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After looking up at the stars, I headed out for a late dinner. For some reason, Ripley had asked me not to eat too much on set, so Rogue and I had limited ourselves to light sandwiches or even salads. Now, Ripley let go, nodding during a long yawn, her mouth opening wide, of course, and her yawns are contagious, the whole crew yawned along with her.
- Uh-huh. - even the useless one infected me.
.....
Who would have thought that the epidemic would reach such proportions, ha? Everyone in the canteen is yawning for long periods of time too.... I'm surprised people haven't eaten at this hour. Does this school have such a stupid schedule that makes kids go to bed with full bellies? It kind of smells like indigestion.
- Lobster and caviar, please. - I was given all sorts of things on a plastic tray. - Not exactly what I ordered, but thank you.
Somehow I'm confused by the stares directed at me. Is it because I'm a bloke? Apparently, I've been diverted away from my breakfast by my "rivals" on the show. Okay, I'm going to go sit in a corner and not touch anyone, that should work. If they're staring at me like that, they should take the hint and not touch me, right?
- Hello?
Just as I put the spoon to my mouth, a voice came from which my left bun involuntarily shrank.
- It's like Professor X wants to talk to you.
- What, he wants to keep playing the guessing game? - Oh, my God, she's restless.
- No! Suddenly her voice came out of her head. Is that a hallucination? Or another telepathic skill? - Stop! If you believe in telepaths now, why should I keep guessing the numbers you've given me?!
- I don't know. - her screaming made my ears pop. - By the way, why did you even need guessing when you could get inside my head like this? It's kind of more suggestive.
- ...
- Come on, I know you're still in there ...
- You know you can keep your thoughts out of your head? - With a wry smile and looking around, Wolverine said.
- Sorry, it feels like I'm on the phone, so I'm saying it out loud.
.....
- So, Peter, is there anything you want to explain?
- Like what? - I'm kind of hungry and I'm being asked to guess people's thoughts, I'm not telepathic....
- Haa. You can explain this. - The professor put her fingers to her temples, the next moment the image of me kissing Rogue flashed in my mind. Again, why it couldn't be proven that telepaths exist like that, I don't understand. - Do you know what powers the girl in your head has?
- Something to do with pulling powers. - That's why I had to pump up my strength, which includes my body strength. If you think about it, wasn't it fair to separate them into two categories, or is it kind of unfair? Oh, and I have a feeling that the word "strength" has been a bit of a mouthful for me lately....
- Wait, why did I stop hearing your thoughts? You weren't thinking about anything just now? - Hmm? I think she mentioned something like that, didn't she? I wonder what I was thinking about then? Whatever, I'm hungry. - Would you give us permission to run some tests on you to understand the nature of what happened on the roof?
- Erm. A kiss is the bringing together of the lips of two people for the purpose of tactile pleasure or to show affection. Certain variations include the use of the tongue and the sucking of the lips. Why the need for experimentation, isn't everything about kissing known?
- Poor Rogue. - Xavier suddenly put her palm to her forehead.
- That's right... - Wolverine repeated after her.
I'm certainly happy to be there for their gesticulation synchronisation rehearsal, but my stomach is about to turn inside out!
.....
The cruel people, apparently taking special pleasure in my suffering, took me not to the canteen, but to some shiny white lab.
- Oh, there you are? The equipment is ready, sit down. - The woman with the blue fur showed me to a chair at one of the tables littered with all sorts of glass, paper, and plastic, but not edible stuff. - Call me Professor McCoy, by the way.
Then I had a blood sample taken from my vein and a mouth swab, who'd have thought it, but cotton wool tastes good....
- You know, there's never been a recorded male mutant. - somehow she smiles awkwardly, then averts her eyes with lowered eyebrows, reminds me of a mother who doesn't know how to approach her son with the topic of the contents of the folder. - Anyway, know that you're not really alone.
- Yeah, I've got aunts and a sister, but thanks, I guess?
- Aunts? What about your mum and dad?
- One's dead, never met the other.
- Hmm, yeah, not unique in our world. What are your aunts like, good aunts?
- I suppose? I've been separated since I was twelve. - I don't know why.
- Hmm. I'm sorry. - Why? I'm doing pretty good, so why feel sorry for me? - By the way, is it okay for you to kiss girls you don't know? Don't you see any boundaries, or do you think everyone will jump for joy if you kiss her?
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have done that. I've been a little too striggered by her desire, and it's been a bad day since this morning, so..... Maybe I should apologise to Rogue.
* Bin-bee-lee-bin-din-din-ga-radin-don *
- Oh, the results are in!
- What's that signal?!
Without paying any attention to my question, Professor McCoy rolled her chair over to the monitor, and then lowered her glasses, bringing her face closer to the screen.
- This... It can't be... You...
**Still on the roof. Rogue**
- STANDING THERE WITH YOUR CLIFFHANGERS LIKE THAT!
А? Did someone yell?
** Back to the lab**
Thank you.
- You're a human being, a regular human being.
See, that wasn't even worth a cliffhanger. Yeah, well, it wasn't worth the rumbling in my stomach.
- By the way, wasn't that you who was screaming just now?
- No. I have no idea what she's talking about.
....
