He actually flew 15ft in the air...damn what was I thinking getting worked up like that I'm usually the type to spout out anime moves or something which reminds me that slime anime he has what is called Great Sage right I wonder if I use my ability would it be possible to do something similar.
Then again my ass has never graduated college or told anyone to wipe my hard drive nor has that man watch Anime balls deep like me which all you viewers should totally check out and I have my author over here writing me like I'm some sort of cheeky brat well anyone who thinks that can suck my balls in here to defeat Satan for all of you and you all just pay no mind whatsoever, well then I hope your not afraid of copyright law because I ain't suck it bitcheeees.
"Hey Marco I got a lil something for ya it's a lil move my blonde haired orange suited ninja left for me it goes a lil something like"
She would clutch the air as she forcer her ability to gather the air and condense it into a sphere like shape, goddamn author it's like that one meme "suck my balls at a medium pace" type shit ya'know you gotta say it with more pa-zaz
Lemme just sum it up iny best author impression, Ahem the beautiful blue hair woman just performed what Otaku's like to call Rasengan! And she would oh so gently tap it on the destructive douch-bag (Marco) to send him fly to hopefully Russia so he could be captured The end
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKIN WRITE A SCRIPT NOT DOME BORING ASS MONOLOGUE WHICH LEADS TO MORE MONOLOGUE I SWEAR AUTHOR ITS A GOOD THING I SAKURA MIKO AM I YOUR CREATION IS CERTAINLY PULLING IN MORE NEWS THAN YOU HOW SAD!
"Now that I'm done tormenting the author I feel kinda hungry" me being me I've only been eating sushi or ramen these past few days that nearly all of americanized food has been wiped from my brain!
Oh no....HAVE I FORGOTTEN HOW TO BE AMERICAN!!!! this damn author it must be his doing he did this to me because I fired back! Is this how you treat your "daughter"
"Seriously Sis you're still havin delusional fantasies like that" a woman somewhere in her early 20's arrived her dazzling red eyes the ones that even put ruby's to shame yes that's my elder sister wielding the the Evil sword [Amaterasu] a sword that has slain countless shadow puppets yet its right here Infront of me welded by one of the strongest Demon slayers in Washington.
For all of you who didn't Know Demon Hunter and Demon Slayers are two completely different job types while they generally have the same mission Demon Hunters are those who possess abilities to work alone where as Demon slayers have to travel in groups to even hope of defeating a demon or shadow puppet.