A girl in her late teens raises her head from the ground, she is in a green tight-fitting jumpsuit, with green lipstick.
She stands up and stares at the rocks floating above her head, probably the only thing she'll be able to see through the thick fog surrounding her.
Slowly, she rises and gets on her feet, barely holding her balance.
She takes a few steps forward and notices something from beyond the fog; a house.
She walks closer and closer, still stumbling on her steps. She gets to the gates of the house, around her is a garden of many different flowers, and in front of her is a door, she scales the white stairs, only three steps and gets to the top; she sees the door to the house, she holds the handle, and a chilling feeling goes up her spine, she turns it and then...
A few weeks ago
Lucy is in a vast desert looking to the horizon, her outfit shows her obsessive love of the colour green. A bottle is in her hand and a dog is by her side, a white one with flashy orange eyes and paws that make it stand out. Resting on the rock, she takes a sip from the bottle.
"Hey," the girl called the dog, "Hey!" The dog looked at her.
"The sunset is beautiful isn't it?" Lucy asked.
Woof! The dog barked while wagging its orange and white tail.
"Cola sure is delicious when you drink it over victory," she said.
Zooming out, she is not resting on a rock, but a giant monster that looks like a sabertooth, it has multiple bruises on its body. Around them is a massacre of dead bodies, monsters that look inhuman.
"Hey foxy," Lucy said to the dog, "Our ride's here."
Out of the horizon, a light is shining. The objectives are faster and faster fully emerging from the horizon. Slowly, it is revealed that many are chasing it from behind.
"Oh," Lucy said, "We've got company."
The vehicle moved faster and faster.
"Seriously?" She yelled, "A buggy?!"
She stands up and whistles to her dog, it stands up and begins to run towards the car.
As the girl and the buggy reach near each other, she leaps up and enters the car, as she does, her dog lands in her arms.
"Took you long enough," said the man beside her, he was wearing a blue suit and blue trousers. He was outrageously handsome, his nose pointed out his eyes sharp and light blue, his lips pink and shiny.
"Ugh," Lucy said, "Sorry ugly."
"It's John," he said.
"Shut up guys!" The man driving shouted, "You're ruining my groove."
"I'll kill you," Lucy shouted.
"Well, you can't kill me," Another man on the seat next to the driver said.
"We don't care Retsu," Lucy said to the man who just talked.
The man driving picked up a gun and blasted the man next to himself head.
"Why did you kill him Tetsu!" Lucy yelled to the driver.
"I couldn't kill you guys, now could I?" He yelled to her.
Retsu's body fell out of the window and ran to the army behind them.
"What did you do?" Lucy asked Tetsu.
"So there was this guy..." Tetsu said
"You killed him," Lucy interrupted.
"No, he was a king,"
"You killed a king?" Lucy yelled.
"Will you just let me talk?!"
"Alright! Talk," Lucy yelled.
"So he asked me to make him a cannon that could decimate cities," Tetsu explained, "So I did, but instead of paying me, he said 'Eat this' and turned it on to kill me, so I crippled him with my molecular deconstruction gun."
"You blasted his legs off!" The man beside Lucy yelled.
Tetsu dragged the gear and then turned the steering, the car turned around and started driving backwards, two blasters came from the sides and shot the army, magnificent blasts of blue laser.
"Aren't those people?" Lucy asked Tetsu.
"No, they're the robot army I made for him," Tetsu replied.
"You made him a robot army?!" The man next to Lucy said.
Lucy liked out the window and to the sky.
"Is that Retsu's arm?" She muttered to herself.
She looked behind and saw a rock.
"Hey idiot Tetsu," She called him.
"What is it?! Oh shit," he replied.
He turned the car around again and began driving properly.
Tetsu drove around the rock and continued driving.
"The robot army is gone," Lucy said.
The car turned and continued driving, still outside the window, Lucy yelled;
"Cave up ahead!"