Realising it was too late to go to the canteen, I had no choice but to stagger back to my room with my stomach rumbling all over the corridor.
- I wasn't even given a lollipop after the examination..... - left me like a bear sucking on a paw, cruel people. - I'll go to sleep, wake up, have breakfast, and life will be fine. What?
The door to my room won't open for some reason. Is it locked? Did the bum do it? But why the hell not? She's going into phase two of her plan to take over the bed?!
- Hey! Open up! - I banged on the door. - Open up, or I'll run off to Burrito's to eat Mexican. Wait, there was something wrong with my threat.
After knocking and yelling for about a minute, I had no more energy left, so I started walking, distracting myself from my rumbling stomach and sexual fantasies about pancakes.
.....
Apparently my brain is no longer in control of my body, or else I'm having a hard time figuring out how I ended up outside the dining hall.
- Э? - Suddenly, but the door to which appeared to be open. - Is someone in here?
- Hmm?! - met Gina Grey's startled eyes as I sucked in the instant noodles.
Oh, it's so hot...
- Hmm?! - the red-haired woman's face turned red.
I'm so eager to taste it....
- Mnhmmm! - Now she waved her arms from side to side as the noodles hanging from her mouth swayed along with her waving head.
I can't control my urges anymore! I'll take it right here!
- Hmm!... - Suddenly froze clenched on the chair and covered her face with her palms.
- Hmmm! - bliss.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?! - I realise that I'm not being nice, but it's instant noodles, so why shout over it, and I only ate a spoonful....
- Squish. Haaaa! - while drinking hot water with spices, I burst out.
Or a little more than a spoonful.
.....
- Hmm! - ah, there are good people in this horrible place.
- You know, because of you, I'm going to lose a shameful joy in the future. - the saviour with the fork and the three bite-packets in her pantry poked me with her fork. - I'll probably forget to buy them, or I'll tell myself that it's bad for me and I won't buy them, and when I want to, I'll.... Agh! You don't even study here, so why am I feeding you here?!
- Hmm! I have no idea, but thank you.
- Kids your age should be sleeping at night, not wandering around attacking defenceless girls and stealing their food!
- Hmm, girls? Is there anyone else wandering around with food? At a time when no one can hear you slurping? That's interesting.
- Are you suddenly a serial eater?!
- No, I think I've satisfied my hunger for the day. For today.
- It's not funny anymore! Stop acting like a maniac!
.....
- Well, thanks for the food, Miss Grey.
- It's okay, are you going to your room?
- No, they won't let me in, so I'm going to go round the lads' rooms, see if they'll let me crash at their place. - and that's a good way to get Arnold talking, isn't it? He can't keep ducking the subject all night.... It's a bit disconcerting, though.
- Really? Then... How about. Fall at my place? And yes, by "crash," you mean sleep over, right?
.....
Not having much reason to refuse her offer, I followed Grey's teacher to her room. It was a bit bigger than mine, so there was plenty of room for me to pass out for a few hours, especially considering the couch and a couple of chairs.
- You like red? - As I slumped into the armchair, I commented on the interior. - It's a beautiful room.
- Ughhhh... - The teacher ignored both my question and compliment, took a deep breath as if she was preparing to dive, and then began to undress.
I could have warned her first, of course, but okay, I'll turn away anyway. I'll even refrain from commenting on someone's overly loose morals. Seriously, I just met her yesterday and she's just going to bare it in front of me.
- So, how do you, well, how do you do it? - embarrassed and clutching at her underwear, she said.
- Usually you close your eyes and try not to think about anything.
- I got it, okay, d-do it. - she closed her eyes.
- Okay. - I switched off the light and lay down on the couch, wondering if mutants are related to zebras because they can sleep standing up.
- It's a little exciting. First time and all that, ha ha.... I don't mind being gentle and tactful, but you can be a little more-- WHY ARE YOU LYING DOWN?
Just as I was about to fall asleep, I was jerked out of dreamland by a scream.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! - And you turned on the light. - You think I'm gonna forgive you for this humiliation?!
Attention, the system has been damaged due to an external disturbance. It will take 24 hours to return to basic settings and remove all effects.
Э? Effects? Don't tell me she's gonna do to me what she did to Iceman in the comics? Turn me gay!
Although that's just a stupid fan theory with no basis in--
- You're an honest bloke, you brought your girlfriend with you, so why don't you stay honest, eh, Peter?
Effect: Honesty.
Big deal, I'm honesty itself.
- And your honesty doesn't stop you from being so confident, does it? Playing with Rogue here, playing with me there; confusing one, humiliating the other, all to flatter your ego?
The effect is: Self-confidence. You can't be polite, you can't take credit, you can't be grateful, because you're the standard bearer and that's a fact.
Erm... Okay, now that sounds like a lot of bullshit mixed with problems....
- What would I expect from someone like you? I'm not stupid, I knew I wasn't the first person to invite you to my place.... What, you're tired of routine, you want to play games of humiliation?
What is she talking about? Was she planning on having coitus? Again, we've known each other for a day, woman, come to your senses!
- You're all the same, you vile womanisers!
The effect is: Trapper(your life's motivation is women's hearts and more;-) so go tiger\(^0^)/).
Fucking hell...