon a gust of wind to clear some leaves from the yard and accidentally called forth a tiny tornado that tore through the vegetable garden.
Thom (watching the carrots spin through the air): "He's got all the power in the world, but no memory for the incantations!"
Elira (dusting off a pumpkin that had been flung into the neighbor's yard): "Maybe it'll come with time. He's still young."
Thom: "How much time? We can't keep replacing the furniture, Elira!"
It wasn't just the furniture, either. The local wizards, who usually handled magical accidents in the village, started to avoid the family altogether.
Wizard 1: "Oh no, not again. It's that boy, isn't it? The one who turned his father's anvil into a fish?"
Wizard 2: "I'm still picking scales out of my robes from the last time!"
No one could make sense of Elyas's erratic magic. One day, he'd accidentally summon a rainstorm indoors while trying to clean his room, and the next, he'd freeze the entire village pond by sneezing too hard. Yet, somehow, everything always seemed to work out in the end. It was as if luck itself had decided that Elyas's magical mishaps would be resolved in the most absurd yet strangely fortunate ways.
Like the time Elyas accidentally conjured a swarm of butterflies inside the village bakery. The butterflies, flapping around in a rainbow of colors, caused chaos—people diving for cover, loaves of bread falling from the shelves—but then, as if by some bizarre twist of fate, they ended up forming the bakery's logo in midair. The bakery became the talk of the town, and the baker was so pleased that he gave Elyas a free pie.
Baker (waving Elyas out with a grin): "You come back anytime, lad! Business has never been better!"
Thom (later that evening, still dumbfounded): "He destroys the place, and they give him pie?"
Elira (smiling): "Well, the butterflies were quite beautiful..."
And then there was the incident with the village fountain. Elyas had been trying to clean the moss from the stone base, but instead, he enchanted the water to shoot straight up into the sky like a geyser. The village children thought it was the greatest thing they'd ever seen and started calling him the "Fountain Wizard."
Village Child 1 (in awe): "Do it again, Elyas! Make it taller!"
Village Child 2: "Yeah! Can you make it shoot fireworks, too?"
Elyas (nervously): "Uh, maybe... I think?"
But just as things seemed about to go horribly wrong (as usual), the geyser stopped of its own accord, and the water came cascading down in a sparkling, rainbow-tinted mist. The village elders, while annoyed at first, couldn't help but be impressed. It rained for days after, but the crops grew taller than ever, and the villagers ended up thanking Elyas for his "blessing."
Thom (looking up at the towering cornstalks): "I guess there's something to be said for luck."
Elira (patting Elyas on the head): "See? You're already helping people!"
Still, Elyas couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. Why couldn't he control his magic like the other kids in the village? Why did everything he touched seem to explode, melt, or—on more than one occasion—start singing? It wasn't that he didn't want to help; it was just that magic had a mind of its own when it came to him.
Elyas (sitting on the porch, staring at his hands): "I just wanted to sweep the porch, not make the broom dance for three hours..."
Thom (watching the broom twirl through the yard): "It's got good rhythm, though."
Despite his magical chaos, Elyas had a good heart. He tried his best to help his parents, whether it was by "magically" lighting the stove (which usually ended with half the kitchen singed) or fixing Thom's tools (which typically involved the tools growing legs and running off). His parents, bless them, always stayed patient, though Thom was often seen sighing and rubbing his temples when he thought no one was looking.
Thom: "At this rate, we'll be lucky if we still have a house by next winter."
Elira (cheerfully): "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure Elyas will get the hang of it... eventually."
But as the years went on, it became clear that Elyas's "gift" was more of a wild, uncontrollable force of nature. He was a living, breathing magical disaster—but somehow, the universe seemed to smile on him. No matter how badly things went wrong, everything always worked out in the most hilariously absurd ways.
And so, Elyas grew up in a whirlwind of chaotic spells, magical mishaps, and bizarrely fortunate outcomes. Little did he know, this was only the beginning. There was a much bigger world out there—one that hChapter 1: A Strange Gift
From the moment Elyas was born, it was clear to everyone in the village of Greystone that this child was going to be... a handful. The midwives, usually the picture of calm during births, exchanged nervous glances as they delivered him, and even the village seers—grizzled and usually unimpressed by the ordinary world—felt a strange, buzzing energy swirling around the boy.
Midwife 1: "You feel that?"
Midwife 2: "Aye. He's either going to be the next great wizard... or a walking disaster."
His parents, Thom and Elira, weren't exactly magical folk. Thom was a blacksmith, known more for his biceps than his brainpower, and Elira baked bread so perfect it was said to be a spell in itself. Still, they couldn't help but notice the peculiar tingling sensation in the air whenever Elyas was near. It was like the universe itself was holding its breath, waiting to see what kind of chaos this little bundle of energy would unleash.
By the time Elyas was five, any hope of him being a normal child had gone out the window—quite literally, after an unfortunate incident involving a tantrum, an ill-timed spell, and a very confused goose.
Thom: "Did you just turn the window into... feathers?"
Elyas (sniffling): "I-I was trying to clean it."
