" Extortion , repeated assault accounts , why would any one person need to assault so many people? Arson , terrorism , espionage , treachery , drug trafficking , even human trafficking! Goodness me , is there nothing sacred these days? Multiple counts of robbery with violence , heck you can as well add murder to your wrap sheet , your crime document is so saturated with accomplishments that I don't think taking a life will make any much of a difference in your sentencing.
A whole book binding , that's how many pages your charges have gotten you, no wonder you never bothered finding yourself a lawyer . Before I deliver judgement , please , Lora Snow , try and make the court understand why you are what you are and do what you do , " the judge spoke , scratching his head that was throbbing with perplexion.
" With no due respect for your honour, that's a shitty question , I still have the right to remain silent on matters about my private life. I mean it would be rude of me to air my dirty laundry in this audience of I think a hundred participants , give or take?
Wait wait , I actually do have something to tell you , don't you dare tarnish my reputation with murder , only the worst of criminals go to those lengths. Also , I never wanted a trial , this whole thing is pointless garbage so just hammer away those life sentences you're just dying to dish out and we can all go back to our businesses , " the defendant responded in a calm satirical tone , without the slightest hint of fear in her voice.
" The crimes of Snow are endless , you have done in ten years what all of our most wanted fugitives take lifetimes to accomplish . You have garnered a portfolio , if I may call it that ,that is unlike any that I've ever seen. Under due diligence the court even had you take a psychiatric evaluation , and then another to confirm that those results were true. Contrary to what everyone believed , you were not mad and your ability to reason was perfectly functional during the entire time you were engaged in these crimes.
Everything that you did was actively premeditated and thus none of the common defences will apply to you. In light of all of this and certainly much more undocumented high crimes , I am sentencing you to the maximum penalty provisioned under our state's constitutions , life imprisonment. It shall serve you well to reflect on all the pain and suffering that you have inflicted upon the innocent victims along your path . And with that I hereby conclude the hearing of Lora Snow versus the Republic , " the judge finished and hit the gavel.
[ Lacataz Maximum Prison , 1 day later ]
Lora was led down the hallway of prison cells by two stern faced soldiers with menacing guns strapped to their shoulders . In front of them was the warden , a short woman of about forty , stopping ever so slightly with each cell they passed to check on the women inside.
" Gracious , you will be a big celebrity in no time here dear . You are what these women you see in these little cubicles look up to , a living legend. As such , I must make sure you get the best house in the suite , as a reward for all of your hardwork and effort. Stand proud my dear ,you have earned it , " the warden casually mocked Lora as they walked .
" You must be the warden eeh , heavens you have a mouth on you . You do know that I'm not handcuffed right?" Lora smiled , returning the warden's mockery with a hinted warning.
" Feel free to bash my face in my dear , they all want to but none of them ever have the balls to try . They are all bark but no bite and you are definitely no different ,"the warden chuckled as she peered into one of the prison cells through a small window at the side of the door.
"What the hell do you think you're doing!" one of the guards shrieked , grabbing Lora just before her clenched fist could reach the warden's face. As soon as the warden had finished speaking , Lora had taken the blind opportunity to launch an attempted attack on her.
" Wuhuhu , you are quite the volatile hot blood my dear . You were seriously going to hit me right now weren't you? Hmm , and to think that I was about to tender in my relocation and get out of this boring shit hole. Now with you around I just might have found my reason for staying . Buckle up , I will make sure you love it in here with me ," the warden smiled at Lora as she took out a key and unlocked the door to the cell she had been examining.
" I love you too warden .Why don't you follow me in here , dark empty rooms like this tend to get boring pretty fast especially when someone is alone , " Lora raised her white eyebrows and winked suggestively at the warden.
" Tempting offer but I'm taken , you're not my type and even if you were there's no way you'd bag a prize like me with a crib as trash as this. Now get comfortable my dear , supper is at six o'clock sharp .
And take a warning from a concerned old lady who's been around this place for quite a while , try to take care of yourself. Beautiful things like you barely make it past their first week in one piece around here . And the mattresses have lice too , so , don't sleep when you sleep . I'm sure you get the idea my dear ," the warden happily watched Lora enter the cell and then proceeded to lock it with glee and satisfaction.
" Hey warden , come by here sometimes will ya , I want to try and punch you again ," Lora said , her hands wrapping the bars inside the small window near the top of the door.
[2 weeks later]
" Lora Snow , get your ass out over here. You were meant to serve a life sentence but I guess Christmas comes early for you ," the warden shouted as she opened Lora's prison cell door.