[Breaking news!]
The guardians are dead, I repeat the guardians of the Globe are dead. That's right, folks, the protectors of the world have been murdered leaving only omni-man battered and half dead.
Is this a new threat to mankind? And if so, can the remaining heroes of the world handle it? Those are the unanswered questions]
"Damn, that's crazy!"
Kevin voiced as he took a bite out of his cheeseburger while seated at his home, relaxing. Although it was unfortunate that his home was once again in tatters, the wall that had been fixed was destroyed again and his door was blown off the hinges.
"Well it's not like I didn't expect it to happen, but now I know Mark and omni-man are going to destroy Chicago in their upcoming fight"
He said, taking a look at his apartment and sighing, half the furniture was destroyed, and the only thing left was the kitchen. Being suddenly attacked in your home was a cliche, and one he was definitely not appropriating.
"Guess I'll have to move and find out why the fuck am I getting attacked."
He said getting off the chair and deciding to up and disappear from the apartment. He wasn't willing to give his landlord any more money especially considering his situation.
After a few minutes of descending the stairs and exiting the apartment building, barely seconds outside he was met with two villains already waiting for him.
"Told you I'd be back kid"
The bozo with a soul patch spoke, however this time his face was covered fully, his jet pack was replaced by rocket boots and in its place was a big battery which powered his arm cannon which was on his left arm and what looked to be an energy lasso on his right arm.
"Finally you hid your god awful soul patch but I don't know if the dystopian robocop look actually works for ya"
Kevin said and the Kill cannon could not help but frown at the insult, it seems every time he meets this kid, he gets insulted, that was starting to aggravate him.
"Haha make jokes kid, but the 200 million on your head will be min–"
Unfortunately Kill cannon couldn't finish his sentence as he found himself back handed by the behemoth of a man wearing an elephant costume.
"No talking, more money collecting"
The Elephant then charged in, his steps shaking the ground as he shoulder charged towards the young man.
Kevin also ran straight for him before quickly ducking down and sliding through the man's leg and absorbing the concrete and then transformed his hand into a hammer and delivered an attack from behind, hitting the elephant on the ribs and unfortunately he only slid back a few centimetres barely feeling the attack.
"Try again"
With a swift and powerful backhand, the elephant launched Kevin through the air and sent him crashing through the buildings on the other side of the street.
"Fuck!"
The young man exclaimed, feeling the pain from the attack, he quickly got on his feet, ignoring the screaming and shocked individuals of the home he just crashed into.
He heard the thunder of footsteps from the Elephant and quickly looked for anything metal through the rubble and he found a spoon.
The elephant burst through the walls making the hole in the wall bigger as he charged at Kevin however, the young man was prepared, this time his body was covered in metal that was stacked on top of concrete doubling his strength and durability.
The Elephant arrived before him and Kevin took his words to heart and tried again, he delivered a devastating attack on the elephant's face and sent the giant man flying back where he came from and crashing on to the apartment building across the street.
"Sorry for the intrusion"
He apologised as he exited the destroyed home of some unfortunate people, he could only hope that there was a type of insurance for these kinds of accidents.
"Who am I kidding, no way insurance covers that."
He said as stepped out of the building and unfortunately he found himself already getting flung to the side as an energy beam hit him straight on his ribs and sent him bouncing and tumbling on the ground like a ragdoll.
"Don't forget that I'm still here, little man"
Kill cannon Informed, although his visor was cracked from the back hand earlier, something he planned to ignore for now.
"Jesus Fucking Christ!! What is with today and being shitty"
Kevin exclaimed and he stood back up, the beam of energy had been very painful but he was able to absorb it and mitigated the damage.
The attack had been powerful enough that it had penetrated through both layers of his durability, if he hadn't absorbed it the damage may have been worse.
"Well it was projected that it would be a bad day for cancers today, you must be a cancer"
Kill cannon commented with a viscous grin under his visor and Kevin could not help but look at the man with a bit of anger and frustration.
"You know learning astrology just so girls can like you is Incel behaviour, I know you must be starving for you to go that far."
Kevin insulted, his voiced lace with frustration rather than any form of humour and the villain quickly frowned, displeased. The kid's mouth certainly never ran out of insults or maybe it was just him specifically that couldn't catch a break.
"Oh! I will enjoy killing you!"
Kill cannon aimed and shot another beam of energy, however this time Kevin was ready, rather than dodge the young man raise his arm and absorb the energy while also releasing the absorbed concrete and metal.
Kill cannon quickly stopped his attack, shocked at what was happening.
"What the heck, what did you do?!"
He exclaimed, but Kevin didn't answer instead, his eyes glowed an ominous red as his body followed suit and radiated a red glow as well and the villain felt the air shift and the atmosphere change as the young man began to float ominously.
"Shit!"
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