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"F*cking damn it, I saw hemorrhoids, and they were severe hemorrhoids." Vale's voice is extremely sad.
But Brit and Kiwo were taken aback, and then the faces of the two quickly turned red. They are holding back their laughter, but Vale's mood crumpled even more.
"Yo, what should I do? I don't want hemorrhoids."
Brit clenched his fist, put it near his mouth, and coughed twice to cover up his discomfort. Then he comforted him as calmly as possible: "Don't panic, um... It seems that it will take a while for this thing to work. And also, didn't you read the post before?"
Vale grieved and shook his head: "I think I read it, but I didn't read it carefully... Who would think that the book shouldn't be flipped."
Brit said: "Don't panic, as it shouldn't be a big problem. What does the file say?"
The face of Kiwo next to her was already flushed, holding back was extremely hard. Hearing that she had handed over the file to Brit, Vale came over to read it together in pain. As they read, the faces of Brit and Vale began to change. While Brit is becoming more and more eager to laugh, Vale wants to cry more and more.
[ SCP-1025 ]
[ Object Class: Safe ]
[ Description: SCP-1025 is a hardcover book, approximately 1,500 pages long. The front cover and spine feature the title "The Encyclopedia of Common Diseases." The publisher's page indicates the book was printed in 19██ by █████ Press. No other copies of a book with that title and publisher have been found, and no record of the publisher exists.
Readers of the book seem to exhibit symptoms of any disease they read about. The effect can take between █ and ██ hours to manifest. ]
"Hmm... It seems that you shouldn't be sick. The file just said that you will show relevant symptoms, but it's not real sickness." Brit tried his best to suppress the smile in his mind and said seriously with a serious expression.
Vale was taken aback, then he wailed loudly: "Ah, what different does that make... I'm gonna f*cking experience it either way, whether it's real or not."
Kiwo, who was next to them, was already feeling very uncomfortable. But to take care of her teammates' feelings, she gritted her teeth and held back. She even took the initiative to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just a game, besides, you don't feel it yet, right? Oh, by the way, you haven't read the other pages of that book, have you?"
The nature of SCP-1025 is quite eccentric. If Vale reads several pages in a row, it is likely to show several symptoms at the same time. Unexpectedly, just after Kiwo finished asking, Vale's expression suddenly changed.
"I just remembered that I just turned a page casually, and then I didn't look at it carefully. I probably glanced at it and flipped it over."
Kiwo and Brit's expressions changed slightly.
"Damn-!" Brit couldn't help but curse, and then he quickly asked, "What's that page about?"
Kiwo also looked at Vale with concern. If the disease is serious, then Vale may not be able to continue the next game. Vale also frowned and tried to recall. After thinking for a few seconds, his big face suddenly turned white, "SH*T-! It's appendicitis-!"
Brit and Kiwo were stunned.
Two seconds later...
"Puff-!" Kiwo was the first to lose it and immediately burst out laughing. Brit was also extremely uncomfortable but finally, he laughed too.
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And the chat in the stream was full of laughter:
"I also laughed to death on my... hahahaha-!"
"Hahahaha... Appendicitis plus super hemorrhoids, Vale is a two-pronged approach, hahaha-!"
"Hurry up and take a screenshot, Vale's expression can be used as an emote pack."
"Hahaha, my side hurt..."
"..."
[ ===== ]
After laughing for a while, Brit and Kiwo finally recovered under Vale's resentful and fierce eyes. After Brit pursed his lips, he patted Vale's shoulder and wanted to say something, but suddenly he couldn't hold back anymore and laughed again. Kiwo was led by him and immediately started laughing again. In the end, Vale was about to cry, but Brit and Kiwo finally stopped. Kiwo was the one who laughed the hardest.
"Hmm... It seems that we really can't solve this problem now..." Brit patted Vale on the shoulder again.
"Why..." Vale had a bitter face and knew that there was no way to solve this problem now. The only consolation is that this is the game world, if it was true, then he would crumple.