Anti-Gooning System

My name is Arthur Flamboyantman. I'm 24 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Kyoto, where all the cheap apartments are, and I am not married. I don't work as I am a dysfunctional member of society, and I get up every day by 8 am at the earliest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink redbull. I'm in bed by 1 AM, and make sure I get some hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of nothing and doing about 4 hours of reading on webnovel before going to bed, I usually have some problems sleeping until morning. Just like a middle aged man, I wake up with some fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told to cut down on sugar on my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very normal life. I take care not to trouble myself with any women, like winning and losing, that would cause me to remember her at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to date I would be irresistible to everyone.

Hello there reader! I am Arthur Flamboyantman, everyone calls me Arthur or Art, well they used to. I don't talk to anyone anymore.

I used to be the protagonist of a famous romcom slice of life called 'Little Latte' . It's basically my whole life story.

I met this girl at a café before my first day of transferring into Generic Tokyo High School, we had our cliché accident of crashing into each other, followed by us reuniting in the same class. I think my life back then was just cliché.

Eventually after 200 chapters of the author cockblocking us, we get one kiss scene and he gives her cancer. It was about this point I realized what kind of life I had lived until that event.

Koro Sareta, was the love of my life, and also the female lead of our story. I think I went insane after that point.

The author ended the main manga after that point, so whatever I did, did not matter in the slightest. My friends however got a bunch of spin-off light hearted stories. How fucking miserable am I?

But you aren't here for my sob story are you? You are here for the R18 tag aren't you?

In my messy dark and damp man-cave, I, the great Arthur Flamboyantman, lay on my bed. Browsing my phone like usual, I am unemployed and a jobless bum but I swear I have my reasons.

Well for one, my family is loaded. That's probably the most reasonable explanation people can get from me. Two, because life is meaningless and the world will continue to exist without me…

Let me rephrase, this world is a fictional story, which means according to fiction, the main characters are exempt from any sort of societal or logical consequence unless the story calls for it.

It's a simple rule, one that basically means I don't need to work all my life, or do anything for that matter.

This is totally valid you know? Don't question it, I am NOT a Jobless bum. I am NOT a worthless NEET...

Spending 8 hours a day, every day, reading webnovels is COMPLETELY NORMAL!

...I swear on my fictional non-existent parents.

Anyways, I've noticed that recently, tons of coomer stories have taken over the app. Just garbage gooner smut getting only 5 stars because the losers giving out these reviews weren't paying attention to anything but the mildly vivid sex scenes.

"I rEaD FoR tHe SmUt AnD tHe StOrY" Be real with me, you are not reading for the story of "I GET STRONGER WITH EVERY WOMAN IN MY HAREM!!!!" are you?

Honestly a fictional character like me couldn't do much about it. So I just kept on reading other actually good stories of substance.

And just like other isekai stories on this app, I opened a notification about one of my favourite stories "Love & Crown: The Empress's Eternal Gamble" and then a big bright light flashed my room and suddenly I was in a field of grass.

"Where the fuck am I?" Scratching my head and rubbing my eyes, I get up.

Looking around, there's a town in the distance and a big towering palace further away. Its clear from the entire aesthetic of the place that this is a fantasy world.

"Fuuuuucckk!" I bite my lip in frustration. "WHY ME? I AM A ROMANCE PROTAGANIST NOT AN EDGY TEENAGER!" I scream at the big bad author in the sky, wherever he is.

It has appeared to me that I have been "isekai'd"