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**Random mutant whose existence has no value outside of this scene**
Feeling depressed, though it's not clear from what, I decided to drop by my friend, Roberta's roommate...
- It's kind of weird that I call her Roberta's neighbour, and not by her first name....
It didn't take me long to reach the room. Of course, I could have knocked or called, but I decided not to.... For perfectly valid reasons that I don't want to waste time on, not that I don't have time, I waste time arguing about why I don't want to waste time, right? Anyway, I opened the door, with a resounding hello.
- Hi-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! - which turned into a scream when I saw what a naked Roberta was doing on the bed.
- Ah... Is that you? - she pulled away from kissing a slightly less naked guy and noticed me. The guy on the other hand switched to her neck and shoulders.
- CH-CH-CHECK THIS OUT. - While the question "what's going on here" was still out of my mouth, the guy started biting Roberta's shoulders, which made her moan and chuckle erotically.
- Could you come out for a while, give us a chance to Ooh-fuck? - The boy ran his tongue down to her ribs. - For about fifteen minutes?
- Why do you need that much time to get dressed?! - while I was red-faced and shocked, the guy walked over to her... Her. Her seat.
- Э? And how did I end up here? - He suddenly spoke, right into the seat.
.....
Everyone finally found themselves dressed. Me, Roberta and the guy were all dressed. We just sat across from each other, completely calm and dressed, completely forgetting about the incident.
- Haa... What's gotten into me? - The dressed guy suddenly spoke up, stopping rubbing his face. - Look, I'm sorry, I don't know what got into me, it didn't mean anything and it won't happen again, okay?
- Ohhh, is that so? - the clothed Roberta squinted at him. Then also.... - Mm-hmmm!
Jumped on his lap and sucked him in. Seconds later, the clothed guy toppled her onto the bed without breaking the kiss, and then his hands started to move up her waist.
- Hey! I'm still here! - In a desperate agony of embarrassment, I gathered the strength to shout.
- Oh, sorry, just proving something.... - said a laughing Roberta, not so dressed anymore. Then turned back to the confused guy in her arms. - So it won't happen again...?
- Ahh... Definitely won't happen again, all three times were an accident. - Roberta smiled again and narrowed her gaze, stretching towards him.
- Enough already! - At least kick me out first for decency's sake!
.....
- Okay, Peter, it was four random kisses that certainly didn't mean anything, just like the three times your hard phone rested on my thigh didn't mean anything either...- Roberta said goodbye at the door.
- Phone? - and before the guy could say anything, she closed the door in front of him.
With a satisfied smile, Roberta went to the mirror, fixed her hair, merrily ruffled it, and then fell on the bed with her smartphone in her hands. I sat there staring at her with shock and a little admiration. Of course, I'd heard that she'd dated a lot of guys before, but like everyone else, I thought it was a rumour and she was just showing off, now.... Being in the same room with her, I feel a strange kind of pressure and even reverence.
**Peter**
- No, I'm definitely going.
What's gotten into me? Why did kissing feel so good that I couldn't stop? Why have I been so tense all morning? What phone was Roberta talking about? I keep it in my back pocket.
- I need to faff around and calm down..... - I said in front of Jubilee's door.
She's the one I definitely owe an apology to. She was really mad at me, and I think that kiss was the first time she'd ever kissed me, and an important one at that.
- I hope she doesn't try to kill me this time. Just don't give her a reason to.
- Too late. A pervert wandering round girls' rooms wanting to fart! - I could turn round, but why? You can see the flashes behind me.
Anyway, I'm a responsible adult who can easily sort out this misunderstanding.....
- STOP! Where are you going?!
Well, or I might not risk being pelted with fireworks.....
.....
By some miracle, I managed to run away from Jubilee and dodge the sparks at the same time. But the corridors had to end at one point... The moment she appeared. The stairs.
- Oh, what are you doing?! - shouted Jubilee, who was running after me when I started walking.
- You shouldn't run up and down stairs! - I shouted back.
- Are you kidding me?! Take that!
She suddenly joined her hands like a hero of a famous fighting game and gathered a huge plasma projectile for a shot, sending it in my direction in a leap....
*Explosion*
- ...
