Have you heard this song titled "All of Us Are Mad"? Well, I have, but if you haven't, it might be a little hard for you to understand my predicament. Look, the point is I think I encountered a relatable instance or better still a living sample as to why the artist actually wrote that song in the first place, and I must say it was really creepy. Like, can you believe that that freak of a guy tried to... kiss me?. I literally couldn't hold back as I landed a heated smack on his face. Yh, people! I gave him a bitch slap, and guess what, I don't regret it a bit, hehehe.
Like, of all the guys on planet Earth who are dying to be with me, he really thought I'd give my precious lips to him for a kiss. In your dreams, loser. But there's a serious problem now; the guy has been crying nonstop since then, begging me to forgive him for being hasty. But that wasn't being hasty, people; that was madness. It's currently 5 pm, and I'm standing outside the airport with my luggage, waiting for a taxi or something to stop by.
My car was earlier flown in a few days ago; I'll go pick it up at my cousin Sophie's tomorrow. Don't worry; you'd love her. And I know what you're thinking now: why must I fly in my car from home? I mean, my family is rich and all, and I could easily buy a new one, right? I know, but the thing is I just couldn't help it. I mean, it's not every day you get a Lamborghini Terzio Milenario that's got a high-performance electrified vehicle that boasts a bi-turbo V8 engine and three electric motors; the car is an exclusive, limited-edition model, with active skin. It can also be referred to as a Limited Series. In 1!oth!1ers, there are only 5 copies of the car on earth, and I happened to have one of them; isn't that cool? Daddy spoils me to the core, and I'm proud of him.
Now, my point is, Josh has been kneeling down in front of me for a while now, begging me to forgive him, or else he won't stand up, and now everyone is staring at me like some toxic girlfriend or something; so embarrassing. I don't know what to do in order to get his annoying self away from me; should I call the cops? No, that'll be too extreme; I mean, the poor guy is just expressing his feelings... but in a weird way, though. I sighed as I did the only thing that came to mind. "Fine, Josh, I forgive you. Just don't do that next time, okay?" It was more a statement than it was a question. With that, I noticed how his face seemed to brighten up.
"Seriously?" he asked.
"Mmhmm."
" Thanks so much, sunshine; I promise to make it up to you. I love you."
Sunshine? Where did that come from? "I have to go now; I'll see you later, okay." "Okay, but first, give me your number." Without wasting time, I scribbled the first digits that came to mind, flagged down a cab, and got in with my luggage and signaled the driver to zoom off before Josh could get in. And that, my friends, was how I got rid of the psycho.
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I sighed in relief and exhaustion as I walked into my hotel room, taking in the fresh breeze emitting from the air conditioner. Tossing my luggage in the wardrobe, I quickly shed off my clothes and accessories before grabbing the towel, heading for the bathroom. I needed to take a long hot bath; I deserved it, judging by the awful day I've had. Josh is one hell of a freak.
Soon enough, I was done bathing, and I dried off the remaining moisture on my skin as I slipped into my red silk nightie before lying down on the big comfy bed, waiting for sleep to envelop me. I hadn't eaten all day, and I still wasn't hungry; strange. It was morning already, and I felt really lazy, tired, and weak. I'm supposed to go over to Sophie's today to see her and my Stefan; he's my favorite of all my uncle's, and I'm his favorite too, but they could wait; duty calls.
My resolve was soon disturbed by the constant beeping of my phone. "Leave me alone..." But whoever it was, was determined to ruin my morning. Without checking who the caller was, I picked it up and barked into the speaker, "What is it?" But what I heard next shocked me to the bones.
"Rise and shine sunshine" oh no, how is thi1s even possible.
"Josh?"