Damnit damnit damnit!!! How the hell did you get yourself in this situation Justin? Halt! Stop running you swine! Seize that man at all costs!knights why does it have to be knights and why the hell are they so fucking fast with all that armor on? This is why I fly not this shit. I miss my Harmony!
You may be asking why and who is this guy running from knights is? Well first question when you tell the captain of th these guys that his mother smell like a horse's ass and kick him in the balls and knee him in the face is going to fix a problem.Well you be wrong with that and that shit went horribly wrong. And second, well yah That's me Captain Justin Jameson Thomas of the United States Air Force. I'm an A-10 pilot you know the attack airplane that is built around a gun that has the iconic sound of a child sticking out their tongue spitting and making a buzzing sound too yeah that plane the one that came into service in 1977 and still flies even to this day. Yep that one. Now you might be asking why are there knights in the first place? Well you see what had happen was.... Well... Ok I was chosen by some God to help save this other world full of swords and magic. Yah I know how that sounds but it is what it is. It's not all bad some good but It could be worse... Ok that was a lie! It out right suck ass, but on the flip side it's new adventure in another world I guess. Still would much rather have my plane though. Now you're probably wondering where does this story start? Well I will tell you! It all started back home in the United States. Unfortunately it was around the time where we were going through a lot of political strife. We were divided and well one political party that shall not be named got mad because another political party that also shall not be named won the presidency and well the pissed off political party that shall not be named... Cough.. Cough.. excuse me! Let's do this make things easier we'll call them the the Kool-Aid hairs and the others the Patriots. The Kool-Aid hairs lost the presidency to the Patriots and they got very butt hurt about it. A few of those stronghold states that supported said candidate for the Kool-Aid hairs decided they were going to secede from the Union. Well that didn't work out so well. At this moment in time it further divided our country. If things didn't look any worse than they already were well the countries of China and Russia decided they would back up the Kool-Aid hairs with about 12% of the US military staying with Kool-Aid hairs. They effectively called themselves the Neo Americans. Why Russia and China decided to join forces with these goofballs I have no idea. Why did they call themselves Neo Americans agen no idea. But it happened and got to live with it. Is what it is. But to add even more confusion to the whole damn thing Mexico decided that they were going to help out the Kool-Aid hairs Russia and China. Now as laughable as it all was they're being dead serious. While that was going on insurgent elements throughout the United States started popping up all over the damn place. And you have never guessed who these people where. Majority of them were the refugees from Afghanistan after the atrocious attempt pull out of Afghanistan that turned into a complete nightmare. And immigrants coming from Mexico which we've already had an idea that something like this was going on but no one said anything about it, but I digress. Then these goober's called Antifa start working with them and committing terrorist acts and started doing training camps for their rebellion to take back the United States with the idea of it was and I quote one of these Goobers.(We should have won you damn fascists!!). Yeah just a group of people so out of touch with reality it's actually sickening. Well the enemy forces came up from South of the border. With the hopes of making their way North into the Midwest and come East tords Florida of course didn't work out so well. Now while they were doing that remember those goobers that call themselves antifa? Well they started a terror campaign through the rest of the United States. It is safe to say that this didn't go down the way they thought it would. It sparked a conflict that they could not get themselves out of. Now the Patriot president made a decision and he decided to enact article 5 of NATO. He was going to pull out of NATO but decided ultimately to stay and seeing as all the NATO countries started pulling their heads out there asses and actually building up their defense budgets and became more involved. Which he wanted from the get-go. Now he then gave an order to all US forces out of country to stay their course. He ordered the Pacific forces to start heading into Taiwan to help defend Taiwan. And order all forces in Europe to start moving into Ukraine pushing Russia out of Ukraine. Then gave the order to the all the troops and the people of the United States in the Homeland to enact their second amendment rights and push the idiots invading our country out of it, and show them that they are not welcome and they need to leave and mind their own business. Now you may be thinking. What about those insurgents?Well they are currently being hunted down by special forces and local militiamen. Now you may be wondering where was I during all this. Well I was on base with a margarita in one hand sitting down in my hanger on base with in my Harmony watching this all go down on my smartphone. Awaiting the orders to be given to sortie. But we're going to fast forward a bit. Where the real story begins and how I ended up getting into the biggest debacle of my life.
May 5th 2028 in The sky just northeast of San Antonio Texas. The is 1600 (AN.. If you don't know what that is that's 4:00) Captain Justin J Thomas making his way to give air support to US troops at the front lines for the attempt to push the lines back out of San Antonio Texas. This is Pie Piper to Charlie company over. This is Charlie company ETA on air support over? Charlie current what's your current ETA over? 2 minutes over. Roger that Pie Piper. We'll be popping Green smoke for our positions and painting the targets now. Roger that Charlie company. Over and out. As Captain Thomas rushes to get to the front line to give air support to ground forces. He looks to his right and sees his wingman captain Hannah s Moore. Hey pop squat after all this what do you say grabbing a bite to eat maybe a movie at my barracks. We'll have a couple glasses of wine or liquor your choice. Hahaha you're funny Pie Piper no way am I going out with you. And beside your not my type. Justin chuckles at that. Your just afraid I'm better than your girl friends and you know it. Hannah gets a good laugh out of that. Okay Mr. Confident how about this! If you become an ace in that plane of yours. I'll let you have your way with me as much as you want. Justin gets a big dumb grin on his face. Your words not mine.
