"I never heard of such a thing." It sounded like bullshit to her.
"I didn't either, but hey I wasn't leaving that offer. So I took it up and you know, I was really mad from what happened to me," Naruto chuckled a bit, "I took it personally and I decided I was going to be the youngest graduate ever. And I did, until I found out I wasn't the youngest graduate ever. That would be one of my teachers, Kakashi-senpai."
"Sasuke-kun's sensei?"
"The one, the only. All things considered, I'm glad it turned out that way. I learned what it meant to be a true shinobi."
"…you're just saying all this to flex, aren't you?"
"Huehuehuehuehue," Naruto Uzumaki, sensei of Team Six, didn't even try to hide his smug look. He coughed into his hands, "Still, I guess things turned out just fine. Didn't they?"
"I guess," Sakura sighed and looked around. She heard none of the explosive noises or sounds of a battle going on anymore. Ino and Hinata had taken off with clones of their sensei, respectively. Each of them had been training this way and today was the last day of hard training. One week later, the Chūnin Exams would start and their sensei wanted them to rest up as much as they could before that. "I'm guessing they lost too."
"Yeah, they should've. Maybe a minute or two here and there. Among the three of you, Hinata right now is the strongest, all things considered." It wasn't insult, it was the truth, but Sakura felt a little sting nonetheless. "You've got all the fundamentals right, but you need to think outside the box a little more. Ino while not as cool thinking as you, does play dirtier and things like those play a part."
"Of course Piggy would get her hands dirty." Ino. Honestly, the animosity between them had…lessened. Talks between them were still filled with barbs and cheeky as ever, but she didn't feel the way she did before. Ino had become, well, less frigid too.
"Speaking of dirty," her sensei shuffled through a quick set of hand seals. Sakura only saw four as he slammed his hands on the ground, kanji spread across the ground spreading a fair distance around them forming a circle before a thin, bluish veil of a dome formed around them. "There's something…unorthodox you have to do."
Suddenly all the memories about her sensei being a horn dog crashed and all the good impression died as a nerve throbbed on the side of her head. "What the hell do you mean by 'unorthodox'?!"
"Geez, temper, temper," Naruto brought out a scroll and from that out came…a brush and a jar of ink. "Always jumping to conclusions, aren't you?"
"I'm not jumping to conclusions! You! You go around sleeping with women!"
"And?"
Okay, Sakura didn't expect this, but still she'd argue. "Don't you see how dirty that is?"
"Sakura Haruno," he stood very close all of a sudden and the pinkette only noticed now he'd grown taller over the years. Her head reached about to where his chin was and the lone blue eye was piercing into her. "What I do, I do it because I enjoy it. I do it because the ones who get into bed with me WANT to have sex. I'm a jōnin who's been heading into danger for days and nights when you were sleeping comfortably at home. You faced tests, I faced shinobi and kunoichi who wanted to take my head off. I'm not boasting, but I think I do a pretty damn fine job, all risks and rewards included. So YES. I have a habit of sleeping around with women because I like IT, making them squirm and squirt as they crawl back for more. They know what they're in for, I don't hear them complaining. Just because you're an uptight virgin who hasn't done it yet doesn't mean you're on a higher pedestal than me. You got that?"
Sakura only stared at him with wide eyes as she tried to adjust with the display of explosive authority and blatant expression of his carnal desires. Her heart beat pretty fast, both at his words and the small distance between them. She nodded, but didn't look him in the eye. She couldn't. Her face was as pink as her hair and for some damned reason his boldness was—
"Back to the point at hand," Naruto still standing as close as ever, she could smell the essence of the forest on him, it was a part of him, "I wanted to try out a seal. Not the one I did. Privacy Seals are nothing too groundbreaking. Do you remember what I said about me dabbling in experimental Fūinjutsu?"
"Yeah," Sakura found the ground and the blue dome more interesting. Wasn't as blue as his eye and…
"Look at me," Sakura didn't want to, but she couldn't refuse his order. Her sensei was looking at her with a piercing look. "The Chūnin Exams, save the last part, turns out to be a dirty affair and genin kinda die. They've decreased over the years, but something else rose."
"What?"
"Rape." Sakura felt a pit forming in her stomach. Disgust rose, and anger. She almost shook. "Yeah, I know. These things happen a lot outside the exams and while the chances of it happening are slim to none, I don't want to gamble with that chance with any of you."
"And," Sakura surmised what he was about to say next, "I guess you made a seal that prevents such a thing?"
"It's not perfect," Naruto raised his hands and she remained quiet, "I've tried it out and the seal works well to a functioning degree. One, it provides a layer of protection from anything going in, with sexual intentions of course. If you don't want it going in, it won't go in. Now if someone wanted to knife your crotch, it'll stab you. Someone with a fetish and intention to, I don't know, fuck you with a knife? It won't go in. Catch is it only works if you're conscious. Two, there's a small Raiton jutsu built into the seal, so not only would a would be rapist get cockblocked, but they're going to get a bit of a shock from what comes after. The dose should make their testicles and pee-pee look like…well you'll have to find out for yourself."
Sakura Haruno couldn't help but just a little taken away by the moment as the smile on his notorious smile on his face made him look all the more…attractive. Mentally, her inner voice slapped herself. It's just hormones. He's...he's your sensei and he sleeps around with women much more beautiful than you. Sakura remembered Kurenai Yuhi, Anko Mitarashi and of course the infamous tale of him with the Raikage's daughter. You like Sasuke-kun and… talks of sex and Sasuke made her remember how the handsome Uchiha had taken Tsunami and this made her ponder: how many times more did he do this? How many more women were there? Sasuke Uchiha was the most beautiful human she'd ever seen and it was hard not to romanticize when thinking about him, but this also meant Sasuke Uchiha had other means, with women who were prettier, older, more beautiful and no doubt of higher class. His name commanded respect, his looks demanded awe.
She frowned. It'd been bothering her since Wave and with each passing day, chances grew slimmer.
"OI!"
"Huh?"
"You didn't hear what I said." Sakura tried to chuckle a bit, but his groan and rubbing of his forehead made her stop. "I'll repeat. Do you know why I put up the Privacy Seals?"
"To talk about the Seal you made?"
"Well, yes, but actually, no." Naruto let out a sharp breath. "You want the seal, right?"
"Yeah. Of course."
Naruto grabbed for his pouch and brought out a long piece of white clothing. He wrapped it around his eyes and Sakura was confused for the lack of a better word. "You're gonna have to strip."
"..what?"
"Strip."
"THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Sakura covered her chest and squished her legs together. "I'm not getting naked in front of you!"
"Look," the blindfolded jōnin spoke, "if there was any other way, I wouldn't have done this. Besides I have standards too."
Sakura gritted her teeth. What the hell was she supposed to do? She did want the seal and he was wearing a blindfold. Plus the seal. "Wait how will you make the seal if you're blindfolded?"
"You think I haven't practiced this a thousand times before? Or would rather do it with the blindfold off?"
"Pervert!" Ugh, fuck it. Better to face this than possibly face potential rape. "Fine! How much do I need to take off?"
"All of it."
"What?! WHY?!"
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