"Great idea, mate!" The mother Primate agreed to this ludicrous plan without a second's hesitation. She was all in!
"Good, then make sure to keep them on top of you just long enough for me to come back in time!" The father Primate said as he slid out a secret backside entrance of the den, with all their children in a leaf sack slung behind his shoulders. "I should be back within 30 minutes, but if I am not, then use your secret poses to keep those vigorous old bastards going for a few more hours!"
Already getting into seduction mode, the mother Primate flirtatiously bobbed her head. She then walked up the den's rainy entrance and got right to work.
"Hello, big boys~"
"Woah there, miss! What are you doing—"
"How does that feel~?"
"Oh my great googly moogly~!"
"Ahhhn~!!"
