Ethan Warren never imagined he'd be at Disney World with an alien harem.
Standing at the entrance of the park, he stared up at the Cinderella Castle, a gleaming symbol of magic and childhood dreams. Only this time, he wasn't a gawky teenager standing in line with his parents. Now, he was the captain of an intergalactic exploration vessel, flanked by a spunky green-skinned alien woman with a blaster strapped to her thigh, an android with a body that looked like it was designed by a team of overzealous video game developers, and a blue-furred warrior who probably could bench press a monorail.
And yet, there he was, clutching a Mickey Mouse hat that looked way too small for his head.
"I still don't get it," Prella, the green-skinned warrior, said, squinting up at the castle like she expected it to attack. "So this… giant stone house is for a princess? And people pay to come and… what, see it?"