Tetsu turned around and graciously parked in the cave.
"Now get out of my car dumbasses," Tetsu said.
Lucy and the other man exited the car and slammed the doors furiously.
"Be careful with my baby's doors John, and you too Lucy," Tetsu said.
Lucy and John walked to the front of the car and stared into the sky.
"We've gotta tell this king who's boss," Lucy said.
"But Retsu needs to respawn first," John replied.
"Right," Lucy said, opening something that looked like a makeup box.
"I'll call for backup," Tetsu yelled from inside the cave, where he was putting his hands in a box-like engine.
"Go to sleep guys," Tetsu said, entering the car.
"Okay," Lucy and John said. They walked to the left door of the back seat.
Lucy dragged the door handle but it didn't open, so she dragged it again.
"Hey," She called Tetsu, who was in the front seat, "What the heck is this?"
"I'm not letting you into my car," Tetsu said, dragging his long moustache, "You can sleep outside."
John said, "And how come the dog can stay inside."
"Cause Lucy will kill me if I let her out," Tetsu said.
"I will," Lucy nodded.
"It's cold," John whined.
"Human bodies are hot," Tetsu said, "So if you get cold, you can hut each other to generate more heat."
"That's gross," John said, "I mean (he pushes Lucy and looks at Tetsu) she's a good."
"I'm a what?" Lucy asked.
"You're a gorilla," Tetsu said, "A female savage from the cave era."
"You're gonna die," Lucy growled.
"Maybe later," Tetsu replied, "Off you go."
Lucy and John looked at each other, their eyes wide open.
I'll have to hug this thing to get warm,' John thought
"There's a blanket in the cave," Tetsu informed them.
John looked at Tetsu, and as he looked back at Lucy, a punch had sent him flying onto the ground, Lucy quickly ran into the cave.
'Darn it, her superseded it makes it hard to..'
John saw a rock and picked it up, he threw it right in front of her. This made her trip and fall.
He used this time to run ahead. 'No time to waste,' He thought.
"Look out," Lucy yelled to Jackson.
He looked back at her and said, "I'm not dumb enough to fall for that."
As he looked in front of him, he saw that she was already holding the blanket.
"Idiot didn't Master Zetsu teach you anything while we were in army school."
Tch
"Never look back at a speeder while running from them," Lucy continued, "Because I'm benevolent and loving and the most womanly and beautiful and humble and loveable woman in all the fifteen continents, I'll allow you to sleep next to me for four hours."
"Right," John whispered, "So loving."
"What was that," Lucy said.
"Nothing," John said.
"It's a good offer for an idiot," Lucy said, holding her waist.
"No thanks," John replied, "I'll find my way."
"Ho..." Lucy said, but before she could finish talking, he had already begun digging, he was digging with a stone and squatting.
I have super strength, so I can work a lot, right? He thought.
"If you think you can do extra work just stop," Lucy said.
"Why?" John said, looking at her "Scared that I found an alternative."
"Nope," Lucy said, "Cause of that."
The wind blew and poured the sand back into the hole.
"Why?!" John yelled.
Lucy lay on the ground and used the blanket to cover her body.
"Hahaha," John laughed, "You think you've won eh?"
"Yeah," Lucy said, "Also, your trouser is torn in a very wrong place."
He then lay on the ground and packed sand over himself.
'Clay is hot when you mould it right, Clay is sand and so is this,' He thought
...
'I ddddont ffffeel any warmer,' John shivered, And I need to ppppeee.
John then stood up and walked to the back of the cavitied rock that made the cave Lucy was inside.
As he pulled down his zipper and unbuttoned his trousers, a light shone directly on him, but he was too sleepy to realise. The light carried him above the ground and then he woke up fully.
"W...wait, no, take Lucy, you can experiment on her!" He yelled as he was slowly pulled into a ship. And an actual ship!
As he entered from the ship's bowels, the ship zoomed off into the distance.