So far, it's been exactly two months, twenty-six days, twelve hours, and fifty-one minutes since I was summoned to this lovely inferno. And I must say... I love it.
I chuckle, rubbing my hands together as I examine the latest specimen, a writhing combination of demon and what once might have been... I'm not really sure. Does it matter? The creature is perfection, an unholy fusion of teeth, horns, and claws. Though, it would be better if it actually survived the transition.
"Just a minor issue of compatibility," I mutter, adjusting my spectacles. "After all, who's ever been able to understand demon genetics completely? Certainly not the locals." I let out a laugh that echoes in the damp, dark stone chamber.