Well, I'm fine, a little shocked but alive. The explosion destroyed one of the columns, so... If I hadn't got down in time. Is she seriously trying to kill me?
- Whoa! - I turned around and saw Jubilee running and jumping up and down the stairs, paying for her transgressions.
- And I said, "Whaaaaaah! - really ended up falling on me, sending her tearing down the stair punishment with me.....
.....
- Awww. - This time was not like the one hundred and twenty-two before, this staircase was much smaller and I was in much more pain.
- Ai-yay... - I was also overloaded with extra weight.
- You okay?
- I think so. And you. - Jubilee's suddenly blushing. - Where are you touching me, you pervert?!
Not sure what she meant, I clenched my palms, which, unlike my arse and back, didn't hurt. They were holding onto something nice to the touch, firm and soft, quite decent in volume.
- I'm not entirely sure... But I can guess. Is that your arse?
- You guessed it. - Why is she fidgeting with her teeth and raising her fist? - Why don't you stop massaging it?!
*♪ Slap ♪
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- So why don't you get up off me? - rubbing my red cheek, I said.
- Apologise! Again?
- I'm sorry. - What is this, the twentieth time?
- Sincerely. - Is it the twenty-first time?
- Look, like I said, I don't know what got into me or why I kissed every woman I saw. But now that I'm sane again, I'm sorry that I might have hurt someone's feelings, that I might have hurt your feelings, truly sorry, you know? If there's any way I can make amends for what happened, please tell me and I'll do my best.
Apparently this time, my apology sounded believable to Jubilee, and she averted her hurt look, crossing her arms over her chest
- My first kiss was supposed to be at my wedding to my future husband, how are you going to make it up to me? - muttered Jubilee.
- Wow, unexpectedly innocent....
- What is that supposed to mean!!! - The brunette stared at me angrily again.
- ...That stare and the attempt to blow me up don't really go with the first kiss under the crown.
- I wasn't trying to blow you up, and who cares what you think? - Jubilee mumbled to herself, then stared at me again. - I'm asking you again, how will you make up for the first kiss you lost with your future husband?!
- Well. - if you take the first thing that comes to mind. - Marry me?
- Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?! - Jubilee pulled her flushed face as far away from mine as she could, arching her back.
- No, we'll get divorced in two months, or whatever the time limit is, but will that solve the problem?
- ... - abruptly Jubilee's face lost its colour, starting to give me a bad feeling with her grimace.
Then she stood up abruptly, took a couple of steps away from me, turned her head and shouted:
- I hate you, Peter Parker!!!! - after which, she turned and ran away abruptly.
- Haa... Looks like I'll need to apologise to her again....
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Waddling after the aftermath of the fall, I made my way to Kiti Pryde's room, initially thinking it over, minimising any chances of screwing up. It started with a polite knock and a quiet wait outside.
- Yes, who? - Kiti poked her head through the door. - Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
And then shoved it back into the room with a shriek. And while I feared that her opinion of me was so low that she didn't even want to talk to me, the door opened abruptly, nearly knocking me over.
- What's wrong, Peter? - she quickly jumped up to me and started touching my head. She was followed by a bunch of other girls in their underwear, looking like they'd had a sleepover. - Are you bleeding?!
No, it's just Caramel making jam again. Oh, I'd forgotten all about him. Okay, we can't get distracted, let's move on to the second stage - the reasons for coming and apologising, the main thing is to approach the subject in the most delicate way possible, but at the same time directly....
- Remember that uncunnilingual I gave you in the middle of the corridor? - That was a good start, wasn't it?
- ...! - Kiti froze in place, losing all concern in her face. Apparently she remembered ....
- ...! - I don't know why her friends froze with the same faces, they have nothing to remember.
Moving on to phase three, the unexpectedly difficult one - apologising. You have to say something like, "I don't want this to be an excuse, but I wasn't myself and I'll try to be a better person from now on...". It's kind of long, isn't it? Yeah, I'll shorten it up a bit, cos it doesn't sound sincere.
- I wasn't myself and I can be a better person today. - Did I shorten it too much?
- Huh? - Kiti woke up from her stupor, started waving her head around with a flushed face.