Has A-10s make their approach they see the Green smoke where there Ally forces are they also see on their hoods for Target designators. All six targets are Abrams tanks. Pop squad I'm making a run. I will be right behind you at 15 Mississippi. Roger that the Pied Piper's is out! Justin lines up the shot and pulls the trigger. Taking out a small group of APCs and ground troops. Screaming by them and baking far right then looping around a big far left to make a second run. Hannah starts her run that's a precise and pools trigger. She manages to take out two APCs and one of the enemy Abrams. She flies by the enemy then makes a far Left Bank and puts her nose up and starts climbing. Right at this time Justin is coming for his second run. He activates two of his AGMs and locks on to two of the five remaining painted targets. He launches both AGMs and they both disengage start screaming towards their targets hitting both targets knocking out both the enemy Abrams and T-90. Even Banks right and starts climbing to 35,000 ft. As he starts his climb is starting her second attack run and she manages to lock on to the last three targets that are painted by the ground forces. She activates three of her AGMs and launches them hitting all three targets knocking all three targets out of the war completely. Hannah then banks left and a slight bank right and starts her climb to regroup with Justin. Nice hits pop squat. We ladies have to show you gentlemen how it's done. Hannah with a shit eating grin on her face! Justin chuckles at her comment! Yah well how about you show me how you get up information and then we'll talk about it. Hannah with a please smile on her face starts to make her climb. As two things streak by her startling her. What the hell is that! She screams out! Justin sees this as well and notices that they are two J-20s both bank right and start attack run to get in position. Hannah calm down bank right towards them and hit the deck fly as low as you can and try to not stand out I'm on my way! Justin yells on the radio. Justin then performs a barrel roll into a dive and heads tords Hannah's location. But he keeps an eye on what the two J-20s are going to do. But they have noticed him as well on their approach back. Shit! Shit! Shit ! Shit! (Justin's mindscape.) Well fuck they now are coming for me seeing as I'm a easier Target! Ok ok come down Justin you got this. Yes you're slower and yes they have better performance. Ok I got this. (End of mindscape.) Justin quickly forms a strategy in his head and act on it immediately. He performs a tight right Bank and starts a climbing corkscrew trying to go as fast as he can! He knows he's much slower than the two J-20s but he knows that they can lock on to him with there missiles but he can widen his corkscrew just enough to shoot off his flares and flak to stave off their missiles. And try to bring them in close enough to get them in his crosshairs to use his GAU! The J-20s start closing in. The lead J-20 lines Justin up and gets a missile lock on him.(Justin's mindscape.) Well fuck ok it's ok it's ok as he launches that damn thing I'll take my corkscrew a little bit wide and when that missile gets close launch out my flares and flak at the same time doing a split S and start another Courtscrew while I try to gain as much altitude as I possibly can as tight as I can! Fuck this is going to really fucking suck!(End of Justin's mindscape.) Stick with me Harmony this is going to really suck and this is going to test your boundaries. Ok let's gooooo! He starts to widen his loop to enact his plan. The J-20 launches it's missile. As the missile screams tords Justin. He performs what they call a split S and shoots off flares and flak to shake off the missile! The missile veers off and explodes 100 m to his right as he comes out of the split S he takes a sharp Bank left back into another corkscrew gaining more altitude. The lead J-20 peels off of his wingman as he throws on his afterburners, and his engines roar and darts straight to Justin! As Justin's coming around he notices him on his left. Justin knows he has only a split second to get his nose just over the canopy of the J-20 for an attempt to even score a hit with his gun. He performs a midair power slide raises his nose just over the canopy of the J-20! He takes a breath everything's like in slow motion, he pulls the trigger, over 3,900 round of depleted uranium 30 MMs out tords the J-20! Essentially making the J-20 in the Swiss cheese, he then spots the other J-20 activates one of the four sidewinders attached to one of the hard points! He's hoping he can get some sort of lock to go ahead and just launch the damn thing at it the J-20! (Justin's mindscape.) Ok I don't think I'm going to hit this guy but I can't believe I just got air to air kill with this old girl! Can't get complacent got to stay focused.( End of Justin's mindscape.) He get some missile lock, and shoots off one of his missiles at the other J-20! The J-20 makes evasive maneuvers shooting office flares, as Justin keeps the lock shoots off another missile at the J-20, and the missile goes right up the back end of it and knocks the jet fighter out of the sky. Yahooo!!! Splash two get some baby, let's goooo! Hannah's taken back never did she think he would get a air to air kill in a A-10 but to get two is crazy! I can't believe it you actually got two air to air kills! Watch and learn pop squat this is how you fly at A-10. Hahaha shut up shut up Pie Piper! Sorry Pop squat let's put the jokes aside for later we got to form up and check in on our ground forces. Roger that pie Piper forming up. As they form up they seen the distance that there are few attack helicopters and transport helicopters dropping off troops on the enemy side. Justin pushes the throttle try to get this slow girl to go a little bit faster. Hannah's coming up on his 6. Justin lines up the shot pulls the trigger as he also gets his missile lock for the last two sidewinders and also activates the last of his Maverick missiles he shoots off his two sidewinders first hitting the first two enemy Chinook. Let's loose the GAU buzzing over top of the rest of the forces in that little area taking out a third Chinook in the process and then drops his payload on whoever's left on the ground! Zips by them Banks left and gains altitude out of there! Hannah lines up her shot and pulls the trigger mopping up whoever's left. She Banks left and forms up with Justin! But at this point she's a little frustrated! You bastard I can't believe you became an ace in a goddamn A-10! You realize this shouldn't have even been possible right? Well you see Pop squad when you're this good you're just this good. And by the way!! Justin was shit eating grin on his face. What was that we talked about earlier if I became an ace in an A-10 you let me do what again? Has face flushes red one out of embarrassment and two outa little bit of frustration. You're a bastard Pie Piper. Let's get back to base. As the two of them fly back to base to stock up on fuel ammunitions for the next mission.