Clinging to the beautiful girl's "pillar," letting her take me soaring and showing off! After the show-off session, returning home to continue clinging to the beautiful girl's "pillar," haha… ha… sigh…
Opening my eyes and looking around, where is the fragrant beauty who was taking blows for me and letting me cling to her "pillar" for advantage? In my line of sight, I realized I was just dreaming of Pokémon.
The psychological gap is more than just a little! But there's no helping it…
Who made me the villain?
I am a traveler who recently crossed over, now going by the name Ogelid, engaging in some "minor work" in this world—acting as a charlatan.
Hmm, since I'm a traveler, without further ado, give me a few ancient bloodlines and a busty master as part of the package, that's not too much to ask, right?
Unfortunately, no.
Soon I discovered: the world I crossed into is ninety-nine percent similar to the world in the novel I wrote before crossing over. If I had to say I had any "cool and awesome" cheat, it would only be "I can predict the script and the final outcome for most of the characters."
Hmm, even without ancient bloodlines or a busty master, with the power of the script, I can still farm "affection points" and secure my position as the master of a harem, right?
Then I found out: as "Ogelid," I'm just a cannon fodder charlatan, and no matter how I change the ending, it's always "death, death, death"—stabbed to death by a female character as a lackey; beaten to death by people as a charlatan; killed by a falling flower pot; drowned in a manure pit…
At this point, only a fool would have the mood to start a harem! I need to find a way to survive first!
First, I must become the "big villain"! In the script, the big villain can only be killed by the protagonist. Have you ever seen a big villain drown in a manure pit? So, I immediately used the power of the script to navigate between the major evil organizations of this continent as a strategist and lackey, finally making myself a "notoriously evil" charlatan!
No more fancy ways of dying like drowning.
Then, I also successfully found my only chance at life—the female lead. Only by finding and clinging to the "pillar" of the female lead in the script can I avoid a fancy death. But…
I've been thinking about this for so long, the female lead? That pair of white and soft thighs?
Just as I was thinking about that…
[Thud]
A simple and brutal knock at the door echoed, and a girl's silhouette suddenly appeared in front of me, entering the evil organization I was hiding in – the largest flower-picking team of the Big Empire, Iron Flower Team!
Her silver-white hair fluttered; her beautiful face showed no signs of fear, but instead, an absolute confident smile, as if she had never fallen into a trap, but instead had burst into a flock of sheep; plus her beautiful, lightweight, and even slightly seductive top and short skirt…
"I'm a member of the Big Empire's Imperial Investigation Team! I've received intelligence and come to defeat the detestable priest, Eu…!"
"I, I, I!"
After a brief moment of surprise, I jumped out immediately!
The girl's cold gaze lingered on me for a moment, then… looked elsewhere.
"They say I'm Eucliade?"
Seeing her hands, my legs almost flew away, and I quickly added a sentence!
Normally, in this situation, I would do what the script says and make a run for it, but this time it's different, because the girl who burst in looks exactly like the female lead from my script and even the girl from my dream!
She's the absolute female lead in this world's script! And the only one who can give me hope to "survive"!
"Kefir·Mary Sue·Fengao Tian."
Because she has that surname, there's no second possibility.
The girl named Kefir finally looked back, and her gaze changed.
"Do you know me? Hmm, it's not surprising."
After a careful examination, she muttered softly, "Eucliade's identity is hidden, his actions are cunning, and he's been chased out after his identity is revealed, ha! Now he's actually standing out?"
Don't bother, because you're the female lead, you're my thighs!
I didn't have time to explain, and the team leader of the flower-picking team, Olga, snatched the conversation from me. This isn't surprising, because the female lead is just too beautiful in the script.
"Little beauty, do you know where you accidentally stumbled into this place? Speak without reservation."
"The human trafficking group of the Big Empire, that's all. If I weren't here to defeat this priest, I wouldn't bother with it. You're just unlucky to have met me, stay put, and wait for me to handle this priest, then I'll deal with your mess."
Kefir looked bored, playing with her long hair, and even hadn't pulled out her sword!
This is considered careless for ordinary female knights, female mages, and female swordsmen, according to the script. But for the girl in front of me, this is "the confidence of the main character"! The main character won't lose to a bunch of trash, of course not!
"Heh heh, little beauty, you're speaking without reservation! Before I was doing this, I was a proper four-grade swordsman, look at you, a delicate arm and leg with no brains, you'd better not cry when I hit you with my big treasure!"
"Ugh… disgusting, then let me shut you up."
The team leader Olga, who was standing beside her, still thought Kefir was just a "reckless and brainless" girl, relying on her own strength, and with her teammates' laughter, she rubbed her hands and walked towards Kefir.
Typical trash ending, I can see it coming without looking at the script.
So I didn't bother with her fate, and instead, my opportunity came!
"Shut up? What do you use to shut me up, ahaha~"
Almost time for lunch, but I'm still messing around with the female lead, telling dirty jokes, and the team leader's setup is thorough enough!
I quickly picked up the stool that was on the ground.
Look, I'll give him a whack on the back of the head, and then, under the astonished gaze of the female lead, Kefei, I'll spin around and hug Kefei's legs, crying and saying I want to reform, which will win the female lead's favor while also allowing me to wash my hands and hug her legs!
Perfect!
However, I hadn't even raised the stool to hit the team leader's back of the head yet…
From noble mtl dot come
"Slap!"
Kefei slapped the team leader's head so hard it cracked, and the person fell to the ground, rolling around for several times before getting stuck in the wall.
Then, she stared at me, still holding the stool, about to hit me.
Our eyes met, and there was a moment of silence.
"What were you just going to do?"
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