Elira (sighing): "Well, the window is gone, but at least the goose is clean?"
If only that were the extent of his magical mishaps. No, young Elyas was a ticking magical time bomb. One sneeze and the furniture would rearrange itself. A hiccup? The fireplace would roar to life. And in the most infamous incident, a full-blown tantrum over not getting an extra slice of cake resulted in the family cat, Buttons, being turned into a teapot. A very indignant teapot.
Thom: "By the gods, not again!"
Elira: "Elyas, sweetheart, change the cat back!"
Elyas (panicked): "I-I didn't mean to! He'll be fine, right?"
Buttons, or rather the teapot, emitted a faint hissing sound, clearly displeased.
Thom: "This is the third time this week, Elyas! And last time it was the neighbor's chickens!"
Elira: "At least we got tea out of it this time..."
To make matters worse, while Elyas had more magical power than anyone had ever seen in someone his age, he couldn't, for the life of him, remember how to use it properly. He could barely recall the simplest incantations, often confusing one spell for another. There was that time he tried to summon a gust of wind to clear some leaves from the yard and accidentally called forth a tiny tornado that tore through the vegetable garden.
Thom (watching the carrots spin through the air): "He's got all the power in the world, but no memory for the incantations!"
Elira (dusting off a pumpkin that had been flung into the neighbor's yard): "Maybe it'll come with time. He's still young."
Thom: "How much time? We can't keep replacing the furniture, Elira!"
It wasn't just the furniture, either. The local wizards, who usually handled magical accidents in the village, started to avoid the family altogether.
Wizard 1: "Oh no, not again. It's that boy, isn't it? The one who turned his father's anvil into a fish?"
Wizard 2: "I'm still picking scales out of my robes from the last time!"
No one could make sense of Elyas's erratic magic. One day, he'd accidentally summon a rainstorm indoors while trying to clean his room, and the next, he'd freeze the entire village pond by sneezing too hard. Yet, somehow, everything always seemed to work out in the end. It was as if luck itself had decided that Elyas's magical mishaps would be resolved in the most absurd yet strangely fortunate ways.
Like the time Elyas accidentally conjured a swarm of butterflies inside the village bakery. The butterflies, flapping around in a rainbow of colors, caused chaos—people diving for cover, loaves of bread falling from the shelves—but then, as if by some bizarre twist of fate, they ended up forming the bakery's logo in midair. The bakery became the talk of the town, and the baker was so pleased that he gave Elyas a free pie.
Baker (waving Elyas out with a grin): "You come back anytime, lad! Business has never been better!"
Thom (later that evening, still dumbfounded): "He destroys the place, and they give him pie?"
Elira (smiling): "Well, the butterflies were quite beautiful..."
And then there was the incident with the village fountain. Elyas had been trying to clean the moss from the stone base, but instead, he enchanted the water to shoot straight up into the sky like a geyser. The village children thought it was the greatest thing they'd ever seen and started calling him the "Fountain Wizard."
Village Child 1 (in awe): "Do it again, Elyas! Make it taller!"
Village Child 2: "Yeah! Can you make it shoot fireworks, too?"
Elyas (nervously): "Uh, maybe... I think?"
But just as things seemed about to go horribly wrong (as usual), the geyser stopped of its own accord, and the water came cascading down in a sparkling, rainbow-tinted mist. The village elders, while annoyed at first, couldn't help but be impressed. It rained for days after, but the crops grew taller than ever, and the villagers ended up thanking Elyas for his "blessing."
Thom (looking up at the towering cornstalks): "I guess there's something to be said for luck."
Elira (patting Elyas on the head): "See? You're already helping people!"
Still, Elyas couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. Why couldn't he control his magic like the other kids in the village? Why did everything he touched seem to explode, melt, or—on more than one occasion—start singing? It wasn't that he didn't want to help; it was just that magic had a mind of its own when it came to him.
Elyas (sitting on the porch, staring at his hands): "I just wanted to sweep the porch, not make the broom dance for three hours..."
Thom (watching the broom twirl through the yard): "It's got good rhythm, though."
Despite his magical chaos, Elyas had a good heart. He tried his best to help his parents, whether it was by "magically" lighting the stove (which usually ended with half the kitchen singed) or fixing Thom's tools (which typically involved the tools growing legs and running off). His parents, bless them, always stayed patient, though Thom was often seen sighing and rubbing his temples when he thought no one was looking.
Thom: "At this rate, we'll be lucky if we still have a house by next winter."
Elira (cheerfully): "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure Elyas will get the hang of it... eventually."
But as the years went on, it became clear that Elyas's "gift" was more of a wild, uncontrollable force of nature. He was a living, breathing magical disaster—but somehow, the universe seemed to smile on him. No matter how badly things went wrong, everything always worked out in the most hilariously absurd ways.
And so, Elyas grew up in a whirlwind of chaotic spells, magical mishaps, and bizarrely fortunate outcomes. Little did he know, this was only the beginning. There was a much bigger world out there—one that had no idea what kind of magical chaos was about to be unleashed upon it.