Home, what defines home? Is it when you're in the comfort of your house? Or maybe is it when you're in a place you want to be in? Or is it maybe... I can't seem to think of another reference.
"—— Get down here!" shouted the the hag
I wish they would just shut the fuck up and leave me alone you would too right? I'm looking at you... Anyways lets go downstairs and see what she's being noisy about.
Thud thud thud...
Oh great... green veggies, again! How could I not expect these those are just my favorite!
"Hey dad it's time to eat!" You useless piece of shit.
"You guys eat first" fuck you and die of stravation.
Well then people lets eat, it doesn't taste good nor does it taste bad either it just tastes like paper.
"Don't forget your bag!" Of course I won't its literally right in front of me dumbass.
"Alright." Well I'll see you again later after we go to school. I'll go and introduce you to those "gangsters"
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Hey guys! I'm currently at... Well I won't disclose the location maybe you guys would stalk me... I especially hate creepy stalkers they give me the chills, you won't be able to stalk me anyway since I have a gun under my pants do you want to see it?
Rustle...
It's pretty huge right? It's just a 9mm I bought from one of those twerps from Minato, they told me to use it when someone is being a huge piece of shit.
Little do they know everyone is a piece of shit! I just have overwhemling patience don't you agree?
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Welcome to my classroom! Meet the fat kid, the black slender man, he isn't actually black but he has dark skin, the satanist, the kid who belongs to the special eddies, the popular girl everyone wants to bang, the quiet kid without a gun, the wannabee gangster, the businessman, the athlete who will spend the rest of his life homeless someday, and lastly the shithead who teaches us!
"Good Morning class please surrender your phones!" How about you surrender your life to our Lord and Savior instead you old bastard, anyways let's play along and toss our "phone" in the box.
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"Dude look at this dumbass what is he even doing?" Well, lets take a look at those "gangsters" bullying mr eddie!
Thud!
Oh shit, did he just throw a chair? What did he even do? It's none of my business anyways "Hey you the one recording! Come here."
What if I don't, well maybe if I don't come you'll cry like a little bitch, so I'll give you a chance by walking there.
"What?"
"Keep recording and send this to me later" well well free entertainment, I like it sure I'll agree.
"Alright... "
Smack, thwamp, thud!
"Hey! Mr. ———— and Mr. ————" that's the principal, I better get out of here.
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You guys might be wondering why I blur out their names, it's simple! It's because I'll reveal it in the end of the school year after I rope myself infront of the whole class in the graduation ceremony.
You must be thinking right now, what a depressed little kid or maybe you just don't give a fuck you likely don't give a fuck which more the reason to rope myself in front of you all!
Anyways I met this bitch, and she's pretty I'll try asking her out tomorrow, also my baterry is dy—
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Having fun reader? I know the battery is down, so you must be wondering how I'm still talking to you, it's simple it's because I'm in control of everything and anything that will happen for the rest of this year... I'm looking at you reader, in the end of this year I won't actually rope myself instead I'll make everyone rope themselves. That's all let's switch off to my battery dying again!