[Next day, in the after noon]
"Well there's worse things that could happen besides giving your landlord a ton of money so he won't report to the police and to help him fix the wall you destroyed"
Kevin said to himself as he walked the streets of Chicago, looking for a place to eat before thinking about looking for a place to live.
He can't have villains knowing where he lives or rather he'd much prefer to separate his business from his pleasure.
'I wonder how Eve's doing?'
He thought. She was 18 at the start of season one so its not weird that he's into her plus he died at age 20, so he figured it was fine.
"I suppose I could forge a new ID and instead of using the one that says I'm 17"
It would be better and since there's not that much difference physically between a 20 year old and a 17 year old, so it shouldn't be that hard, plus he's a reincarnated person so mentally 20 years old anyway.
After some walking, Kevin found himself standing across the street from a Burger mart and decided he might as well eat there. He didn't particularly like corporations and Burger Mart was the equivalent to McDonald's in this world.
"Oh well, being a hypocrite doesn't kill you"
He said crossing the street and not caring that he was jay walking, he quickly crossed the street and entered the place and much like a McDonald's it was packed with people, a sight that caused him to roll his eyes in annoyance as he went to order his stuff.
Unfortunately the line was quite long but he quickly made it to the front of course but not before some Karen decided she wanted to be pissy today.
"This is unacceptable, I demand to see your manager!"
"Ma'am please we aren't the one who decided what toy is in the box"
The employee answered while also wondering why a grown woman was throwing a fit over a toy when she didn't even have a child with her.
"Why not? Aren't you the ones selling it? It is irresponsible to not know what is in your products before selling them."
The woman continued to shout and make demands to see the manager, as she did this she held up the line causing the other customers to grow frustrated, the more introverted lot decided to just go somewhere else while the others just grumbled.
"I demand to see the manager! I will not leave until I've spoken to him!"
"Jesus fucking Christ!"
Kevin exclaimed in frustration, he hadn't eaten all day and he had no time to watch some blonde white bitch be unreasonable.
"You got something to say Young man?"
"Yes, you're holding up the line, we got places to be you–"
Kevin unfortunately could not finish his sentence as suddenly someone crashed through the walls of the building, sending debris flying through the air and unfortunately for Karen a large chunk slammed against her face sending her tumbling onto the ground.
"Found ya!"
Kill cannon shouted as he aimed his cannon straight for Kevin, he shot an energy ball that Kevin dodged effortlessly by ducking down, however the ball hit someone that had been behind him and blasted their head off and blood sprayed everywhere.
Chaos ensued as everybody began to panic and began running for their lives however Kill Cannon did not let up and continued to fire off his energy balls and Kevin did his best to dodge and evade but unfortunately this resulted in more people getting their heads blown off.
Kevin quickly found himself under the table, and near an outlet, he grabbed the legs of the table and absorbed the metal and punched through the outlet and absorbed the electricity. It was day time, so it didn't matter if the light went out.
Seeing the futility of shooting randomly at civilians, Kill cannon stopped and allowed for them to clear out, although by that time more than five people were dead, the walls of the restaurant were covered in blood, with the dead bodies sprawled out on either the floor or the tables.
"You know hiding doesn't do you any good right? I can blow this place to high heaven."
The villain threatened with a grin splattered on his face absolutely not giving a fuck about what he just did.
"You know your soul patch is ass right? If you can't grow a full beard, are you really even a man? You should kill yourself out of embarrassment"
Kevin revealed himself, his body covered in Iron from head to toe, even his clothes. He pulled the table off the ground and took its leg, he planned to use it as a weapon.
"What are you talking about? Ladies love the soul patch"
Kill cannon said with a cocky smile as he rubbed his soul patch with his regular hand.
"Oh please, the only ladies that love that are in your head, there's literally nothing appealing about a soul patch bro"
"A dead man's opinion doesn't matter, so fuck off"
The villain shot another ball of energy however Kevin dodged again and quickly ran towards him, Kill cannon shot two more energy balls but Kevin easily manoeuvred around them, dodging as he got closer and Kill Cannon taking some steps back.
The young man arrived before his foe and swung the iron rod, slamming it against his foe's torso and sent the man flying through the air, crashing through the walls, forcefully exiting the restaurant, and he landed in the middle of the road.
Kevin discarded the now bent rod and stepped out to face his opponent, his brows creased just slightly, as if he's more annoyed than angry.
"Kill cannon, you can't handle me, I suggest leaving me alone or I'll have to kill you"
Kevin gave a warning as electricity sparked and arced around his iron covered body, his footsteps were heavy as he approached the groaning villain that tried to stand back up.
"I suppose you're right, and besides I'm not presently equipped enough to kill you yet but I'll be back, I ain't giving up on that type of money"
Kill cannon informed as his jet pack activated and he flew away leaving Kevin a bit puzzled by what he was talking about
"Well that was disappointing, I was hoping for him to actually try better"
He said in slight disappointment, he was not battle junkie but still a single exchange hardly qualified as a fight.
"Wait, what money was he talking about?"
He said as he thought about the man's last words however his thoughts were immediately cut short as the teen team suddenly arrived.
"Hey Bozo! get ready for round two!"
Rexplode shouted as he threw his exploding pennies at Kevin and jumped off the flying car thing that was probably made by the Robot they had as team leader.
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