- HUH?! - While her friends behind her grabbed each other and looked at us with wide open eyes. How come they never heard an apology? Poor bastards...
That's right! I completely forgot about paying for what I did. I must rectify that, again in the most delicate and direct way possible.
- Tell me how to please you. I'll do it!
- Uva-va-va-va! - Kichi's blushing, has she taken my sincerity to heart?!
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!! - like one of her friends who fainted?
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Well at least one apology was successfully made, but it's unclear why Kiti didn't say anything to me, but just slammed the door in my face.... Perhaps she wanted to get back to the hen party as soon as possible?
Okay, it was time for the last door and the last apology. As I walked to it, at least my head settled down, even the blood stopped.
- Phew... - I knocked on the exhale, for obvious reasons, I'm more excited about this apology than anything else.
- Yeah...?
- Yo, Rogue, can we talk?
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The excitement attacked me with renewed vigour as soon as I entered her room. I don't know if it's unfortunate or fortunate, but her roommate is hanging out in Kiti's room tonight.
- Why didn't you go? - Damn it, Peter Parker, get your shit together and get to the point!
- I'm tired from the day. - Like during the shoot, Rogue kept her distance.
- Look, about our date and the--
- Can we not talk about it?! - she interrupted me in a shrieking voice.
- You know. I don't have any excuses, I just got caught up in the moment and did it, you know?
She stared at the floor for a while, I couldn't see her face behind her downcast hair, but her shoulders were shaking slightly.
- No... - she began in a whisper. - I don't understand! I told you I wanted to kiss, didn't I?! You think I wanted to have my first kiss with a guy I've known for less than a day, albeit a nice guy; and in front of the cameras for a show that hundreds of millions of people will see?!
- I'm sorry, I-- Just hearing your dream, I thought it was inappropriate, in its own way, because it was fulfilled in a second.....
- Argh! - Rogue shook her fists. - I know I said I just wanted to kiss and that it had nothing to do with love, but..... I still wanted to do it with someone special. And no, not a popular handsome guy like you, but with someone special to me personally.
Rogue started crying and quickly wiped her eyes with her hands.
- I realise that guys can't understand this, and I know I sound like an immature fool, but it was my dream, even if I didn't admit it to myself! I wanted to find my one and only man and give him everything... Because even if there was someone who accepted me as I am now, it's hard to imagine how long it would have taken me to get my powers under control.... How long he'd have to wait.
Rogue cried for a while, and I stood silent for a while, not thinking it necessary to say anything. When she calmed down and looked at me with a shy incomprehension as to why I hadn't left yet, I took a deep breath and exhaled.
- Are you really a jerk? - At my words, Rogue trembled again. - If you ended with you wanted to kiss someone special, I had nothing to say. But when you started describing that special someone, I had questions: would you want to give him everything? But does the person who would demand it deserve your love? Can you call a person's love sincere if the first kiss with someone else sometime in the past becomes a problem?
I walked over to Rogue and put my hands on her shoulders, she flinched and tried, out of inertia, to slip away, however I held her tight enough to prevent her.
- It's okay to want to give your partner all of yourself, it's okay to expect that special something. But don't dwell on it. Often the special one at first glance may turn out to be the wrong one. Often time passes and the characteristics of the special one change. Often we mistake our empty fantasies for a truly suitable partner.
- I didn't dwell on anything.... - Rogue, who had already calmed down, mumbled back at me.
- Yes, you were. - I turned her face towards me to look into her eyes. - Your special someone, whoever he is, trust me, your first kiss is more important to him than yours or his. And when you try to give him all of yourself, you're going to run into him in the doorway trying to give all of himself to you.
Clearly out of breath, Rogue continued to sulk inertly, unwilling to accept my words and abandon her stale notions. She reminded me of Penny, and similar moments from her past flashed through my mind, making my heart feel warm and nostalgic. I hugged Rogue, as I'd done with Penny when she continued to sulk, even though she'd used up her reasons.
- ...Now you've stolen my first hug with a guy, too..... - Rogue uttered as I held her tightly against me.
- Pha-ha-ha-ha, sorry....
- Phoo-phah-ha-ha, it's okay....
- Ha-ha-ha-ha...
- Ha-ha-ha-ha...